M3

Goni C63 · 02-15-2011, 03:50 PM

Sunday night I was on my way to go eat with my girl when a guy in an M3 pulls up next to me at the light and asks if i want to give him a run. I told him maybe next time because my girl was in the car. He said "maybe you dont want to embarrass yourself in front of her." so my girlfriend said now you definitely have to show him lol. The light turns green and i smoked his *** twice! When we were done eating I noticed his car was parked next to mine in the parking lot and someone had spit on my window. It had to be him.. i guess he was pissed lol

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FastDonzi · 02-15-2011, 03:52 PM

hater!!

I am Jeff · 02-15-2011, 03:53 PM

Are you F*&king serious? Why did you blur out his plates? It's a small world afterall in NYC. Obviously, that punkass must frequent SI mall. What did you do to that Pus*y? Sorry if i appear worked up over this, but this stuff really gets my blood boiled!

pdjafari · 02-15-2011, 03:59 PM

I'd probably just paid a homeless guy $100 to take a $hiyt on his hood and windshield so the DNA evidence wouldn't link it back to me.

Imagine having to wipe away smeared **** off your windshield just so you can see your way home

ZephyrAMG · 02-15-2011, 04:00 PM

What a Chach Bag....I would of found his *** eating a burger, grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him out and asked him whats up...

SonnyakaPig · 02-15-2011, 04:00 PM

Sorry that happened to you, OP. That's a real shame.

SonnyakaPig · 02-15-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrAMG

What a Chach Bag....I would of found his *** eating a burger, grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him out and asked him whats up...

Boyz n the Hood style.

khmergod · 02-15-2011, 04:04 PM

OP did the right thing. Saved him the trouble of having to pay bail and go to court for kicking the M3's owner's assets. Not worth it. He already proved who the better man is by pwning him on and off the road. Money can't buy class.

MiamiAMG · 02-15-2011, 04:04 PM

Haters, they're all around us. At least he lived up to the BMW's have *****s in the inside adage.

obsidian05e55 · 02-15-2011, 04:05 PM

What a joke. Guess HE didnt like being embarrassed. Should have pissed on his door handle.

Jakpro1 · 02-15-2011, 04:07 PM

Loogies can be cleaned off. The memory of seeing your tails TWICE will be with him for a lifetime. The 2X is the key. First time the jerk would do the "he jumped me" or " I lost traction" excuse. 2x, it's hard to make excuses.

Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.

I am Jeff · 02-15-2011, 04:07 PM

BTW...Where were you racing him anyway? I thought there are a lot of cops on Richmond Ave.

khmergod · 02-15-2011, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obsidian05e55

What a joke. Guess HE didnt like being embarrassed. Should have pissed on his door handle.

Piss? Child's play. Shart in your pants, get a kleenex or paper towel and wipe it on the inside of his door handle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lrEZoEEh0 like this video.

Although this prank didn't have just cause, it would look like this. My condolences to the R8 owner. Those kids should be shot.

AMGC60-3 · 02-15-2011, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obsidian05e55

What a joke. Guess HE didnt like being embarrassed. Should have pissed on his door handle.

Plus one on the door handle.

What a friggen punk.

SonnyakaPig · 02-15-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khmergod

Piss? Child's play. Shart in your pants, get a kleenex or paper towel and wipe it on the inside of his door handle.

Remember, he still has to take his girl home. Try explaining that move.

02Drunkenup · 02-15-2011, 04:15 PM

There are good portion of m3 owners that are complete dicks. Others are nice people. I would know, there this kid at my school who's owns a M3 and his dad is a very humble man, but himself.. hes quite the ****

cal1 · 02-15-2011, 04:17 PM

That sucks. Too bad you and your gf had to experience crap like that because of the small minority of jerks out there.

Not only is the guy a jerk, he is pretty stupid to leave his car sitting next to you exposed for retaliation. He is lucky you are obviously above that.

black-clk500 · 02-15-2011, 04:18 PM

typical M douche!
The fact that he was even more stupid (if he did spit on your window) and park next to you

You should have waited for him and made him lick it off your window.
Unless, of course, he was much bigger than you, then you gotta go to plan "B" open the glove box and push the barrel in his shoulder blade and force him to clean it off the window

Could have been worse, he could've keyed you and drove off.

obsidian05e55 · 02-15-2011, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khmergod

Piss? Child's play. Shart in your pants, get a kleenex or paper towel and wipe it on the inside of his door handle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lrEZoEEh0 like this video.

Although this prank didn't have just cause, it would look like this. My condolences to the R8 owner. Those kids should be shot.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA..OMG thats disgusting though!

ZephyrAMG · 02-15-2011, 04:20 PM

You guys with your poop and ****...this needs to be dealt with mano-a-mano...

Fists, eye to eye. old school.

obsidian05e55 · 02-15-2011, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZephyrAMG

You guys with your poop and ****...this needs to be dealt with mano-a-mano...

Fists, eye to eye. old school.

True, but kids like that are quick to call the cops, and no one wants to deal with that.

