Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG versus Downhill Skateboarder
Even if the Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG had actually raced and beat downhill skateboarder Decio Lourenco down the Franschhoek Pass in South Africa, I wouldn’t care … I’d still consider the downhill skateboarder the winner because downhill skateboarders have molybdenum-plated titanium balls. Just skateboarding down a steep driveway scares the hell out of me.
I’m not discounting the virtues of the A45 AMG — with 355 horsepower and 332 lb-ft of torque, the A45 AMG has balls. I’m certainly not discounting the virtues of the A45 AMG’s driver, former pro racer Robbi Smith — all racing drivers have a higher amount of testicular fortitude than most, but neither car, nor racing driver is a match for a downhill skateboarder equipped with a Kevlar scrotum.
See what I mean in the beautifully directed video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0qM9BVAro