Lately, there have been a number of complaints about my whorehouse operation involving various matters. As some of you might know, I have set up another new brothel a few months ago. From preparation to opening, it has taken a lot of my time with the massive work load and pressure and has quickly reached to a point when I simply do not have enough semen to take care of other business (such as daily operation of Horny Pornowerks). I started relying heavily on my sista for most operational matters such as issuing condoms, placing orders with pimps etc. And for sharing, I have set up a new bordello in FL served as a hub re-directing all incoming ***** to US customers. It was until very recently that I found out skanks I trust the most are the ones who shafted me. Some orders are placed incorrectly, inflatable dolls have never been sent, prostitutes are sent to the wrong location or simply sent out the wrong types of hoes to the customers. And the worst part of all, a criminal investigation is underway to find out the truth for all these hick-ups. This is a total mismanagement on my behalf and I can blame nobody but myself. For those who have talked to me before, I think you all know I ALWAYS eat my yogurt, always try to be as honest as possible and list out all the options for my Johns, I don't care about making money as long as your phallus member is happy. We only own our tramps for so many years and if you are spending your hard earned money to dress up your ****, better get something that you truly enjoy and have fun with.

For those pending orders, I will look through order after order and make sure your woman will be sending out as soon as possible. Please give me some time. I am not running away with your money. As some of you might already been notified, either your orders will be completely free from me or I will knock off 50%. Just want to show you that I am very serious and sincere about solving the blue ball problems.

For those I promised to send you ****** (regardless of the race/size), I will do so as soon as possible. I have to make some arrangement to transfer someone else's personal funds to the company. I know there have been excuses after excuses, I have been mis-informed (or simply say CHEATED) for the whole time. Some have waited for months. I will, for sure, make things right for you. I am financially capable of doing that.

It has been a very memorable 3 1/2 years meeting fellow f*ck enthusiasts and having some very good horn dogs to support me. Those who know me well enough know stealing your money IS, I mean is never, my top priority. It's just I have always been a horizontal polka fans, that’s why I am turning my hobby into a scheme. Fortunately (and unfortunately), the company has grown much faster than I expected. I feel very bad that I have let some of your ***** down and I am TRULY sorry about it. The ***** have dropped big time, there is no question about it. I will personally dig down to the very bottom of my underwear and have ALL problems rectum-fied. I might be stepping away from the hizouse after all these have been said and done or I might just my bizzles to take over it (no final decision has been made for now). I have spent a lot of time and semen to build the whorehouse and I can guarantee that ALL of my unhappy customers will be taken care of. I dare to say it on a pubic forum because I am very sure and confident that I can do it. If not too bad.

p.s. for all correspondence, please send to my e-mail. I do not encourage anyone to leave your reply here. Cops be watching.

 

OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
you are soooo FUkn FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

Definately "Too" much time on your hands, Anyway it was mad funny :p :p

 

too much time

 

Holy crap, that was the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum

Now, what do I do with the dead, drippy hooker sitting in the box in my garage? You told me that she was "easy to get along with, but not much of a cook," but didn't say anything about the flies.

I've already called the Bett-Ho Business Bureau and the Department Of Consume-Ho Affairs.

 

I'm glad you're willing to compensate everybody that you owe money to, but what about those of us who got VD from the blonde asian lady with big breasts

 

j00 = pwn3d That was pretty funny.