The final solution for getting video and mp3's and MORE free stuff.
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The final solution for getting video and mp3's and MORE free stuff.
As a member of this forum, I felt that it was my duty to go out and find a solution to the damn limitations of the COMAND system.
So, after much thinking and weeks of sleepless nights, I finally found the way to enable ALL the features.
How I came up with all this is beyond me. Apparently, my wife found me in the garage, in my Benz, butt naked, sound asleep and muttering *damn you COMAND commies*. Sad but true.
Here is what you do.....
Press #### and hold it down for 10 seconds. After you see ### menu, you chose #### and wait 10 seconds. Then you press #### and it will show you another menu. You are free to chose the options of your choice. It's THAT easy.
So, to help out all my Benz brothers all you have to do is send $2000 US to the address below and I will supply you all the numbers marked by #.
Spartan Quick Money Solutions
Bank of Switzerland
CH-007 Lausanne
Switzerland
My Account Number is: liestealcheat4moneyandsex
BTW, by sending this money, you will automatically become a stock holder in my Naked Virgins Car Wash endeavor that will revolutionize car washing as we know it.
PLUS MORE……(because I am a generous guy)
You will automatically be informed of any money recovering schemes from third world countries.
AND EVEN MORE.....
You will be first in line to buy stock in my new company called MagicElixers. This is a high tech pharmaceutical company that is staffed by only the most motivated ex-ENRON managers.
Our first product will be ForeverYoung that will keep man and woman from growling old and the second product, still in development, will be ForeverHard. I can't reveal any hard details of THAT product yet.
There is more, much more, but I can't tell you what it is right now. But trust me, it's going to be BIG!
So get out that check book and act NOW!
Thank you.
So, after much thinking and weeks of sleepless nights, I finally found the way to enable ALL the features.
How I came up with all this is beyond me. Apparently, my wife found me in the garage, in my Benz, butt naked, sound asleep and muttering *damn you COMAND commies*. Sad but true.
Here is what you do.....
Press #### and hold it down for 10 seconds. After you see ### menu, you chose #### and wait 10 seconds. Then you press #### and it will show you another menu. You are free to chose the options of your choice. It's THAT easy.
So, to help out all my Benz brothers all you have to do is send $2000 US to the address below and I will supply you all the numbers marked by #.
Spartan Quick Money Solutions
Bank of Switzerland
CH-007 Lausanne
Switzerland
My Account Number is: liestealcheat4moneyandsex
BTW, by sending this money, you will automatically become a stock holder in my Naked Virgins Car Wash endeavor that will revolutionize car washing as we know it.
PLUS MORE……(because I am a generous guy)
You will automatically be informed of any money recovering schemes from third world countries.
AND EVEN MORE.....
You will be first in line to buy stock in my new company called MagicElixers. This is a high tech pharmaceutical company that is staffed by only the most motivated ex-ENRON managers.
Our first product will be ForeverYoung that will keep man and woman from growling old and the second product, still in development, will be ForeverHard. I can't reveal any hard details of THAT product yet.
There is more, much more, but I can't tell you what it is right now. But trust me, it's going to be BIG!
So get out that check book and act NOW!
Thank you.
Last edited by Spartan; Sep 10, 2004 at 10:20 AM.
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Outstanding, I’m in and I don’t even have COMAND! Reminds back in the day when a guy named Sammy was peddling VCRs (when they first hit the market) off a corner (Bath Ave. – Brooklyn) that were said to automatically erase commercials as it recorded. I might also mention that these units mysteriously fell off a truck and were selling for half there list price. We, I mean he made a bundle! It was also mysterious that absolutely no one complained even though not one unit erased commercials. 
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Originally Posted by konigstiger
Outstanding, I’m in and I don’t even have COMAND! Reminds back in the day when a guy named Sammy was peddling VCRs (when they first hit the market) off a corner (Bath Ave. – Brooklyn) that were said to automatically erase commercials as it recorded. I might also mention that these units mysteriously fell off a truck and were selling for half there list price. We, I mean he made a bundle! It was also mysterious that absolutely no one complained even though not one unit erased commercials.
Sorry I had to!
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Originally Posted by konigstiger
“Reminds back in the day”, “VCRs (when they first hit the market)” - Sorry I had to! 
Speaking of which, have you enrolled in my 3 step plan to make enough money to buy another four Mercedes Maybachs? To join it only requires 5 low payments of 99.99$!
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Originally Posted by vraa
Speaking of which, have you enrolled in my 3 step plan to make enough money to buy another four Mercedes Maybachs? To join it only requires 5 low payments of 99.99$!
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Whichever one is available (1 of 5)
Enclosed please find a cashier's check of $20,000 as my family and I have 10 automobiles altogether. You are right, ### works in everyone of the MB automobiles that we own, including the ones that do not have COMMAND.
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Originally Posted by konigstiger
Fabulous, only 199.98 wait a minute 299.997 no 399.96 never mind what ever it comes out to be, once again, I’m in! Now I got to figure out a way to pay for insurance and gas. I got it, Early American Coat Hangers. I can buy nails at Home Depot, make them rust, and peddle them on EBay.
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Originally Posted by vraa
LMFAO! You know what scares me is that people would buy them!
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Spartan, you aren't this hustler I just read about are you?
