How do I look cool in my new C63?
for those of you who missed it, he said something along the lines of..
"he's a guy poking fun at the typical person" or some **** like that..
I'm doing the same thing too..lemme let that settle in your brain for a sec.
"Whose the loser??" Do I even need to say?
You're the one squeezing your **** so hard crying wasting all your time posting pictures..

Not sure how that's relevant to this thread...


Where do you get this stuff????Have you considered stand up? LOL
lemme give you a lil suggestion, you should probably stop posting in this thread cause you're starting to look like an angry nerd
the only person your owning right now is yourself..you're making this way too ez brauh
Last edited by ECBAOBAO; May 29, 2009 at 07:28 PM.
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ooo should I add my boat and jet-ski’s to my "Drives:" list haha c'mon no need to brag about that stuff here... unnecessary (so is adding your wife’s/daughter's Lexus RXh to the list)


This whole thread was based on sarcasm and joking around, it was obviously not a serious thread which would yield serious or sensible responses... what did you expect after you read the first post, haha.
I just bought a new 09 C63 and was wondering what I should do while driving to look cool and impress chicks
Right now I drive with just one hand, my right hand on the top of the steering wheel (around the 12:00 PM region) and flex when I drive next to girls

I always pop the top of my sunroof and roll the windows 1/2 way down only in the fronts tho
How about sunglasses? What kinda sunglasses are cool to wear while driving? I have really really bad eyes, so a suggestion with prescription lenses would be appreciated.
Should I drive with my headlights on during the day? Does it look cool?
I don't usually smoke, but sometimes I put a cigarette in the corner of my mouth. Little trick I learned from my friend. Looks badasss!



Oh yea, ESP off all day every day!





Any other ideas? Feel free to contribute and we can all borrow each other's tips and tricks
Most people will prolly just say "look at that douche making the interior of that nice C63 smell like smoke"
Once they realize there is no smoke coming from your sin stick, they'll just say, "Wow, what a douche. He's pretending to smoke"
You get the idea?
In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.
In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.

Tough crowd.
In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.

you guys can thank me tho..i made that big mature grandpa LZH never to post in you guys forum ever again
your welcome! looks like my job here is done
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