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06-11-2019, 01:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 451
Posted By Jasonoff

Yes, the instructions are in your owners manual.

Yes, the instructions are in your owners manual.
06-02-2019, 04:58 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 8,186
Posted By Jasonoff

That's fkn horseshít. Custom cage it is.

That's fkn horseshít. Custom cage it is.
05-29-2019, 08:59 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 665
Posted By Jasonoff

Fuel injector pulses. Normal.

Fuel injector pulses. Normal.
05-28-2019, 10:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,428
Posted By Jasonoff

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/16100387.j...

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/16100387.jpg
05-26-2019, 08:58 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 10,239
Posted By Jasonoff

So glad we have newbs rolling in to trust with...

So glad we have newbs rolling in to trust with virtually zero platform experience.
05-24-2019, 04:12 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 685
Posted By Jasonoff

Your googlefoo is weak... ...

Your googlefoo is weak...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/91eb036f7ed3a40cc2191ec3865fcf89/tenor.gif
05-24-2019, 08:12 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 28,985
Posted By Jasonoff

I was gonna start hanging out around your trash...

I was gonna start hanging out around your trash cans at night to see if you tossed any Benjamins that were too wrinkly for your wallet.
05-21-2019, 01:09 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 28,985
Posted By Jasonoff

1L is more than enough.

1L is more than enough.
05-21-2019, 01:07 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,495
Posted By Jasonoff

The OEM belt will be completely useless if the...

The OEM belt will be completely useless if the seat bottom bolsters are up higher than your hip bones.

In a crash, the shoulder belt retractor locks, then, as your torso moves forward it's...
05-15-2019, 07:06 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 7,805
Posted By Jasonoff

I will not disclose my source, but, even if it's...

I will not disclose my source, but, even if it's not you, the trolling was still funny. That video was fkn hilarious.
05-14-2019, 03:15 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 7,805
Posted By Jasonoff

While keeping it outta the guard rails. Safety...

While keeping it outta the guard rails. Safety first!
05-13-2019, 01:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 937
Posted By Jasonoff

Fully insulated and heated. I have found 13.5°C...

Fully insulated and heated. I have found 13.5°C is the perfect temp to keep it at.
05-11-2019, 07:07 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,023
Posted By Jasonoff

Can't wait for the "Got smoked by a 720S"...

Can't wait for the "Got smoked by a 720S" thread...
05-04-2019, 09:21 AM
Replies: 1,223
Views: 201,022
Posted By Jasonoff

This should be the new Darwin award nominee list...

This should be the new Darwin award nominee list source...
05-03-2019, 08:13 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 21,529
Posted By Jasonoff

Before https://youtu.be/bQVh-ozurZs After...

Before
https://youtu.be/bQVh-ozurZs

After (street mounts)
https://youtu.be/HanEVIcjXLk
04-23-2019, 12:54 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 408
Posted By Jasonoff

Then why did you cry about it using a passive...

Then why did you cry about it using a passive aggressive reply post? :crazy:
04-22-2019, 03:29 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 388
Posted By Jasonoff

There's a few pics of failed mounts here -->...

There's a few pics of failed mounts here --> https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/698196-east-coast-euro-c63-billet-poly-engine-transmission-mounts.html

You can visually see if any oil has...
04-17-2019, 10:39 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 291
Posted By Jasonoff

Primary O2 = before primary cat. Secondary O2 =...

Primary O2 = before primary cat.
Secondary O2 = before secondary cat (which is after the primary).
04-15-2019, 03:11 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,421
Posted By Jasonoff

Some sort of mind reading was required before the...

Some sort of mind reading was required before the below response...



No, I wasn't confused when you were "helpful" after the cryptic sarcasm.

Try to keep up brah.
04-15-2019, 12:36 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,421
Posted By Jasonoff

Who TF uses a phone? I'm old and don't use that...

Who TF uses a phone? I'm old and don't use that primitive form of communication.

Didn't see any reference to it on their website.
04-12-2019, 02:38 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 41,827
Posted By Jasonoff

Volume to do what? The car can only suck in so...

Volume to do what? The car can only suck in so much air and what's there is already over sized.
04-09-2019, 06:54 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 826
Posted By Jasonoff

Did you know if you put it in R, it goes...

Did you know if you put it in R, it goes backwards?
04-06-2019, 01:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,816
Posted By Jasonoff

I have clicked on the above link in the image...

I have clicked on the above link in the image about 50 times now. It just keeps zooming in on it. Please help!
04-04-2019, 11:16 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,508
Posted By Jasonoff

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/63249203.j...

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/63249203.jpg
04-03-2019, 08:21 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 885
Posted By Jasonoff

I understand completely what's happening. The...

I understand completely what's happening. The tire is dragging along the road surface while rotating. Since they are pointed out, the inside tread blocks get most of the beating because of the...
04-02-2019, 09:07 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,427
Posted By Jasonoff

Make sure you unbolt the high pressure line while...

