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02-15-2011, 03:50 PM
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Sunday night I was on my way to go eat with my girl when a guy in an M3 pulls up next to me at the light and asks if i want to give him a run. I told him maybe next time because my girl was in the car. He said "maybe you dont want to embarrass yourself in front of her." so my girlfriend said now you definitely have to show him lol. The light turns green and i smoked his *** twice! When we were done eating I noticed his car was parked next to mine in the parking lot and someone had spit on my window. It had to be him.. i guess he was pissed lol
02-15-2011, 03:53 PM
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Are you F*&king serious? Why did you blur out his plates? It's a small world afterall in NYC. Obviously, that punkass must frequent SI mall. What did you do to that Pus*y? Sorry if i appear worked up over this, but this stuff really gets my blood boiled!
02-15-2011, 03:59 PM
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I'd probably just paid a homeless guy $100 to take a $hiyt on his hood and windshield so the DNA evidence wouldn't link it back to me.
Imagine having to wipe away smeared **** off your windshield just so you can see your way home
Imagine having to wipe away smeared **** off your windshield just so you can see your way home
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02-15-2011, 04:03 PM
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OP did the right thing. Saved him the trouble of having to pay bail and go to court for kicking the M3's owner's assets. Not worth it. He already proved who the better man is by pwning him on and off the road. Money can't buy class.
02-15-2011, 04:07 PM
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Loogies can be cleaned off. The memory of seeing your tails TWICE will be with him for a lifetime. The 2X is the key. First time the jerk would do the "he jumped me" or " I lost traction" excuse. 2x, it's hard to make excuses.
Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.
Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.
02-15-2011, 04:08 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lrEZoEEh0 like this video.
Although this prank didn't have just cause, it would look like this. My condolences to the R8 owner. Those kids should be shot.
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What a friggen punk.
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There are good portion of m3 owners that are complete dicks. Others are nice people. I would know, there this kid at my school who's owns a M3 and his dad is a very humble man, but himself.. hes quite the ****
02-15-2011, 04:17 PM
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That sucks. Too bad you and your gf had to experience crap like that because of the small minority of jerks out there.
Not only is the guy a jerk, he is pretty stupid to leave his car sitting next to you exposed for retaliation. He is lucky you are obviously above that.
Not only is the guy a jerk, he is pretty stupid to leave his car sitting next to you exposed for retaliation. He is lucky you are obviously above that.
02-15-2011, 04:18 PM
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typical M douche!
The fact that he was even more stupid (if he did spit on your window) and park next to you
You should have waited for him and made him lick it off your window.
Unless, of course, he was much bigger than you, then you gotta go to plan "B" open the glove box and push the barrel in his shoulder blade and force him to clean it off the window
Could have been worse, he could've keyed you and drove off.
The fact that he was even more stupid (if he did spit on your window) and park next to you
You should have waited for him and made him lick it off your window.
Unless, of course, he was much bigger than you, then you gotta go to plan "B" open the glove box and push the barrel in his shoulder blade and force him to clean it off the window
Could have been worse, he could've keyed you and drove off.
02-15-2011, 04:20 PM
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****? Child's play. Shart in your pants, get a kleenex or paper towel and wipe it on the inside of his door handle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lrEZoEEh0 like this video.
Although this prank didn't have just cause, it would look like this. My condolences to the R8 owner. Those kids should be shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lrEZoEEh0 like this video.
Although this prank didn't have just cause, it would look like this. My condolences to the R8 owner. Those kids should be shot.
02-15-2011, 04:28 PM
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At least you have his plate number for future reference. Keep an eye out for that *****.
02-15-2011, 04:54 PM
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Loogies can be cleaned off. The memory of seeing your tails TWICE will be with him for a lifetime. The 2X is the key. First time the jerk would do the "he jumped me" or " I lost traction" excuse. 2x, it's hard to make excuses.
Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.
Gotta admit though, that would be hard....not to find him and whoop his aSZ.
I would post this in m3post and leave his plates as-is. But before you do that, did you get a chance to check the M3 for any loogies? Perhaps it was some other jealous *****.
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