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Rock told Howard that he has "no outside babies" in his marriage, meaning he never got another pregnant, but did reveal that he went through a major scare once. He said he got scammed while staying in a hotel out in LA. This beautiful white woman came up to him in the hotel restaurant and started saying what a big fan she was of his and how she wanted to hang out. The married Rock then had what he called amazing sex with her, so amazing that he may have forgotten to put on a condom at some point. He said that this girl was a sexual dynamo, who was not only great herself, but also brought out the best in him. The problem was though, the woman was set up by a Nigerian Hustler as part of a scam. Once Chris left, the Nigerian got her pregnant and then they tried to claim the baby was Chris' and he should pay child support. That left Rock with only two options, pay the money or tell his wife about the affair and fight back. So he told his wife and they had a DNA test and found out the baby wasn't his. Somehow, Chris was able to work things out with his wife, and he swears that she never brings up the fact that he cheated on her again. Howard had more questions about cheating, since he never cheated on his wife, but Chris didn't' believe him and thought that Howard was just trying to rub it in his face that he was just never caught cheating.
NO OUTSIDE BABIES FOR CHRIS ROCK
Rock told Howard that he has "no outside babies" in his marriage, meaning he never got another pregnant, but did reveal that he went through a major scare once. He said he got scammed while staying in a hotel out in LA. This beautiful white woman came up to him in the hotel restaurant and started saying what a big fan she was of his and how she wanted to hang out. The married Rock then had what he called amazing sex with her, so amazing that he may have forgotten to put on a condom at some point. He said that this girl was a sexual dynamo, who was not only great herself, but also brought out the best in him. The problem was though, the woman was set up by a Nigerian Hustler as part of a scam. Once Chris left, the Nigerian got her pregnant and then they tried to claim the baby was Chris' and he should pay child support. That left Rock with only two options, pay the money or tell his wife about the affair and fight back. So he told his wife and they had a DNA test and found out the baby wasn't his. Somehow, Chris was able to work things out with his wife, and he swears that she never brings up the fact that he cheated on her again. Howard had more questions about cheating, since he never cheated on his wife, but Chris didn't' believe him and thought that Howard was just trying to rub it in his face that he was just never caught cheating.
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Whichever one is available (1 of 5)
I am willing to offer my telemarketing services to all who wish to order over the phone or online. Heck, for those who order, I even throw in a set of Kinsu knives, which can slice bread so thin that your mother-in-law can see through it. I will have all operators standing by waiting to take your orders. Remember, only the first million callers who order will get the Kinsu knives. All others will get a free 24K gold MB keychain, forged from the gold mines of South Africa.
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Originally Posted by konigstiger
Great! I’ll secure the patent, you handle the licensing agreements. Why we’ll be bigger than U.S. Steel, umm I mean Microsoft.
What shall we call our company? I'm thinking along the lines of Bestbuy Inc.,!
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Originally Posted by vraa
Already a step ahead of you! What shall we call our company? I'm thinking along the lines of Bestbuy Inc.,!
How about Vestigial, LLC? Look it up, it’s perfect. Also, setting up as a Limited Liability Company rather than incorporate would be more beneficial for us both at this point. I actually had several business relationships that started this way. No napkin, just humor carrying it to the next level over a Glenlivet or two or three until it “hit home” and became a short term earner.
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Originally Posted by atssystems.com
Spartan, you aren't this hustler I just read about are you?
NO OUTSIDE BABIES FOR CHRIS ROCK
Rock told Howard that he has "no outside babies" in his marriage, meaning he never got another pregnant, but did reveal that he went through a major scare once. He said he got scammed while staying in a hotel out in LA. This beautiful white woman came up to him in the hotel restaurant and started saying what a big fan she was of his and how she wanted to hang out. The married Rock then had what he called amazing sex with her, so amazing that he may have forgotten to put on a condom at some point. He said that this girl was a sexual dynamo, who was not only great herself, but also brought out the best in him. The problem was though, the woman was set up by a Nigerian Hustler as part of a scam. Once Chris left, the Nigerian got her pregnant and then they tried to claim the baby was Chris' and he should pay child support. That left Rock with only two options, pay the money or tell his wife about the affair and fight back. So he told his wife and they had a DNA test and found out the baby wasn't his. Somehow, Chris was able to work things out with his wife, and he swears that she never brings up the fact that he cheated on her again. Howard had more questions about cheating, since he never cheated on his wife, but Chris didn't' believe him and thought that Howard was just trying to rub it in his face that he was just never caught cheating.
NO OUTSIDE BABIES FOR CHRIS ROCK
Rock told Howard that he has "no outside babies" in his marriage, meaning he never got another pregnant, but did reveal that he went through a major scare once. He said he got scammed while staying in a hotel out in LA. This beautiful white woman came up to him in the hotel restaurant and started saying what a big fan she was of his and how she wanted to hang out. The married Rock then had what he called amazing sex with her, so amazing that he may have forgotten to put on a condom at some point. He said that this girl was a sexual dynamo, who was not only great herself, but also brought out the best in him. The problem was though, the woman was set up by a Nigerian Hustler as part of a scam. Once Chris left, the Nigerian got her pregnant and then they tried to claim the baby was Chris' and he should pay child support. That left Rock with only two options, pay the money or tell his wife about the affair and fight back. So he told his wife and they had a DNA test and found out the baby wasn't his. Somehow, Chris was able to work things out with his wife, and he swears that she never brings up the fact that he cheated on her again. Howard had more questions about cheating, since he never cheated on his wife, but Chris didn't' believe him and thought that Howard was just trying to rub it in his face that he was just never caught cheating.
Tell you how loving she is, she keeps a cable cutter at the bedside just incase of burglars. Yup.....
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I thought you guys were joking about the scams. looks like someone took it seriously.
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I cannot tell a lie
I must confess it was I
That sent you the money
Could you please return it
and any other funds that I regretfully posted
By mistake
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I must confess it was I
That sent you the money
Could you please return it
and any other funds that I regretfully posted
By mistake
Nice Fred
John
Windy Torquay