Make sure you unbolt the high pressure line while the car is running.
03-30-2019, 09:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 677
Posted By Jasonoff

https://media.makeameme.org/created/trolls-trolls-...

https://media.makeameme.org/created/trolls-trolls-everywhere-kyitse.jpg
03-30-2019, 06:53 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,065
Posted By Jasonoff

You do realise he got trolled because he made a...

You do realise he got trolled because he made a second post about the exact same thing a day later right?
03-30-2019, 09:42 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,065
Posted By Jasonoff

https://pics.me.me/there-their-theyre-theyre-going...

https://pics.me.me/there-their-theyre-theyre-going-the-zombies-are-their-limbs-4040028.png
03-29-2019, 04:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,082
Posted By Jasonoff

Intake spacers...

Intake spacers...
03-26-2019, 11:14 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 482
Posted By Jasonoff

Lower arms with upward facing ball joints, no...

Lower arms with upward facing ball joints, no after market available.

Common to prematurely wear out.

https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/631442-front-lca-ball-joint.html
03-25-2019, 08:13 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 436
Posted By Jasonoff

https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/738367-con...

https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/738367-concerns-undrilled-lubrication-holes-new-oem-camshafts.html
03-21-2019, 01:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,552
Posted By Jasonoff

Well... you don't want unfiltered/unmetered air...

Well... you don't want unfiltered/unmetered air making it into the engine so it's beneficial to do it sooner rather than later.

It's possible they were leaning on the IM doing the work wiggling it...
03-20-2019, 02:41 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,552
Posted By Jasonoff

It's the gasket. The whistle is the ONLY symptom...

It's the gasket. The whistle is the ONLY symptom until it eventually worse.

The leak is so minor it's only audible right now.
03-12-2019, 01:10 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,437
Posted By Jasonoff

The inside of the cam is hollow for oil to pass...

The inside of the cam is hollow for oil to pass through. Those little holes are there so oil can lubricate the bearing. If the hole is not drilled far enough, no oil will come through to the...
02-21-2019, 11:59 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,487
Posted By Jasonoff

Nothing you do is good enough. You should be...

Nothing you do is good enough. You should be used to that by now...
02-13-2019, 08:34 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 306
Posted By Jasonoff

This thread may help?? ...

This thread may help??

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mbworld.org-vbulletin/973x1053/untitled_bfa3570f3231ee2c10d2d6de213aa9b8ac802847.png
02-06-2019, 10:00 AM
01-29-2019, 08:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 378
Posted By Jasonoff

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA/g...

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA/giphy.gif
12-15-2018, 11:38 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 21,529
Posted By Jasonoff

A tool sending a tool to another tool.

A tool sending a tool to another tool.
12-03-2018, 02:28 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 442
Posted By Jasonoff

Why don't you just plug a USB drive into the...

Why don't you just plug a USB drive into the glove box port?
11-19-2018, 12:41 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,564
Posted By Jasonoff

I follow the cleaning instructions provided by...

I follow the cleaning instructions provided by aFe

https://afepower.com/media/pdp-files/31-10195-is.pdf
11-13-2018, 08:14 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,469
Posted By Jasonoff

https://youtu.be/-f_DPrSEOEo

https://youtu.be/-f_DPrSEOEo
11-12-2018, 08:43 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,380
Posted By Jasonoff

Looking forward to the UOA :y

Looking forward to the UOA :y
10-29-2018, 11:07 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,058
Posted By Jasonoff

What about all the missing detergents?

What about all the missing detergents?
10-28-2018, 08:44 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,058
Posted By Jasonoff

Can you explain how 300V could protect the engine...

Can you explain how 300V could protect the engine for a year? No need to dumb anything down. Go full nerd...
10-19-2018, 11:24 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 513
Posted By Jasonoff

That level is quite low. There's a marking on...

That level is quite low. There's a marking on the inside at the back you can see through the hole. The cold level max fill is where the plastic transitions from black to white.
10-16-2018, 08:37 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 491
Posted By Jasonoff

Why are you even posting about tuning for a...

Why are you even posting about tuning for a completely different platform here?
09-30-2018, 08:54 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,380
Posted By Jasonoff

Correct. Too many variables. Doesn't mean it's...

Correct. Too many variables. Doesn't mean it's actually better for the engine just because a noise you claim went away.
09-29-2018, 07:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,380
Posted By Jasonoff

No UOA no care. So many oil threads with opinions...

No UOA no care. So many oil threads with opinions about how it makes them feel lol. "It seems to run smoother" blah blah.
09-25-2018, 08:58 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 873
Posted By Jasonoff

Pick a dealer and do the paperwork through them...

Pick a dealer and do the paperwork through them for a small fee.

You sell to them, they sell to your buyer.
09-10-2018, 07:58 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,280
Posted By Jasonoff

Can you maybe start providing value here instead...

Can you maybe start providing value here instead of this garbage?

It's obvious you intentionally instigated the response and it's getting old.
09-08-2018, 12:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,280
Posted By Jasonoff

[/left]Nice :y

[/left]Nice :y
08-16-2018, 01:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 682
Posted By Jasonoff

If the OP can wait until Nov-Dec ish I can verify...

