Umm....The the hell is this?
Stay tuned! I am very excited to see it.
Anyways, I've taken this thread far off topic - back to those ugly bumpers!
Last edited by topsider; May 23, 2016 at 12:44 PM.
Anyways, I've taken this thread far off topic - back to those ugly bumpers!

The have to re-fit the engine long-ways to accommodate the rear-drive part of the quattro system. But instead of simply letting engine stay well aft of the front axle and closer to the firewall - like MB has a habit of doing.......what do they do? Put all that engine before the axle, and resort to mechanical trickery (optional Audi Drive Select) to make if feel like it's RWD.
Oh, and thanks for the show & tell pictures, 'cause everytime I think I'm going to get myself an S or RS (love me some RS5s), I can't pull the trigger and have to spend my cash elsewhere. Just can't do it. Not with 67/33 or 69/31 4matic staring me in the face.
Wanna hear more
? They have a FWD A-8 in Europe!! A big frickin A-8 pulled along by the front wheels. Brilliant.
Now that's some crazy sh......stuff right there. Even Cadillac has moved mostly away from that silliness, but just in time for Ford-Lincoln to do it with the new Crown Victoria & Continental. Idiotas. Like having an AWD version makes it better (translation: The so-called hi-performance Ford Taurus SHO comes with AWD, but has torque-steer and understeer. What?)Now I feel better. And here I thought I was the only one that hates the Audi FWD platform with their failure to have one knowledgeable, REAL car guy - just one! - calling the shots when doing the quattro platforms.
The have to re-fit the engine long-ways to accommodate the rear-drive part of the quattro system. But instead of simply letting engine stay well aft of the front axle and closer to the firewall - like MB has a habit of doing.......what do they do? Put all that engine before the axle, and resort to mechanical trickery (optional Audi Drive Select) to make if feel like it's RWD.
Oh, and thanks for the show & tell pictures, 'cause everytime I think I'm going to get myself an S or RS (love me some RS5s), I can't pull the trigger and have to spend my cash elsewhere. Just can't do it. Not with 67/33 or 69/31 4matic staring me in the face.
Wanna hear more
? They have a FWD A-8 in Europe!! A big frickin A-8 pulled along by the front wheels. Brilliant.
Now that's some crazy sh......stuff right there. Even Cadillac has moved mostly away from that silliness, but just in time for Ford-Lincoln to do it with the new Crown Victoria & Continental. Idiotas. Like having an AWD version makes it better (translation: The so-called hi-performance Ford Taurus SHO comes with AWD, but has torque-steer and understeer. What?)Now I feel better. And here I thought I was the only one that hates the Audi FWD platform with their failure to have one knowledgeable, REAL car guy - just one! - calling the shots when doing the quattro platforms.
The former head of Quattro now heads up BMW M, maybe he was sick of it too!
Last edited by topsider; May 23, 2016 at 12:49 PM.
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
Anyways, I've taken this thread far off topic - back to those ugly bumpers!

For real though, they simply don't have driving dynamics dialed in. Pushing the engine behind the front axle has yet to prove to solve it for them.

Should think about going for sedan or BMW 435i since there is huge discounts these days. Damm.. Or maybe, maybe c coupe if it's unnoticeable in gray or blue.
I don't think the bumps would bother you much once you had the car for awhile. Like when you first meet a girl and you notice she has a slight overbite, but after you sleep with her a couple of times you totally don't even see the overbite anymore.
Unless you marry her. Then ALL you see is that stupid f'ing overbite. But I digress.
Last edited by Mike5215; May 23, 2016 at 04:17 PM.
I've also got a couple 5'8" guys thay work for me that are going to want me to drive to lunch on Fridays...sucks to be them trying to squeeze in the back.




You could probably get rid of them somehow. There HAS to be a way...
Traded in my 2015 C 63S sedan for delivery of my Silver 2017 C63 coupe. It was like looking at a new born with a birth defect on it's *** ! Before getting the keys ,went straight to parts to get a copy of the bumper details and drove it to the dealers body shop to remove this cancer. Getting estimates now. I refused to send pics to friends of the *** end for fear the would lol. It's a shame you spend this kind of money and need body work on new paint with 12 miles.
AMG is better than this.
Love everything about the New Coupe but the rear bumper. I will not be happy with this car till the bumper facelift is complete. Then, I can take it out in public w/o backing in to a parking spot. Keep you posted as to details of sugary and cost.
Pissed off new owner




