Big Black Truck: Meet the G500 XXL

It’s over 20 feet of lifted, stretched, flat black, unfiltered awesome that runs on dragon blood as fuel and jets flame from the exhaust. At least, it looks like it does. Even when empty, it still manages to weight well over three tons. Basically, this is the baddest G-Class that we’ve seen yet. I mean, how can you argue with 38-inch Mickey Thompsons? You can’t. You just get run over.

According their ebay page, the truck was custom build for a German customer and is currently located in the Netherlands, but you can still get it in the states if you’re willing to have it shipped from the port of NY. That might seem like a lot of work. But consider that once you own this truck, you’ll never have to worry about obstacles in the road like “curbs” or “other cars” and “police roadblocks.”

Buy it now for $99,000 on ebay, if this G-Class monster truck arouses your interest. My hope is that Dolph Lundgren buys it and challenges Arnold Schwarzenegger to a Mercedes monster truck tug-o-war. With explosions in the background.

Words cannot express how badly I want this to happen.

What do you think of this King-Kong G-Class conversion? Tell us in the forums!

via [BringATrailer]