If the OP can wait until Nov-Dec ish I can verify if my OEM 18's still fit.
07-25-2018, 10:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,353
Posted By Jasonoff

https://i.imgflip.com/129mez.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/129mez.jpg
07-24-2018, 09:01 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 47,642
Posted By Jasonoff

https://media1.tenor.com/images/65462eb653e8e46352...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/65462eb653e8e463521f5f4922db5553/tenor.gif
07-24-2018, 08:28 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,365
Posted By Jasonoff

[/LEFT] Yes, even wear on the track...

[/LEFT]


Yes, even wear on the track because of the negative camber from your alignment.

EDIT:
x2 on this. They have amazing grip in the wet. Way better than RE11 and AD08R.
07-18-2018, 02:10 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,841
Posted By Jasonoff

https://i.imgflip.com/1d7bh7.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/1d7bh7.jpg
07-18-2018, 09:00 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,841
Posted By Jasonoff

Why bother having this car if you can't put the...

Why bother having this car if you can't put the power down?
07-03-2018, 07:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,317
Posted By Jasonoff

Yes, any traction "ON" setting will cut power to...

Yes, any traction "ON" setting will cut power to limit wheel spin.
07-02-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,317
Posted By Jasonoff

Or...

Or...
07-01-2018, 10:34 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 21,588
Posted By Jasonoff

From the 2010 OM it's on page 225 - 226. -->...

From the 2010 OM it's on page 225 - 226. --> https://www.mbusa.com/vcm/MB/DigitalAssets/pdfmb/ownersmanual/2010_c.pdf
...
06-29-2018, 01:53 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,439
Posted By Jasonoff

A wear additive won't prevent bleed down from a...

A wear additive won't prevent bleed down from a hydraulic lifter.
06-18-2018, 04:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,169
Posted By Jasonoff

https://www.bosozokustyle.com/sites/default/files/...

https://www.bosozokustyle.com/sites/default/files/bosozoku-exhaust-of-the-week-quad-pipes.jpg
06-07-2018, 04:34 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,015
Posted By Jasonoff

Better do 130ft-lb just to be safe...

Better do 130ft-lb just to be safe...
06-06-2018, 08:45 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,015
Posted By Jasonoff

Yeah my bad, didn't notice it said rear. A...

Yeah my bad, didn't notice it said rear.

A 001 990 08 14 was the same part# I found in the WIS for front retainer to knuckle bolt.
06-04-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,034
Posted By Jasonoff

That is a crappy predicament lol

That is a crappy predicament lol
05-25-2018, 02:18 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,231
Posted By Jasonoff

BLKROKT was able to do it so there's your...

BLKROKT was able to do it so there's your difficulty answer...
05-24-2018, 10:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 702
Posted By Jasonoff

https://i.imgflip.com/1qw57x.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/1qw57x.jpg
05-24-2018, 11:42 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 702
Posted By Jasonoff

So lie and commit insurance fraud...

So lie and commit insurance fraud...
05-23-2018, 07:09 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 702
Posted By Jasonoff

Q: When to call geico? A: When you crash your...

Q: When to call geico?
A: When you crash your car. Not when you get stone chips from regular driving.

This would be like making a claim when you need new pads and rotors.
05-18-2018, 09:14 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 24,416
Posted By Jasonoff

You sure type a lot for someone who doesn't get...

You sure type a lot for someone who doesn't get hung up on it...
05-17-2018, 08:23 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 24,416
Posted By Jasonoff

Thanks for adding more proof...

Thanks for adding more proof...
05-16-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 24,416
Posted By Jasonoff

2 posts 16 min apart about the same reply? It...

2 posts 16 min apart about the same reply? It appears you have some mental stability issues you should probably look into.
05-15-2018, 09:51 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 24,416
Posted By Jasonoff

The difference in torsional strength is probably...

The difference in torsional strength is probably what you will notice the most. Not the weight savings.

Instead of the OE shaft (lol) twisting before the rear responds as load is applied, it will...
05-11-2018, 08:20 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 885
Posted By Jasonoff

Pick borrowed from -->...

Pick borrowed from --> https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/547996-head-stud-install.html

Yeah, that white sealant (bolt on the right below) can creep up a bit when it creates a seal.
...
05-02-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,207
Posted By Jasonoff

This is where natural selection should...

This is where natural selection should intervene...
05-02-2018, 08:08 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,207
Posted By Jasonoff

So calling out a fktard for potentially causing a...

So calling out a fktard for potentially causing a deadly ghost jam on the hwy AT NIGHT is trolling?

You're one of those special ed kids huh?
04-25-2018, 04:18 PM
Replies: 262
Views: 39,989
Posted By Jasonoff

Didn't say it was. It's just the only thing I...

Didn't say it was. It's just the only thing I can think of that could cause that failure which is still unacceptable.

When you approach Michelin, make sure you get in the F1 2005 jab...
04-23-2018, 08:45 AM
Replies: 262
Views: 39,989
Posted By Jasonoff

And a nice one! ...

