Question for amg guys
06-17-2017, 07:15 PM
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A doctor dies and is waiting at the Pearly Gates and is waiting to be questioned about his life. All of sudden he sees a man dressed in scrubs walk to the front of the line and then walk thru the gates. The doctor finally gets to the gates and Peter is there. The doctor asks him who was that man in scrubs. Peter states That was G-d, he likes to dress up and pretend he is a doctor.
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06-18-2017, 07:26 AM
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Yeah, posing.
06-18-2017, 02:38 PM
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So, a defense lawyer, who limits his practice to doctors whose privileges have been suspended or revoked for negligence, failure to treat or outrageous conduct (code browns and the like), dies. He waits his turn, and presents to St. Peter, seeking admission. St. Peter addresses him formally, saying he will only ask one question, and unless the answer is fully and completely true, it is off to Hell. The lawyer is confident, and skilled in tactical semantic ambiguity since he represented doctors for decades, and he advises readiness. St. Peter smiles and asks, "How old are you?" Without reflecting, the lawyer immediately answers, "76." Well, St. Peter grimaces, shifts mightily behind his desk, flips through the big book repeatedly, and finally comments, saying, "According to your billing records for fees paid by those doctors you are 145." ��
So, a doctor, whose privileges were revoked for using patients as the objects of crass humor, dies and goes to Hell. Out of respect, Satan allows the doctor to choose his punishment and off they go, with the doctor rejecting one punishment after the next until they reach the shores of the lake of boiling blood in the seventh circle with the doctor knowing his jig is almost up. Satan's last offer appears as he opens a door, where other doctors are standing in crap up to their chins, drinking coffee. Well, the ole doc knows the seventh circle is it, and this looks like a great deal, so he takes a cup from Satan and wades in the crap up to his chin. Then, Satan says, "Heads down, the coffee break is over." Tactical semantic ambiguity....
Whether it says AMG or not, only substance matters, in heaven, on earth, or the Nether regions.
So, a doctor, whose privileges were revoked for using patients as the objects of crass humor, dies and goes to Hell. Out of respect, Satan allows the doctor to choose his punishment and off they go, with the doctor rejecting one punishment after the next until they reach the shores of the lake of boiling blood in the seventh circle with the doctor knowing his jig is almost up. Satan's last offer appears as he opens a door, where other doctors are standing in crap up to their chins, drinking coffee. Well, the ole doc knows the seventh circle is it, and this looks like a great deal, so he takes a cup from Satan and wades in the crap up to his chin. Then, Satan says, "Heads down, the coffee break is over." Tactical semantic ambiguity....
Whether it says AMG or not, only substance matters, in heaven, on earth, or the Nether regions.
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06-18-2017, 06:22 PM
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Better to go the other way. Buy a real AMG (as old as it has to be able to afford it), take the badges off, sell the boy racer wheels, and, in general, restore the non-AMG appearance (unless the AMG bits in question have actually make the car go faster). And don't do this with the intent of playing "Q ship" games to blow off unsuspecting Corvettes either. Just to know you have the best. If you do dress up your sheep in wolf's clothing, you will always have to worry that some day, some old man who is playing "Q ship" games himself will blow you into the weeds with his real AMG.
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06-19-2017, 08:28 AM
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AMG: is yours real or fake?
