Crash test C300

Jun 7, 2013 | 12:03 AM

Cillys

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Crash test C300

I have a 2011 C300 Sport with P1 P2 Nav MM the whole works. Even airbags where the driver knees are and under the seats and pillars as well.

Well I have decided to test the airbags! I will slam head on into some pine tress in front of my ex's house. See if the airbags do their job.

will keep everyone posted on success or not.

Jun 7, 2013 | 12:40 AM

ilovemaui1

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Make sure and post a video.

Jun 7, 2013 | 12:58 AM

aamirani

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What....

Jun 7, 2013 | 03:39 AM

Cillys

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good idea. i will get a GoPro III at the PX and mount it inside. how many do you think i should get?

Jun 7, 2013 | 03:42 AM

Cillys

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What....

well come to find out the ex-g/f was having multiple affairs at the same time. i had originally bought the Mercedes for her to replace her accord. now i will crash the Mercedes in to her front yard and everyone will find out all about her activities! I should be fairly safe being a Mercedes. I put her name on the title and got personalized plates with her name. i rather crash it that her get it.

Jun 7, 2013 | 04:50 AM

makeinu0

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cant u just sell it???

Jun 7, 2013 | 05:04 AM

aamirani

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You could just aim it and put a brick on the gas pedal, but then again, this isn't safe at all. I'd just sell it or keep it for yourself or something man.

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Jun 7, 2013 | 07:35 AM

Cillys

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Give him a few days and that idea will make its way out of the fog of love/hate he is in right now....

been thinking of this for several months now.

Jun 7, 2013 | 08:06 AM

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If her name is on title, then only she can sell it. Better to crash it up, but make sure there's no insurance on it or she'll just get a brand new one.

Jun 7, 2013 | 08:53 AM

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I know you bought the car for her, but why would you put her name on the title. I think it's not even worth it, it's not the end of the world I would move on and I'm sure you will find someone better. if she doesn't claim the car enjoy it.Karma is a *****!

Jun 7, 2013 | 09:12 AM

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make a point

Jun 7, 2013 | 10:10 AM

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good idea. i will get a GoPro III at the PX and mount it inside. how many do you think i should get?

At least three. One in the back window facing forward, one on the tree so we can see it coming and one on her front door to see her running out to see WTF just happened.

Actually, she obviously isn't worth all the trouble. I'd just keep it and drive it like you stole it.

Jun 7, 2013 | 11:29 AM

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Thank God you didn't marry her then you'd REALLY be screwed.
You know when you get divorced you split the house, she gets the inside you get the outside.
The best revenge is not giving a f about her, find someone else.

Jun 7, 2013 | 12:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cillys

been thinking of this for several months now.

She screwed you over once and that's not your fault. Don't let her keep screwing you every day.
Suck it up, sell the car and move on.

Jun 7, 2013 | 12:52 PM

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There is a lot different way to fk up the car mechanically. As for the cheating, plant a video camera or something in her room then you can fk her up by post the clip online or something.

Jun 7, 2013 | 04:34 PM

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Crashing the car deliberately will cause all sorts of headaches.. and ultimately, she will win.

Everyone gets their hearts broken at some point in life. But we heal, even from the worst heartbreak.