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*DISCLAIMER - Those considering the Dirty Merse' should be aware that it is borderline violent when not in the hands of a mature adult. We’ve had 500+ HP cars for ages; and for the money, not one comes close to the pants wetting, stain inducing, law breaking menace that this variant is. Its the perfect luxe daily driver and super sleeper, but it can’t be trusted in our hands any longer. For all intents and purposes, its as fast as the GTR, R8 GT, M5 Comp; and because most American manufacturers, like BMW, don’t understand the need for AWD yet, the Z06/Z07. Trust me, I’ve had all. Furthermore, the added capacity of an actual rear seat allows for 2-3x the level of devilish temptation over a similarly powered tudor. So for those that have the means and are willing to cheat death, serve possible jail time, and/or taint your relationship when you get a little carried away, please read on. Otherwise, children need not apply. Thanks!

2014 E63 S-Model, Completely stock, less than 6k miles - Recent 5K/10K service. Remaining 4YR/50K mile factory warranty until August 2017. Garage Kept. No smells and no stories. PPI welcomed and encouraged. Contact to nitpick.

Car has all the important options: Distronic+ adaptive steering (which is pretty trippy btw), parking assist, and panoramic sunroof. Original sticker was $106,XXX. I have all books, both keys and VMI from Mercedes that shows build sheet, etc. Located in Central Texas. Call or txt 512.808.8428 for more info and pictures. Clean, clear title in hand. Considering all reasonable offers and interesting trades. Cheers! Brandon