Who knew engines needed oil?!
Sorry to anyone really looking forward to tearing in to a wholly useless idiot.
Anyhow, a friend of mine has a 2018 c-class sedan. Not my most favorite Benz ever, but then I favor the old diesel models…early 80s were a big, clunky dreamboat…but I digress.
Said friend loaned hers to another acquaintance of ours to pick me up from a late party the other night, and while we were driving along, smooth highway, there was an alarming crunch beneath the car, despite not having hit anything, which turned out to be the oilpan parting company with the vehicle. Oh **** is right! It was such a brief noise we assumed we had run over some road shrapnel of some variety, and consulted the dash/instrument console to be sure nothing was going haywire there. Not a peep or blink, nothing. So we proceeded, and about 5-10 minutes later, the vehicle began to slow and was completely non-responsive to the acceleration attempts, like it was not getting any fuel. We had just stopped and topped up the tank before heading home, so that made no sense, and within 30 seconds of that happening, it coasted to a complete stop and shut off. My friend tried to re-start it, naturally, but it didn’t budge. Didn’t make any noise or smoke or anything. Still no warning indicators or anything of any kind.
As we were sort of out in the middle of nowhere, people around those parts of Eastern TN are kind enough to stop for damsels in distress, and we caught a ride the remaining few miles home, leaving the poor Mercedes beside the road. We had it towed in to the mechanic, who called the following morning to say that the engine had seized. If so, that was the quietest engine death in history.
So, yes, engines DO need oil! My question is this: why did the oil pressure failure not register as some variety of fault code? And is it possible that the car had some variety of fail-safe killswitch built in, that needs to be cleared prior to restarting? I know that nearly all European luxury cars tend to skew on the picky side for requiring dealership/brand-specific diagnostic equips and whatnot- is it possible that the idiot to whom they took it (not many choices around where this happened as far as tow trucks go…and he once “loaned” parts off of my Volvo to another customer- long story lol) just doesn’t have the knowledge or the set up necessary to fix it?
Or am I just hoping that this poor man is even dumber and more ill-equipped than he, in fact, truly is?
You said the oil pan fell off? How did that happen?

That said I can't seem to find a photo of a low pressure warning in the center display, but I do see the low oil warning mentioned above which I've also personally seen.

Playing Devil's Advocate, any chance the garage is fibbing to get you to sign off on a much more expensive job? Wouldn't be the first time a mechanic lied about a diagnosis.
Last edited by JettaRed; Dec 13, 2023 at 07:34 AM.




You need further investigation as to whats really went on. I would assume flying conrods or broken crankshaft could up set an oilpan for it to leave the engine.
According to the oilpan I assume your engine is in pieces internally and it was shown to you, but without engine light and shut off-?
You need further investigation as to whats really went on. I would assume flying conrods or broken crankshaft could up set an oilpan for it to leave the engine.
According to the oilpan I assume your engine is in pieces internally and it was shown to you, but without engine light and shut off-?
And everyone agrees that it is "real stupid."
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The risk would be how its implemented not to leave an open cct ever with no oil pressure to mechanical pump which will be a big fail..
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