And a nice one!

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mbworld.org-vbulletin/800x626/theglen_57d48e59348643d47dc1190f5f2253e900cf0890.png
04-20-2018, 08:00 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,015
Posted By Jasonoff

Caliper to retainer ...

Caliper to retainer
https://www.mercedes-benz-shop.ca/en/Mercedes-Benz-Front-Brake-Caliper-Bracket-Retaining-Bolt/p/A0039907905

Retainer to knuckle...
04-17-2018, 10:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,017
Posted By Jasonoff

You want max acceleration when escaping the popo...

You want max acceleration when escaping the popo dawg...
04-17-2018, 03:09 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,017
Posted By Jasonoff

It comfort mode it uses the the 2nd reverse gear...

It comfort mode it uses the the 2nd reverse gear so you don't have too much torque at the wheels.
04-15-2018, 05:28 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,250
Posted By Jasonoff

[/LEFT] It's rolled an pulled. The pics...

[/LEFT]
It's rolled an pulled.

The pics are an example of what rolled and pulled looks like in this rolled and pulled thread.

He also loves his rolled and pulled fenders.
03-26-2018, 03:12 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,120
Posted By Jasonoff

Thanks for bumping a thread from 2010!

Thanks for bumping a thread from 2010!
03-22-2018, 11:23 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,513
Posted By Jasonoff

The problem is the film installed on the OEM...

The problem is the film installed on the OEM lights. That $20 kit you're referring to (I probably used the same kit on my S2000 with success) wouldn't stand a chance against my C63 lenses.

You'd...
03-18-2018, 07:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 681
Posted By Jasonoff

Doesn't 2 sets of cats kind of defeat the purpose...

Doesn't 2 sets of cats kind of defeat the purpose of headers?
03-12-2018, 09:27 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,008
Posted By Jasonoff

If you do this, can you delete your account so I...

If you do this, can you delete your account so I don't have to see posts about it?

Thanks brah...
03-09-2018, 02:55 PM
Replies: 195
Views: 23,339
Posted By Jasonoff

This explains everything if you're actually from...

This explains everything if you're actually from Alabama...

I'd be angry AF 24/7 as well if I lived in that shìthole
02-27-2018, 12:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 664
Posted By Jasonoff

I hate it when I have to click another link. ...

I hate it when I have to click another link. Can't you just supply the answer so I don't have to do anything?
02-22-2018, 09:12 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,785
Posted By Jasonoff

You have the fittings in the PCV. Just yank...

You have the fittings in the PCV.

Just yank the existing hose off and route new hose to a generic can.

From:...
02-14-2018, 09:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,498
Posted By Jasonoff

Probably a hit and run...

Probably a hit and run...
02-07-2018, 11:08 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 725
Posted By Jasonoff

Use the googles man. Nobody cares about your...

Use the googles man. Nobody cares about your thread or if their car is longer/wider than a regular C.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_C-Class_(W204)



/thread
01-24-2018, 10:49 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,055
Posted By Jasonoff

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/1...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/107/432/i_hug_that_feel.png
01-18-2018, 08:20 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 26,931
Posted By Jasonoff

AMG does. 6.208 to 6.3...

AMG does. 6.208 to 6.3...
01-18-2018, 09:08 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 13,960
Posted By Jasonoff

"souped-up Mercedes" :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:...

"souped-up Mercedes" :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
01-12-2018, 04:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 396
Posted By Jasonoff

Dis one?...

Dis one? https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/361007-latest-mods-uk-c63-kw-v3-s-brabus-b63-tune.html

Use the google machine with the site filter instead of the forum search.
01-10-2018, 11:46 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,493
Posted By Jasonoff

For when someone else finds this useless thread...

For when someone else finds this useless thread instead of the good one.

https://mbworld.org/forums/c63-amg-w204/694168-can-anyone-tell-me-where-oil-temp-sensor-located.html
01-03-2018, 02:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,232
Posted By Jasonoff

https://mbworld.org/forums/w211-amg/630297-p2076-o...

https://mbworld.org/forums/w211-amg/630297-p2076-oil-temperature-not-plausible.html
12-18-2017, 04:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 9,493
Posted By Jasonoff

Punch your VIN in here. ...

Punch your VIN in here. https://www.vindecoderz.com/EN/Mercedes-Benz
12-16-2017, 04:58 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 453
Posted By Jasonoff

Left side pops out quick. ...

Left side pops out quick.

http://jasonoff.iroque.com/C63AMG/Diff&Spring_Install/IMG-20120323-00029.jpg
12-14-2017, 08:44 AM
Replies: 164
Views: 12,147
Posted By Jasonoff

Both ROW and NA have the metal. ...

Both ROW and NA have the metal.

https://mbworld.org/forums/attachments/c63-amg-w204/398962d1501528249-my-row-airbox-afe-drop-review-20140826_164434_zpsebd28b0b.jpg

Here's a closeup from some...
12-10-2017, 06:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,732
Posted By Jasonoff

Yes, you'd need to spin the axle spline to tell. ...

