gcwill3

I heard a cracking noise when I'm driving coming from my front passenger seat. What could be causing this noise?

DaveW68

That would likely be your passenger cracking their knuckles.

Mike5215

Dave, try to take new questions seriously. Passengers knuckles? Obviously the sound is caused by ghost farts. The car needs a basic exorcism. I apologize for Dave's conduct.

DaveW68

That ghost would have to have an abnormally tight sphincter in order to make a cracking noise. They usually make a whooshing noise when they fart.

Mike5215

Uh, I'm pretty sure the author of the SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF IRRELEVANT POSTS is not an expert on the rectal tone of poltergeists. With a sufficient accumulation of methane irrespective of the ghosts ghost-sphincter muscularity or lack thereof a variety of sonic characterizations are possible.

DaveW68

Since you only have half a dik, *****, and sphincter in working order, does the numb side take on any ghoulish characteristics? I bet you get some interesting tones, and have to assume you are talking from experience.

Mike5215

At Mayo last week the neurologists decided to test my **** wink. Thats where they jab your bunghole with a needle and if it reflexively slams shut. Left side, no wink. Right side winked though. But yeah, I'm pretty much a non stop fart machine since the surgery. A couple of days ago I accidentally played the opening bars of "The Star Spangled Banner".

just1time

I honestly refuse to believe this is a real post...no way

jiceoo

WOW!!!

Mike5215

I know! In key and everything.

KingsoverQueens

Could be the seat things going off...and yes...seat things is a technical term.

Or a ghost.

I'm going with ghost.

gcwill3

Ok. Lol! I didn't know I was dealing with teenagers! I'm out.

DaveW68

It's not like you posted a video or audio of the noise. I think the helpful members here figured it out for you with nothing to really work with. You shouldn't just dismiss the excellent advice and observations by the very knowledgeable folks of this board who've told you exactly what your phantom noise is.

BTW, you were never really in.

Mike5215

Nice going Dave! You and your childish antics have just cost the forum another new member.

Meanwhile, there's one more S on the road possessed by a flatulent spirit-beast. I hope you are quite pleased with yourself.

DaveW68

Yeah, I'm feeling OK with the help that I offered. This was a tough one to diagnose and I think you and I offered precision advice to diagnose the source of the noise.

mercedesbenzs55

Lmao!

Mike5215

Above all, and I think this is so obvious it's redundant to even mention, is that we're here to help.

dive1953

i own a 2007 s550 and i have changed the rotors, pads and sensors and im getting a screecing noise coming from the front wheel area i tried slightly sanding down the pads and rotors. I had the tires aligned and balanced. it only does it on slower speeds. does anybody have an idea?