W205 C63 AMG Wagon Nearly Completes its Striptease

Like lingerie falling to the floor of a cheap motel room in Atlanta on a humid evening, the W205 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG wagon continues to strip for us with heightened motivation. Our spy photographers caught this enlivened estate testing at the Nürburgring in its current state of undress. As effective an automotive gymnasium as the Green Hell is, you can sense this AMG car’s bulging bodywork wants to tear through the acid-binge camo like the Incredible Hulk’s thighs through a pair of skinny jeans.

At least the engine gets to frolic freely. Under this long-roof is the weapons-grade 5.5L M157 mill, which is expected to produce a 525-horsepower slap to your butt cheeks.

As we get closer to this car’s official introduction, get ready for the C63 AMG wagon and sedan to become more liberal with the nudity. Speaking for myself, I’ll have a pitcher of ice water and a jar full of beta blockers nearby in order to douse myself after I see those erotically sculpted front air intakes completely bare for the first time. The next few months will be intense at the MBWorld offices.