Yes, you'd need to spin the axle spline to tell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8VTxwekXo
12-04-2017, 05:50 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 11,050
Posted By Jasonoff

I pulled my filters out yesterday. 30WHP gain. ...

I pulled my filters out yesterday. 30WHP gain. WINNING!
12-04-2017, 11:04 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 11,050
Posted By Jasonoff

https://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blan...

https://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_e557c59f40b58af307d79c17d0bd863c.gif
12-04-2017, 11:00 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 6,971
Posted By Jasonoff

DO NOT do this suggestion. DO NOT loosen the...

DO NOT do this suggestion.

DO NOT loosen the cam adjusters without the tool in place. They will rotate on you and then you will have to remove both adjusters completely to get a wrench on BOTH...
12-04-2017, 08:22 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 6,971
Posted By Jasonoff

If you had have 5 arms you can probably do it...

If you had have 5 arms you can probably do it that way. You'd need to hold both cams, the engine, then once you unbolt the adjusters you'd need to move the cams to fit the tools on. As soon as you...
12-03-2017, 06:30 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 6,971
Posted By Jasonoff

First I would verify you can install the timing...

First I would verify you can install the timing tool on both sides with the engine at 40deg.

I left my plugs in as well. My motor moved on me when unbolted the adjusters (probably from cylinder...
11-30-2017, 10:18 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 9,493
Posted By Jasonoff

Fair play. But, fixing it when it's broken is...

Fair play. But, fixing it when it's broken is much more costly and labour intensive than going the preventive maintenance route.

I wasted my time and money going the preventive maintenance route...
11-17-2017, 06:45 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,682
Posted By Jasonoff

Took a lot longer than 800 hours to discover...

Took a lot longer than 800 hours to discover corrosion from being in a waterjacket of potentially ascetic coolant.
11-13-2017, 05:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 860
Posted By Jasonoff

Oh boy, an unneeded ego boost was just...

Oh boy, an unneeded ego boost was just installed...
11-13-2017, 03:18 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,234
Posted By Jasonoff

Webachce version below has all the info. ...

Webachce version below has all the info.
...
11-12-2017, 08:04 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 53,886
Posted By Jasonoff

There's a whitepaper on the M156 oil passage...

There's a whitepaper on the M156 oil passage design (thought I had it handy but cant find it). They're restrictive because of space constraints.

With a 50 weight your oil pressure is probably high...
11-08-2017, 09:34 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,730
Posted By Jasonoff

No, he's a dirty fkn liar...

No, he's a dirty fkn liar...
10-27-2017, 11:19 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,585
Posted By Jasonoff

And the RE11 is a "wide" 275.

And the RE11 is a "wide" 275.
10-25-2017, 10:18 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,514
Posted By Jasonoff

Found the problem...

Found the problem...
10-21-2017, 06:49 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,806
Posted By Jasonoff

In before HB350...

In before HB350...
10-18-2017, 05:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,599
Posted By Jasonoff

If you can easily do this then it has one... ...

If you can easily do this then it has one...

http://jasonoff.iroque.com/C63AMG/Wavetrac11s.jpg
10-13-2017, 04:16 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 631
Posted By Jasonoff

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/PRO50SC/Mis...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/PRO50SC/Misc%20stuff/flamesuit.jpg
10-10-2017, 01:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 604
Posted By Jasonoff

Click the "Source" button...

Click the "Source" button...
10-06-2017, 12:43 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 711
Posted By Jasonoff

No but, you do need to remove the engine to...

No but, you do need to remove the engine to replace that seal. You can also try cleaning and using an exterior sealant on the seam.
10-03-2017, 04:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,784
Posted By Jasonoff

As real as these... ...

As real as these...

http://orig07.deviantart.net/0c1c/f/2015/175/f/2/rachel_by_hunter_s_creek-d8ylhwv.jpg
09-27-2017, 08:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,876
Posted By Jasonoff

That's 100% your fault and shameful. Why would...

That's 100% your fault and shameful. Why would you even admit that here?

Disappointed...:nonono:
09-26-2017, 03:21 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 4,318
Posted By Jasonoff

I am sorry for the car BUT more sorry for your...

I am sorry for the car BUT more sorry for your thread getting derailed....

Chin up brah :y
09-23-2017, 10:49 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 4,359
Posted By Jasonoff

I know... You can calculate it and find...

I know...


You can calculate it and find out almost exactly what it would increase to. Just need the flow rates of our injectors, and the nozzle size of the meth system and the mixture...
09-22-2017, 07:57 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 4,359
Posted By Jasonoff

I'm only commenting on spraying meth to increase...

I'm only commenting on spraying meth to increase BOV. That's it.

The other garbage about 500whp, I give 0 fks about...

Just to be clear. If this guy wants to spray meth to compensate for the...
09-21-2017, 11:02 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 4,359
Posted By Jasonoff

Set up the meth system before the tune and see...

