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Old 06-23-2008, 11:36 AM
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Humor: Cargo Net Self Install Howto

Alrighty - I've come up with a simple self install howto guide for the trunk cargo nets... so here goes!

Step 1 - Order full set of cargo nets (trunk floor, side and sill)

Step 2 - Open floor cargo nets and discover that unless you ordered the P2 package you do not in fact have the D-rings that the net connects to. In which case, return to dealership and order extra parts.

Step 3 - Install floor cargo net. Check.

Step 4 - Open side and sill cargo nets from packaging and begin reading... Allow me to translate the necessary tools:

Tools required:
Power drill
4mm drill bit
Bottle of Vodka.

Step 5 - Put drill bit into power drill, start measuring to determine where the hole has to be drilled in the sheet metal of the car.

Step 6 - Have several shots of vodka...

Step 7 - Wakeup from vodka induced haze, call the dealership and schedule them to install the rest for you...

Voila!

PS - My car is at the dealer with them being installed right now :-)
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