AMGC60-3 · 02-15-2011, 04:28 PM

At least you have his plate number for future reference. Keep an eye out for that *****.

lebreeze · 02-15-2011, 04:31 PM

I usually think keying a car deserves the death sentence. But in this case it would have been hard not too. What a loser.

Sincity · 02-15-2011, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakpro1

Loogies can be cleaned off. The memory of seeing your tails TWICE will be with him for a lifetime. The 2X is the key. First time the jerk would do the "he jumped me" or " I lost traction" excuse. 2x, it's hard to make excuses.

Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.

x2

I would post this in m3post and leave his plates as-is. But before you do that, did you get a chance to check the M3 for any loogies? Perhaps it was some other jealous *****.

mthis · 02-15-2011, 04:56 PM

G Man I told you what I thought, But in the end I would have waited and slapped him with my 30 inch mag flash light across the face Gansta style son lmao.

02-15-2011, 03:59 PM	#4
pdjafari Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: DC Posts: 163 Drives: 10 C63	I'd probably just paid a homeless guy $100 to take a $hiyt on his hood and windshield so the DNA evidence wouldn't link it back to me. Imagine having to wipe away smeared **** off your windshield just so you can see your way home Last edited by pdjafari; 02-15-2011 at 04:03 PM.

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ZephyrAMG MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Relocated Posts: 2,567 Drives: MB C63 AMG Sedan	What a Chach Bag....I would of found his *** eating a burger, grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him out and asked him whats up... __________________

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khmergod MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,650 Drives: 2011 P31 C63	OP did the right thing. Saved him the trouble of having to pay bail and go to court for kicking the M3's owner's assets. Not worth it. He already proved who the better man is by pwning him on and off the road. Money can't buy class. __________________

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MiamiAMG MBWorld Fanatic! 2011 C63 AMG Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Magic City Posts: 5,096 Drives: C63	Haters, they're all around us. At least he lived up to the BMW's have ***s in the inside adage. __________________ Mercedes-Benz World Gun Owner's Club, Member # 4

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obsidian05e55 MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Livingston NJ Posts: 3,270 Drives: C63, Grigio Medio E46 M3	What a joke. Guess HE didnt like being embarrassed. Should have pissed on his door handle. __________________

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I am Jeff MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: eNyCe Posts: 1,416 Drives: Steel Grey Metallic C63!!	Are you F&king serious? Why did you blur out his plates? It's a small world afterall in NYC. Obviously, that punkass must frequent SI mall. What did you do to that Pusy? Sorry if i appear worked up over this, but this stuff really gets my blood boiled!

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SonnyakaPig MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,500 Drives: MB	Sorry that happened to you, OP. That's a real shame.

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Jakpro1 MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Salt Lake City (but not Morm) Posts: 7,066 Drives: 2003 E55	Loogies can be cleaned off. The memory of seeing your tails TWICE will be with him for a lifetime. The 2X is the key. First time the jerk would do the "he jumped me" or " I lost traction" excuse. 2x, it's hard to make excuses. Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ. __________________ __________________________________________________ _______________________

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02Drunkenup Senior Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Central NJ Posts: 345 Drives: 2010 Audi Q5 3.2 Deep Sea Blue/Cinnamon, 2002 S430 Abalaster White/Tan	There are good portion of m3 owners that are complete dicks. Others are nice people. I would know, there this kid at my school who's owns a M3 and his dad is a very humble man, but himself.. hes quite the ****

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cal1 MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Milwaukee, just moved from Indy Posts: 2,286 Drives: SL55, ML500 & C350 (soon)	That sucks. Too bad you and your gf had to experience crap like that because of the small minority of jerks out there. Not only is the guy a jerk, he is pretty stupid to leave his car sitting next to you exposed for retaliation. He is lucky you are obviously above that.

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black-clk500 Super Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 979 Drives: '11 C63 (garage queen) '13 X3 (wife's) '10 F-150 Lariat (daily)	typical M douche! The fact that he was even more stupid (if he did spit on your window) and park next to you You should have waited for him and made him lick it off your window. Unless, of course, he was much bigger than you, then you gotta go to plan "B" open the glove box and push the barrel in his shoulder blade and force him to clean it off the window Could have been worse, he could've keyed you and drove off. __________________ 2011 C63 ///AMG / BLK on BLK / P31 / LSD / CF Trim / Keyless Go / Rear Camera / All the other stuff too!! 2013 X3 35i Alpine White/Black loaded *Gone and ALWAYS* forgotten:** 2011 X3 28i (Vermillion Red/Blk) 2009 328xiT (TiAg/Blk) 2005 CLK500 (Blk/Blk) 2005 Mini Cooper (Chilli Red/Blk) 2002 330ci (TiAg/Blk) 1998 323ci (Tiag/Blk)

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ZephyrAMG MBWorld Fanatic! Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Relocated Posts: 2,567 Drives: MB C63 AMG Sedan	You guys with your poop and ****...this needs to be dealt with mano-a-mano... Fists, eye to eye. old school. __________________

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lebreeze Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ontario Posts: 201 Drives: e 92 m3 and c63	I usually think keying a car deserves the death sentence. But in this case it would have been hard not too. What a loser. __________________

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