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Old 09-01-2014, 07:38 PM
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New E63 AMG v.Tesla 60whh

I don't really most much in here since I find it there's no point with a lot of the cars I spanked with my modded SL65 (Ferrari's, Lamborghini's Maserati's, still dying to pull up to a 911 turbo one day if its modded lol) but today I was driving in my Tesla coming back from checking the engine work on my AMG and I was on I-270 Junction heading back to MD when a new E class was behind me.

At first I didn't really pay any attn to it since I thought it was a regular E class, but this person is talegating me so I stomp on it and leave it 5-6 car lengths back and its obvious this person is trying to keep up cause I'm already past 100 mph. This last for about 5 mins with a few cars on the road so a constant 50-120 race, until I pull to the right getting ready for my exit and the E goes to the left. Then I notice its was a new E63 AMG

In my mind I'm thinking cause I only have a 60kwh not a P85 kwh yet I still left this AMG in the dust. Now I know Tesla have crazy amount of instant torque and only has 1 gear, power is transferred differently and they never have wheel spin with the TC on. If this was a M3 I know that's a joke cause I've taken on teenagers with them and always come ahead but come on an E63? Something doesn't add up does E63 have bad top end or maybe the driver left it on S and doesn't know how to shift? Either someone give me an insight cause in my mind an E63 should come ahead a Tesla 60kwh
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I don't really most much in here since I find it there's no point with a lot of the cars I spanked with my modded SL65 (Ferrari's, Lamborghini's Maserati's, still dying to pull up to a 911 turbo one day if its modded lol) but today I was driving in my Tesla coming back from checking the engine work on my AMG and I was on I-270 Junction heading back to MD when a new E class was behind me.

At first I didn't really pay any attn to it since I thought it was a regular E class, but this person is talegating me so I stomp on it and leave it 5-6 car lengths back and its obvious this person is trying to keep up cause I'm already past 100 mph. This last for about 5 mins with a few cars on the road so a constant 50-120 race, until I pull to the right getting ready for my exit and the E goes to the left. Then I notice its was a new E63 AMG

In my mind I'm thinking cause I only have a 60kwh not a P85 kwh yet I still left this AMG in the dust. Now I know Tesla have crazy amount of instant torque and only has 1 gear, power is transferred differently and they never have wheel spin with the TC on. If this was a M3 I know that's a joke cause I've taken on teenagers with them and always come ahead but come on an E63? Something doesn't add up does E63 have bad top end or maybe the driver left it on S and doesn't know how to shift? Either someone give me an insight cause in my mind an E63 should come ahead a Tesla 60kwh
Not sure what year e63 you saw, but my 2014 e63s will outrun the tesla 85 from a roll and from a stop
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Def a new one cause of those new facelift headlamps, that's why I'm really confused so prob person doesn't know how to shift and is driving in S? Cause I can't figure it out either that' why I thought I asked if there's something I'm not aware of
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Man, your stories are always so full of crap. Teslas arent even that fast Oh but yours can take on a brand new E63 LOL!!!!
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Please read the OP agian...

The post states asking how it is it possible as I am fully aware a new E63 thus asking questions on the forum to come up with conclusions rather than jumping to conclusions. Now if there's confusion about the SL65 I mentioned in the beginning of the post to what I have stated then I understand.

Second what stories are you talking about as this is the first post I putting up on the Kill Stories thread, please specify.

Finally to your last claim that Tesla's aren't fast please review P85 vs cars such as the previous M5 and Viper, for a stock to stock comparison 1/4 drag it has already been proven a Tesla can keep up with video evidence provided as well as data provided via drag times which I have enclosed in this link.

http://www.dragtimes.com/Tesla--Mode...ag-Racing.html

Furthermore Tesla Roadster Has achieved 204.3 in standing mile at the march 2013 event with the link of the 200+ club off the Texas Mile Website (also no Mercedes Benz as achieved this at Texas Mile.)

http://www.texasmile.net/pdf/200MPH%...ers-052413.pdf

I'm not here to make BS or start beef there enough of that on this forum, I'm here to have questions answers, provide advice or request opinion of other forum members.

I'm all about collaborating for finding answers but starting flame wars with lack any evidence to the claim that's being stating is not worth my time, and I believe I have post I have explained myself with a claim, as well as established questions being asked to come to a education conclusion rather than jumping to one, and providing evidence.

