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Nice try but your comebacks need some work. The "your mom" jokes were funny 10 years ago but are pretty stale these days. Especially when I already went there with "Your girlfriend". Unless dating an overweight 68 year old is your thing then go for it. She could probably use a rich loser to buy her shinny things.
But maybe next time try something like:
"Why? Were you girls out shopping and you spilled your low fat soybean queer latte on her?"
I know it's hard for you as all of your personality is compensated in your Gullwing doors, but try to find some imagination and wit and then insert it into your life.
Nice try but your comebacks need some work. The "your mom" jokes were funny 10 years ago but are pretty stale these days. Especially when I already went there with "Your girlfriend". Unless dating an overweight 68 year old is your thing then go for it. She could probably use a rich loser to buy her shinny things.
But maybe next time try something like:
"Why? Were you girls out shopping and you spilled your low fat soybean queer latte on her?"
I know it's hard for you as all of your personality is compensated in your Gullwing doors, but try to find some imagination and wit and then insert it into your life.
I gotta come around more often. This is a rather funny thread!
Amazing car, I wouldn't expect less of it. Just proved me one thing: gotta work my a** harder to put my hands in one - hopefully for the rest of my life!
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Last edited by NewportSLS; 06-23-2021 at 10:24 PM.
01-06-2017, 02:52 PM
Aaron Rodgers’ Mercedes SLS AMGWhen your significant other burned rubber for a living, you can’t be caught slouching. Luckily, Rodgers is something of a gearhead himself, with a car collection worth about $3 million. Seen here is his Mercedes SLS AMG, but he also has a Tesla, a Ford F-Series truck, and even a Chevy Camaro he was gifted for being named Superbowl XLV’s MVP.
