Lenin

I'll let you borrow mine.

boohooramblers

Officer (of the Law):
Sir, we're arresting you for theft of an automobile.

Me:
But, but..... He gave me permission to borrow it.

Officer:
Oh really? Where is said proof that you could borrow this fine vehicle?

Me:
See here, Officer - I even have the MBWorld post saved as a pdf file!

Officer:
I'm sorry sir, but this car is not registered to 'Lenin'..... and your name isn't 'boohooramblers'.

Me:
Dammit to hell.

Officer:
Nice try. Get in the back of the cruiser, sir.
Can we call somebody for you to take the children and baby seats out of the stolen vehicle?

Me:
Nah - leave 'em there. They're his problem now.