NEW MTT scoops - not selling anything

[iAMGod]

Hello fellow car enthusiasts it appears now would be an appropriate time to share my experience with a performance upgrade I recently made when I purchased these MTT scoops, I must stress this is personal experience no group buys and I am not trying to sell any of this. These scoops have been under significant R&D for quite some time now and I was lucky enough to get my hands on one of the first set produced. Unlike many other scoops on the market MTT scoops actually base their design on technology which to this day is still used by NASA in their wind testing facility in White Sands, New Mexico. Made from high grade unobtanium with adamantium welds, they dont deteriorate... ever. Unlike other sheet metals scoops on the market. While most other conventional scoop designs purely make bends in pieces of sheet metal or plastic to direct air to intakes, MTT discovered that in reality this has no positive effect unless you are travelling a little over the speed of sound. MTT scoops factor in a far wider range of calculations, including but not limited to, testing every angle in existence for optimum wind ‘funneling’, the gravitational pull of the Sun, the coriolis effect, wind temperature, the refractive index of light. I was told these are only a few of the calculations. MTT engineers and developers obviously could not tell me the rest as competitors would quickly catch on. Here is the dyno chart to prove their efficiency and some pictures of my purchase. They come with a lifetime warranty. Cost: $25 Custom colors: 50cents extra (except green for some reason results from MTT testing showed this color produces less power) Power gain: 25-42whp guaranteed or your money back (less shipping and handling fee of $43)

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[Sir-Boost-a-Lot]

F*** ! That is certainly some space age technology right there! Definitely not your average piece of 20g metal wrapped around a Harbor Freight metal brake. Refer to the line on the graph for irrefutable data.

[berti_00]

looks like scoops gone wrong lol

[cal1]

Originally Posted by iAMGod

Hello fellow car enthusiasts it appears now would be an appropriate time to share my experience with a performance upgrade I recently made when I purchased these MTT scoops, I must stress this is personal experience no group buys and I am not trying to sell any of this.

These scoops have been under significant R&D for quite some time now and I was lucky enough to get my hands on one of the first set produced.

Unlike many other scoops on the market MTT scoops actually base their design on technology which to this day is still used by NASA in their wind testing facility in White Sands, New Mexico. Made from high grade unobtanium with adamantium welds, they dont deteriorate... ever. Unlike other sheet metals scoops on the market.

While most other conventional scoop designs purely make bends in pieces of sheet metal or plastic to direct air to intakes, MTT discovered that in reality this has no positive effect unless you are travelling a little over the speed of sound.

MTT scoops factor in a far wider range of calculations, including but not limited to, testing every angle in existence for optimum wind ‘funneling’, the gravitational pull of the Sun, the coriolis effect, wind temperature, the refractive index of light.

I was told these are only a few of the calculations. MTT engineers and developers obviously could not tell me the rest as competitors would quickly catch on.

Here is the dyno chart to prove their efficiency and some pictures of my purchase. They come with a lifetime warranty.

Cost: $25
Custom colors: 50cents extra (except green for some reason results from MTT testing showed this color produces less power)
Power gain: 25-42whp guaranteed or your money back (less shipping and handling fee of $43)

Just remember, if you move back to Australia as a result of the coriolis effect, the left scoop becomes the right scoop and so forth.

[AKnight55]

[aghakauve]

[justinwrock]

Originally Posted by aghakauve

lol

[WHTEVO]

Umm ok. I must've missed some other thread elsewhere.

Aaron

[xpl0sive]

lol for the slow ones, this thread is simply saying that air scoops really do nothing unless you're constantly driving around at 200mph

[AKnight55]

Originally Posted by xpl0sive

lol for the slow ones, this thread is simply saying that air scoops really do nothing unless you're constantly driving around at 200mph

Nobody is forcing anyone to buy the TTM scoops.. Not sure why this guy cares

[CharlyE500]

And that dyno sheet is from CLS63 2012........ not even the CL55

[xpl0sive]

Originally Posted by CharlyE500

And that dyno sheet is from CLS63 2012........ not even the CL55

...nothing gets past you Sherlock

[nizzle]

I vote troll, but on a slight side note, do the TTM scoops really work at all?

[theblckghst]

haters gonna hate

[iAMGod]

Originally Posted by cal1

Just remember, if you move back to Australia as a result of the coriolis effect, the left scoop becomes the right scoop and so forth.

My friend you make a good point I never considered that! I guess you get what you pay for..

[iAMGod]

Originally Posted by AKnight55

I know there were a few big words in the initial post you may not understand or be able to conceptualize yet, don't let it get you down too much mate, I am confident by the second year of that art degree your enrolled in, your vocabulary may improve so these big words don't frighten you.

Alternatively if you want me to hook you up with some MTT scoops just let me know and ill put in a good word for you, the head engineer I hear is quite fond of you.

[tbal]

Originally Posted by xpl0sive

...nothing gets past you Sherlock

Lol

[AKnight55]

Originally Posted by iAMGod

I know there were a few big words in the initial post you may not understand or be able to conceptualize yet, don't let it get you down too much mate, I am confident by the second year of that art degree your enrolled in, your vocabulary may improve so these big words don't frighten you.

Alternatively if you want me to hook you up with some MTT scoops just let me know and ill put in a good word for you, the head engineer I hear is quite fond of you.

I got TTM scoops Im all set with this garbage. Oh believe me I was very much able to conceptualize what your retarded thread was about.

And again the point of trying to drag down Bruce's product? Why do you care?

[Toadster]

Originally Posted by nizzle

I vote troll, but on a slight side note, do the TTM scoops really work at all?

we beat though this....

http://www.**************.com/forum/...ghlight=scoops

overall, at speed my car definitely has more power, more volume coming in and less pressure needed for the car to ingest air...

[nicco]

Group buy ????

[iAMGod]

Originally Posted by AKnight55

I got TTM scoops Im all set with this garbage. Oh believe me I was very much able to conceptualize what your retarded thread was about.

And again the point of trying to drag down Bruce's product? Why do you care?

I could of got you a better deal! you paid 10X too much, wait a minute.....this sounds familiar.

[nicco]

I see a ***** remark coming!!

[I Like Soup]

Too funny, I for one can appreciate the humor. If someone wants to disparage my Floored Fab long tube headers, ASP 180mm pulley, and OE Tune by Jeremy, feel free. I'm not so emotionally invested that I need to get my panties in a bunch over something like this.

A respected member of the forum told me he gained .1 seconds in the quarter with these type of scoops (handmade, not TTM) so I certainly believe they make a difference. I do remember when these were presented to the forum it was mentioned they were "engineered" or some such and I remember thinking "they put these in a wind tunnel?" I say, after all of your research leads you to a product, who cares what anyone has to say?

[AKnight55]

Originally Posted by iAMGod

I could of got you a better deal! you paid 10X too much, wait a minute.....this sounds familiar.

Wait, I thought you weren't selling anything?

Originally Posted by nicco

I see a ***** remark coming!!

[bnzuovr]

Originally Posted by AKnight55

I got TTM scoops Im all set with this garbage. Oh believe me I was very much able to conceptualize what your retarded thread was about.

And again the point of trying to drag down Bruce's product? Why do you care?

your not having a good day are you lol. Hes just messing around no need to get all cranky brother.