Set up the meth system before the tune and see how it reacts. Spraying doesn't add enough to affect BOV so you'd have to mix in the tank. If it's not pulling timing try a 91 tune first to be safe.
...
09-19-2017, 07:00 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 658
Posted By Jasonoff

Gotta remove the engine for that. It only takes...

Gotta remove the engine for that. It only takes an hour though...
09-12-2017, 03:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,084
Posted By Jasonoff

x2 What kind of oil do you use?

x2

What kind of oil do you use?
09-12-2017, 08:35 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 24,580
Posted By Jasonoff

Dave, was it you who told a customer they had to...

Dave, was it you who told a customer they had to pull their engine to install ARP studs?
09-08-2017, 08:25 AM
Replies: 215
Views: 33,302
Posted By Jasonoff

No. Sliding in a stud is no different than...

No. Sliding in a stud is no different than sliding in a full bolt.
09-07-2017, 09:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 546
Posted By Jasonoff

60-120mph is not a standard metric where as...

60-120mph is not a standard metric where as 60-130mph is.

It's like asking ho do I improve my 23/100 time?
09-05-2017, 11:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,102
Posted By Jasonoff

http://jalopnik.com/here-s-why-the-996-turbo-is-th...

http://jalopnik.com/here-s-why-the-996-turbo-is-the-best-porsche-911-you-ca-1665776219
09-04-2017, 07:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 963
Posted By Jasonoff

Yup, now take that, ditch the install price, and...

Yup, now take that, ditch the install price, and half the rest because it has been used and abused...
09-02-2017, 05:57 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 15,637
Posted By Jasonoff

http://t.fod4.com/t/bc44ebacff/c1920x1080_9.jpg

http://t.fod4.com/t/bc44ebacff/c1920x1080_9.jpg
08-31-2017, 09:26 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 24,580
Posted By Jasonoff

If they went bad after writing V7 (by...

If they went bad after writing V7 (by coincidence) they won't magically get better when reverting back to V6.

Dave just didn't read the thread properly. It happens...
08-22-2017, 10:11 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,088
Posted By Jasonoff

You knew what you were doing and just solidified...

You knew what you were doing and just solidified my assumption about your character...

Stop giving incorrect technical advice to other members. You're a fkn clown...
08-22-2017, 03:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,088
Posted By Jasonoff

Ok, now you're simply being retarded. Why...

Ok, now you're simply being retarded.

Why why weren't these pads $50 for the set? Because they use more expensive raw materials. According to your dumb ass logic they must have some sort of AMG...
08-18-2017, 04:12 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 4,099
Posted By Jasonoff

You stupid f%&k...

You stupid f%&k...
08-17-2017, 03:04 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 497
Posted By Jasonoff

6 year shelf life. ...

6 year shelf life.

http://www.safetyresearch.net/tire-safety
08-17-2017, 02:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 497
Posted By Jasonoff

The key above is the "in use" part since heat...

The key above is the "in use" part since heat cycles break tires down.

Rubber compound stored properly is not going to degrade like it would if it was installed on a vehicle.
08-17-2017, 02:44 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,334
Posted By Jasonoff

How so? It's a list of things you're SUPPOSED to...

How so? It's a list of things you're SUPPOSED to do as proper mechanical maintenance regardless of platform.

You have to verify wear items are performing properly. If they are not, you need to...
08-17-2017, 09:04 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,801
Posted By Jasonoff

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/kdOPBP9vuZA/mqdefault.jpg

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/kdOPBP9vuZA/mqdefault.jpg
08-16-2017, 06:20 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,801
Posted By Jasonoff

Just C63fora2w1...

Just C63fora2w1 (https://mbworld.org/forums/members/371189-c63fora2w1.html)...
08-16-2017, 09:45 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 4,099
Posted By Jasonoff

Thanks for the feedback friend...

Thanks for the feedback friend...
08-15-2017, 04:06 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 15,637
Posted By Jasonoff

Pretty excited... lol ...

Pretty excited... lol
...
08-14-2017, 02:04 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 5,046
Posted By Jasonoff

URL? Wonder if they have any good pads? :rolf: ...

URL? Wonder if they have any good pads? :rolf:

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/I-Know-That-Feel-Bro.jpg
08-14-2017, 12:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,311
Posted By Jasonoff

10 says he was thinking it was an M177 in there...

10 says he was thinking it was an M177 in there...
08-12-2017, 11:26 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 5,046
Posted By Jasonoff

You got higher quality pads at a discount. ...

You got higher quality pads at a discount.

Doesn't count... I can call you an idiot if that will make you feel better. :naughty:
08-10-2017, 09:23 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,002
Posted By Jasonoff

340 = hockey pucks...

340 = hockey pucks...
08-09-2017, 06:40 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 5,046
Posted By Jasonoff

You're already here... :rolf:

You're already here... :rolf:
08-09-2017, 03:11 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 5,046
Posted By Jasonoff

Get over yourself man. You may not be talking...

Get over yourself man. You may not be talking about me directly, or maybe you are I don't care. I initially made a comment out of concern for your own safety.

