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The C Class; my girlfriend and her hot sister.

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Old 09-06-2015, 07:41 AM
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The C Class; my girlfriend and her hot sister.

I needed to write this because I think I'm about to explode.

I feel like a little kid the night before Christmas.

The new C Class Coupe is just beautiful.

A year ago, I got a new job and I can now afford a luxury car. However, I've had to hold off because I'm buying a new house and have been plowing money into it left, right and centre and so the car has had to wait;

Last December upon getting my promotion I decided that I was going to get the saloon. It had everything I needed, and more. It was like the first time I laid eyes on my girlfriend when I saw it in the showroom. And I just thought, fck me she's gorgeous. I need that. I took it for a test drive, and it was amazing, it felt perfect, like my first date, but I had to wait. I had other priorities, so I left it at that.

Fast forward, the house is nearly done, and I start thinking about that first date, the first test drive, and now I'm free to follow it up. And she's still available, I go for another drive, and it's just as good as it was before. I'm about to ask her to be my girlfriend.

And then it happens. The rumours started flying around about her hot sister. She's not as practical. 2 doors over 4. Smaller boot space, but a bigger ***. I'm an *** man... And so this got me intrigued.

I start to lose my interest in the saloon. The rumours don't stop. And neither do the pictures. You can't see much. She's not even got her ankles out. Never mind the rest. But you can imagine. And in my imagination it looks good. It looks really good.

And then the photo shoot we've all been waiting for arrives. And it's everything I wanted it to be. It's not just her hot sister. She's the hottest girl in the room. But, I can't have her yet. I have to wait. And I'm getting sick of waiting, so here I am writing this overly weird analogy about the 2016 C Class Coupe whilst I drive around in the ugly girl from out of town; my trusty bright blue 1.0 litre VW Up.

I can't wait for the Coupe. I need power back in my life. And I need it now.

I feel like a little kid the night before Christmas.

The new C Class Coupe is just beautiful.
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...very much appreciate the allegory (I have an M-B coupe. No question, they are beautiful.



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I too am waiting for the new C Coupe.
The only question is should I wait for the 2nd year so they can work out the bugs of the first yer.
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Originally Posted by Hpbingham,
I needed to write this because I think I'm about to explode.

I feel like a little kid the night before Christmas.

The new C Class Coupe is just beautiful.

A year ago, I got a new job and I can now afford a luxury car. However, I've had to hold off because I'm buying a new house and have been plowing money into it left, right and centre and so the car has had to wait;

Last December upon getting my promotion I decided that I was going to get the saloon. It had everything I needed, and more. It was like the first time I laid eyes on my girlfriend when I saw it in the showroom. And I just thought, fck me she's gorgeous. I need that. I took it for a test drive, and it was amazing, it felt perfect, like my first date, but I had to wait. I had other priorities, so I left it at that.

Fast forward, the house is nearly done, and I start thinking about that first date, the first test drive, and now I'm free to follow it up. And she's still available, I go for another drive, and it's just as good as it was before. I'm about to ask her to be my girlfriend.

And then it happens. The rumours started flying around about her hot sister. She's not as practical. 2 doors over 4. Smaller boot space, but a bigger ***. I'm an *** man... And so this got me intrigued.

I start to lose my interest in the saloon. The rumours don't stop. And neither do the pictures. You can't see much. She's not even got her ankles out. Never mind the rest. But you can imagine. And in my imagination it looks good. It looks really good.

And then the photo shoot we've all been waiting for arrives. And it's everything I wanted it to be. It's not just her hot sister. She's the hottest girl in the room. But, I can't have her yet. I have to wait. And I'm getting sick of waiting, so here I am writing this overly weird analogy about the 2016 C Class Coupe whilst I drive around in the ugly girl from out of town; my trusty bright blue 1.0 litre VW Up.

I can't wait for the Coupe. I need power back in my life. And I need it now.

I feel like a little kid the night before Christmas.

The new C Class Coupe is just beautiful.
Fun post. The cars are fun. And agree that the C Coupe looks hot.

Post made me think a little of a show I saw where a guy actually has car as girlfriend...makes love to it...whole 9 yards. Heck, who am I to judge. Here a nippet..


http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-stran...r-is-my-lover/
Old 09-06-2015, 11:53 AM
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Fun post. The cars are fun. And agree that the C Coupe looks hot.

Post made me think a little of a show I saw where a guy actually has car as girlfriend...makes love to it...whole 9 yards. Heck, who am I to judge. Here a nippet..


http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-stran...r-is-my-lover/
Yeh... Well. Erm... I'm just going to clarify that I will not be doing this with my car when it arrives. No matter how much I love it...
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Kill the girlfriend and her family for the inheritance money and marry her hot sister.

(Sell the house and buy the AMG C63 Coupe)
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I am (sort of waiting) for the coupe, but have my C300 keeping me sane.
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Enjoyed the post!
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Love this post OP, I've got the same dilemma.
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Well this was entertaining! I'd like to pick up the new coupe in year 2, selling my C350 right around then to switch. It sure is a think of beauty! A mini S class for sure.

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