Originally Posted by Sandy Eggo
I'm dating your Mom.
Nice try but your comebacks need some work. The "your mom" jokes were funny 10 years ago but are pretty stale these days. Especially when I already went there with "Your girlfriend". Unless dating an overweight 68 year old is your thing then go for it. She could probably use a rich loser to buy her shinny things.
But maybe next time try something like:
"Why? Were you girls out shopping and you spilled your low fat soybean queer latte on her?"
I know it's hard for you as all of your personality is compensated in your Gullwing doors, but try to find some imagination and wit and then insert it into your life.