You spin your mouth off here with...
08-08-2017, 10:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 736
Posted By Jasonoff

Would destroy your resale unless you can find...

Would destroy your resale unless you can find another goat farmer to buy it...
08-07-2017, 07:13 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,002
Posted By Jasonoff

I wanna see the "Why you don't buy cheap brake...

I wanna see the "Why you don't buy cheap brake pads" one next!
08-07-2017, 06:53 PM
Replies: 1,223
Views: 201,022
Posted By Jasonoff

Are you asking a question?

Are you asking a question?
08-07-2017, 10:44 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,071
Posted By Jasonoff

Clean your fkn car man!

Clean your fkn car man!
08-06-2017, 08:15 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 751
Posted By Jasonoff

Bring it over and I'll fix that for you...

Bring it over and I'll fix that for you...
08-05-2017, 01:43 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 330
Posted By Jasonoff

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-26-2015/nJVfNN.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-26-2015/nJVfNN.gif
07-24-2017, 11:02 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 5,046
Posted By Jasonoff

You guys are fkn crazy to cheap out on brake...

You guys are fkn crazy to cheap out on brake parts. :eek:
07-23-2017, 10:17 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 7,863
Posted By Jasonoff

So we can pretty much assume the new "V7" EC tune...

So we can pretty much assume the new "V7" EC tune without headers is pretty much equivalent to their competitors with headers.

Yeah, I'd be upsad about that as well if I didn't go with EC.
07-20-2017, 04:45 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,295
Posted By Jasonoff

FYI in case you missed it... There's always room...

FYI in case you missed it... There's always room for improvement right?
07-20-2017, 11:20 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,295
Posted By Jasonoff

Hey man, don't let this clown's posts sway you....

Hey man, don't let this clown's posts sway you. The crew at EC are a great bunch. I don't even know if this guy is actual EC or just a re-seller flapping his gums.

I'v already kindly suggested he...
07-20-2017, 09:15 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 7,863
Posted By Jasonoff

There most certainly is something new. There's...

There most certainly is something new. There's only so much you can do with a fuel and ignition map, which is why the power has remained relatively consistent the past 6 years.

Did you miss the...
07-19-2017, 10:49 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 7,863
Posted By Jasonoff

I and others have posted this before, but this is...

I and others have posted this before, but this is an excellent explanation of how some of this stuff works.
...
07-19-2017, 10:22 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 7,863
Posted By Jasonoff

It's not that. This is just a premature post from...

It's not that. This is just a premature post from someone who's not technically inclined.

The HOW is very important here. Nobody needs to know the low level details but the high level explanation...
07-19-2017, 08:39 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 7,863
Posted By Jasonoff

I won't touch it until I know what the deal is. ...

I won't touch it until I know what the deal is. Picking up another 40-50whp (gathered from the other dyno threads) on this new "tune" technique needs some technical explanation for me at least.
07-13-2017, 11:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 274
Posted By Jasonoff

Bushing deflection with rapid changing load as...

Bushing deflection with rapid changing load as the tire slips and grips.
07-05-2017, 09:22 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 24,266
Posted By Jasonoff

It's not AutoTalent's responsibility as a...

It's not AutoTalent's responsibility as a re-seller to investigate if a manufacture is infringing on another. That's the infringing manufactures problem, not the re-sellers.

They just re-selll...
07-05-2017, 08:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 631
Posted By Jasonoff

Fuk, you must have dainty arms like BLKROKT... ...

Fuk, you must have dainty arms like BLKROKT...

There's 6 tabs. I start at the front edge of the airbox. Give it a quick yank. Sometimes the metal tab will come off the cover and you have to...
07-01-2017, 10:30 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,804
Posted By Jasonoff

http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/7/6/8/2/origin...

http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/7/6/8/2/original/cant-tell-if-youre-trying-to-be-funny-or-a-jerk.jpg

:rolf::rolf:
06-27-2017, 01:26 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 32,296
Posted By Jasonoff

You'll be back...

You'll be back...
06-27-2017, 12:46 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 32,296
Posted By Jasonoff

Was hoping Dave would answer as well...

Was hoping Dave would answer as well...
06-26-2017, 11:00 AM
Replies: 407
Views: 32,296
Posted By Jasonoff

https://media.giphy.com/media/tDOwHqLWykZgI/giphy....

https://media.giphy.com/media/tDOwHqLWykZgI/giphy.gif
06-20-2017, 08:39 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,782
Posted By Jasonoff

That study pretty much means if you're paying for...

That study pretty much means if you're paying for it you got suckered...
06-17-2017, 10:22 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,064
Posted By Jasonoff

You thought they were butt plugs huh? So excited...

You thought they were butt plugs huh? So excited about it, you started a useless thread.

I understand...
06-15-2017, 11:33 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,128
Posted By Jasonoff

Just have to C&P then remove the space before the...

Just have to C&P then remove the space before the ".com"

The hub does support all the weight in the C63 design. That's why the OEM wheel fits snug around the hub. Possibly what happened to the...
06-07-2017, 08:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,893
Posted By Jasonoff

Mocking someone with a mental disability is...