Finally I'm clearly not a Tesla > MB fan, I much prefer my SL65 AMG to my Tesla 60kwh, which can clearly be seen with the modding process of my AMG
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Originally Posted by V12TTenthusiast
Def a new one cause of those new facelift headlamps, that's why I'm really confused so prob person doesn't know how to shift and is driving in S? Cause I can't figure it out either that' why I thought I asked if there's something I'm not aware of
The new E63 is faster than the Tesla 60 no matter what transmission program the car is in. The only explanation would be that the car was a poser with a few AMG labels slapped on. Wouldn't be the first time...
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That makes sense cause I couldn't figure it out how it was possible
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The new E63 is faster than the Tesla 60 no matter what transmission program the car is in. The only explanation would be that the car was a poser with a few AMG labels slapped on. Wouldn't be the first time...


0-60 in 3.7seconds for the AMG vs 0-60 in 4.5 for the Tesla is what I found. I agree and think he ran into a poser.
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0-60 in 3.7seconds for the AMG vs 0-60 in 4.5 for the Tesla is what I found. I agree and think he ran into a poser.
It's actually 5.9 sec. for the Tesla 60. The P85 can do 4.2 sec.
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Yeah, the OP is dreaming kept up with or beat a new E63 lmao
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Um obviously you can't read, idk why your butt hurt but I'm not gonna argue at this point cause I don't even know you or caused **** with you but this is a forum and I expect trolls if you mad that I have I have a working SL65 while your E65 hasn't been perfect, or I have a much of cars which I can have at least 7 forum members vouch for or the fact I'm prob 10-15 years younger than your *** and you got some hating going on lol

Btw if you taking story about I don't mod as I've been doing there's the link to my next setup

https://www.facebook.com/iapracingll...type=1&theater

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Forums aren't for trolls, if you can't read or respect one another then I'm not gonna bother, I tried to be civil I'm prob dealing with some 35-40 yr old who still thinks he's 20 grow up dude.
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Lmfao... anyways, my broken E65 would rape pretty much any pos car you got. Not that it matters, I don't care much about that aspect. I just found this absolutely hilarious. You are kidding yourself if you think you beat a new E63.

I cant wait to hear your retort. Brag about your many cars and your eternal youth and whatever else you like to jerk yourself off too.

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Um dude that's why I was asking how it was possible cause I know I can't beat an E63... sometimes I think people don't know how to read....

But if your confident your broken E65 in the state it's in can beat my modded SL65, then why not we just be men about it and stop talking about it on the fourms.

Big track rental is Nov 22 at MIR with all the east coast guys coming out we settle it there and let the driving do the talking. If you think its not worth you time I'll glady put 1,000 put on the race to make it more interesting for who ever wins and we can put this in writing too so there no backing out, but I let my driving do my talking.
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Having driven and owned a V12 or 2 from the mb line up, I can honestly say the E pulls significantly harder then any other mb I've been in. Including modded 65 Blacks... but yeah yours I'm sure will be an eye-opener for me
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your tesla is slow and you are prob that cls63amg 16 yr old kid.
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Iam so sick of these bloated looking Teslas with the afterthought of a interior. I would much rather have a E class, 5 series or even A6 over the tesla. Your a poser and so is your fake wanna be euro tesla. Now get lost, cause if anyone is butt hurt its you.. Poor guy , no one cares about his tesla
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Having driven and owned a V12 or 2 from the mb line up, I can honestly say the E pulls significantly harder then any other mb I've been in. Including modded 65 Blacks... but yeah yours I'm sure will be an eye-opener for me
nothing pulls like a tuned 600/65
V-12 = torque king!
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nothing pulls like a tuned 600/65
V-12 = torque king!
That' what I thought, but not really...
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I'm not sure why OP is garnering so much hate. I've read some of his other posts and they're all intelligent and civil.

Sorry OP, not everyone here is a butt hurt child.
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WE ARE MAD AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO
Why? Or do you mean MAD in the mentally unstable sense?

Is V12TT a know poser/troll/bull**** poster?

I'm seriously trying to figure out where the hate's coming from.
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I honestly have no idea but this thread is making me laugh, he's probably a really great guy for all I know
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I honestly have no idea but this thread is making me laugh, he's probably a really great guy for all I know


I apologize AMG, I thought you really were "outraged".
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