It was only appropriate.
HHHERROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Out Of Control!!
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00 MB ML55, 91 Toyota Supra Turbo(sold), 06 E500(gone), 03 BMW M3
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1988 535i 5 speed
I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf, I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work. I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see. But it all went wrong and now I must decree: You are worthress Arec Barrwin, You are worthress Arec Barrwin. You have faiwred in every way, and now my stock in you has fawren. Your career is stawrin', and you're worthress Arec Barrwin. That's why I brew your head off. And your chirdren are all bawrin'. Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me, But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees. The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war, so we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for. But you are worthress Arec Barrwin, You are worthress Arec Barrwin. You f@cked up my whole plan, and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren. Your garbage needs some hawring, and you're worthress Arec Barrwin. Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.
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1988 535i 5 speed
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]
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