Mocking someone with a mental disability is pretty low...
06-07-2017, 02:27 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,893
Posted By Jasonoff

287K miles. Maybe 288K miles though depending on...

287K miles. Maybe 288K miles though depending on where you live.
06-05-2017, 08:53 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,809
Posted By Jasonoff

Haha I do the same thing. If someone is walking...

Haha I do the same thing. If someone is walking to their car behind me and it's close by, I'll wait until they're as close as possible before fire it up :rolf: The cold start echo is pretty loud...
06-02-2017, 09:31 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,809
Posted By Jasonoff

I like downshifting beside a prius before I mash...

I like downshifting beside a prius before I mash on the throttle...
05-30-2017, 08:33 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,620
Posted By Jasonoff

I already bought it, and every single copy I...

I already bought it, and every single copy I could scour on the internet.

Stay tuned for wicked bonfire video in the near future...
05-30-2017, 07:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,080
Posted By Jasonoff

You'll brag about anything and everything huh?

You'll brag about anything and everything huh?
05-30-2017, 04:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,620
Posted By Jasonoff

I am mocking you and you alone because you're...

I am mocking you and you alone because you're arrogant and inconsiderate.

You're also correct, I had no way of knowing details of your life other than that precious mustang you've mentioned owning...
05-30-2017, 08:14 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 647
Posted By Jasonoff

For someone who prides himself and brags about...

For someone who prides himself and brags about reading the manual front to back you sure didn't pay any attention to detail.

Adding to zcct04's reply
...
05-28-2017, 01:52 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,068
Posted By Jasonoff

http://i.eurosport.com/2017/05/28/2093302-43861250...

http://i.eurosport.com/2017/05/28/2093302-43861250-2560-1440.jpg
05-23-2017, 08:57 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 32,296
Posted By Jasonoff

So many b¡tches had their rags align in close...

So many b¡tches had their rags align in close proximity up in here...
05-20-2017, 09:27 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,868
Posted By Jasonoff

You asked the question incorrectly. ...

You asked the question incorrectly.



http://replygif.net/i/1374.gif
05-18-2017, 05:03 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,868
Posted By Jasonoff

I want a thread on how to find the front...

I want a thread on how to find the front driveshaft u-joint.
05-13-2017, 12:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,737
Posted By Jasonoff

https://youtu.be/m0NGZd_jBcA

https://youtu.be/m0NGZd_jBcA
05-13-2017, 12:51 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,940
Posted By Jasonoff

I'm done with your kitchen scale. ...

I'm done with your kitchen scale.

http://www.customs.govt.nz/news/stories/PublishingImages/meth%20145g%20on%20scale.jpg

And the battery incident happened ONCE. Give it a break man...
05-12-2017, 08:18 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,416
Posted By Jasonoff

This is obviously a troll thread... ...

This is obviously a troll thread...

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/south-park-wow-guy.jpg?itok=GURplyfQ
05-07-2017, 10:27 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,876
Posted By Jasonoff

If I get as stubborn as him in 20 years just...

If I get as stubborn as him in 20 years just shoot me. Ok? :y :rolf:
05-07-2017, 09:05 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,876
Posted By Jasonoff

I'm not even sure how to reply to that comment. ...

I'm not even sure how to reply to that comment. Here's one article to read.
http://www.contactmagazine.com/Issue54/EngineBasics.html

I can send you more advanced stuff on how fuel works after...
05-07-2017, 08:53 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,876
Posted By Jasonoff

Let me assist. Remember that...

Let me assist.






Remember that time I made a comment about a certain individual who doesn't read posts from others before replying with an opinion without any facts?

Yeah, that person...
05-06-2017, 04:38 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,777
Posted By Jasonoff

http://www.velosterturbo.org/forum/attachments/off...

http://www.velosterturbo.org/forum/attachments/off-topic/17756d1388806216-official-post-whore-thread-c85c892d.jpg
05-04-2017, 09:04 PM
05-03-2017, 06:35 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 4,969
Posted By Jasonoff

This thread turns into what ever we want it to...

This thread turns into what ever we want it to...
05-03-2017, 07:51 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,686
Posted By Jasonoff

Here's is thread over on germänboost. Make sure...

Here's is thread over on germänboost. Make sure you fix the ä below...

http://www.germänboost.com/showthread.php?25599-Some-pics-of-my-garage-build&p=304198#post304198
05-02-2017, 08:35 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 6,018
Posted By Jasonoff

Eibach warehouse. Yeah, pretty sure we got it in...

Eibach warehouse. Yeah, pretty sure we got it in stock...

http://www.clipartkid.com/images/659/file-file-history-file-usage-on-commons-file-usage-on-other-wikis-dH69Cd-clipart.jpg
05-01-2017, 07:37 AM
Replies: 1,223
Views: 201,022
Posted By Jasonoff

Ahmad, you should read some more. A 2010 North...

Ahmad, you should read some more. A 2010 North American vehicle is 100% for sure affected...
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