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Father/Son story. Unhappy ending

Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Father/Son story. Unhappy ending

So I’m on my way to work this morning. It is well after rush hour and to my delight I pull up behind a new Porsche Boxter with its top down and looking very shinny and cool. The driver looked to be a young professional with his son next to him. I was imagining that Dad was probably schooling Junior on the virtues of owning and driving one of the worlds greatest automobiles.

As the light turns green, the Boxter makes a quick move to merge over a lane for the expressway entrance. I did not make any aggressive moves but decide to follow him at a leisurely pace.

By the time we are driving down the ramp I see the driver start to peer into his rear-view mirror trying to size up my Mercedes. I even see his son turn around in his seat to get a look at the car behind them. As we circle around the on ramp I hear dad in the distance saying, "Son, you are about to experience the power of Porsche."

As soon as we hit the bottom of the onramp, with a wide open six lane highway ahead, he guns it. For a fleeting moment I ‘m thinking....... I should just let this guy take me....... you know, son by his side thinking, " my dad’s the best!!!" ..........................and then we all go home feeling good!!!

Well the truth is, I could not do it. I down shifted to second, stomp the fast pedal and by the time this very short run concluded I was at least 25 cars ahead. I immediately slowed down for them to catch up but they exited the highway..............But!!! not before I heard Junior saying, " Dad when I grow up I think I may want a Mercedes.

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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:21 PM
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There are times in a young man's life when you need to teach them about porsches and mercedes. Glad it was you and not someone else that would lead him astray.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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Sometimes Kids just need to learn how to accept defeat. You are a wise teacher Rock!
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:47 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:54 PM
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Porsche owners always need schooling. They never learn though. Especially Boxter owners, I mean come on guys....
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cylinder Head
WTF was dad thinking?
Daddy thought he owns a Porsche.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:00 PM
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Porsche owners always need schooling. They never learn though. Especially Boxter owners, I mean come on guys....
I can hear him now..."Son, I would have had him in the twisties..."
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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How did you hear them talking as your E55 is not a cabrio
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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Daddy thought he owns a Porsche.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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nice story...
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:21 PM
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hehe that is a great story and well written. but a boxter couldnt beat my hummer. let alone your E55
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:25 PM
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hahaha, the funniest kill story ever. lolz
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:29 PM
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Comedyyy...the way you worded it out, is tooo funny...Nice Ummm? Kill lol
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:55 PM
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i beat a boxster in my 528i auto
the s is much quicker though
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 06:53 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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LOL, Rock!! That was a good break for me.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rock
As we circle around the on ramp I hear dad in the distance saying, "Son, you are about to experience the power of Porsche."



I heard Junior saying, " Dad when I grow up I think I may want a Mercedes.

So you were able to hear all that at that kind of speed with all the exhaust and noise huh?

Nice story tho...
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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Two nights ago going home from the office, a Boxter was following me, then at a light he pulled around so he could be next to me waiting for the light to turn. I didn't think he was going to go, but...he did. It was a VERY short race, I didn't think it was worth posting it was so anti-climactic.

I've had P-cars before (In fact my GT3 is going to be ready for Euro Delivery March or April), but what are people smoking while driving those Boxters?

Good story thought with the kid in the car.

Cyrus
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rock
So I’m on my way to work this morning. It is well after rush hour and to my delight I pull up behind a new Porsche Boxter with its top down and looking very shinny and cool. The driver looked to be a young professional with his son next to him. I was imagining that Dad was probably schooling Junior on the virtues of owning and driving one of the worlds greatest automobiles.

As the light turns green, the Boxter makes a quick move to merge over a lane for the expressway entrance. I did not make any aggressive moves but decide to follow him at a leisurely pace.

By the time we are driving down the ramp I see the driver start to peer into his rear-view mirror trying to size up my Mercedes. I even see his son turn around in his seat to get a look at the car behind them. As we circle around the on ramp I hear dad in the distance saying, "Son, you are about to experience the power of Porsche."

As soon as we hit the bottom of the onramp, with a wide open six lane highway ahead, he guns it. For a fleeting moment I ‘m thinking....... I should just let this guy take me....... you know, son by his side thinking, " my dad’s the best!!!" ..........................and then we all go home feeling good!!!

Well the truth is, I could not do it. I down shifted to second, stomp the fast pedal and by the time this very short run concluded I was at least 25 cars ahead. I immediately slowed down for them to catch up but they exited the highway..............But!!! not before I heard Junior saying, " Dad when I grow up I think I may want a Mercedes.
Boxster drivers are so much fun to torment. They get all red in the face
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CyE55
(In fact my GT3 is going to be ready for Euro Delivery March or April),
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you ****er, *******, ****, ****, ****, ****


im very happy for you
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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you ****er, *******, ****, ****, ****, ****


im very happy for you



Besides, kids need to learn these types of things the way we all did -

On the streets.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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you ****er, *******, ****, ****, ****, ****


im very happy for you
Just a heads up on your GT3 fans...I just saw a test run on the last episode of Fifth Gear. Seeing that car take corners and wagging it's tail was nice...

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