A "yeah, right" thread on the BMW M5 race stories forum:
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Originally Posted by Improviz
I'm shaking in my boots, chief. Try not talking **** about superior cars if you don't like getting called out on your bull**** claims and lies.
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Originally Posted by The Big Talker Who Won't Show Up At Moroso
The fact that a stock CL55 should pull a stock m5 makes it a superior car.
Originally Posted by The Wimp Who Doesn't Have The Sack To Race
Just because it is 50,000 more dollars doesn't make it superior either.
Originally Posted by The Keyboard Racing Chicken
So i guess a cobra with a pulley and no cats is also superior to all of the cars.
Originally Posted by The **** Talker With No *****
blah blah blah, I beat the guy no matter what you said even though I dont have the manhood to go to Moroso like I promised and back it up, because I am too busy washing my hair, the dog ate my homework, I am busy with school because I am flunking basket weaving, ok really I cant drive for **** which is why I want my friend to do my driving for me but youll never get me to admit it, blah blah blah...
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Yes, it does, in acceleration.
Yes, it does, by definition. See the dictionary. A Rolls Royce doesn't handle as well as either, but it is a superior car by virtue of price.
No, because it costs less.
In the time you took on this forum today, APK, your total now moves above 2,000. That's right: in the time you've spent wasting time on this forum, you could have done over 2,000 1/4 mile runs. Which shows more than anything that you're desparate to avoid doing 1/4 mile runs, becuase you know how bad you suck.
Yes, it does, by definition. See the dictionary. A Rolls Royce doesn't handle as well as either, but it is a superior car by virtue of price.
No, because it costs less.
In the time you took on this forum today, APK, your total now moves above 2,000. That's right: in the time you've spent wasting time on this forum, you could have done over 2,000 1/4 mile runs. Which shows more than anything that you're desparate to avoid doing 1/4 mile runs, becuase you know how bad you suck.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
I'm shaking in my boots, chief. Try not talking **** about superior cars if you don't like getting called out on your bull**** claims and lies.
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Originally Posted by The Perpetual Bull****ter Who Will Post Ten Thousand Messages But Not Show Up at the Track
Even experienced track drivers have told me that I will not (no matter how good I am) go to the track and do what my car is capable of the first time i go there. I told them about this situation, and they said to do a quick old-fashioned run since I have never been to the track before.
Originally Posted by Lying Lies from the Lying Liar Who Tells Them
You just want to laugh at a 13.3 slip with a 2.6 60 foot time the first time that I run.
Originally Posted by The Wuss Who Claims His Car Will Run A 12.6 But Who Won't Show Up At The Track To Prove It
The guys who install all of my mods have driven tons of cars down the strip, and he told me that my car will break well into the twelves easily once i do a few runs and get the feel of everything. He ran 12.18 in a cadillac STS-V with a 125 shot of nos, and he says my car feels similar in his in acceleration. Call us all crazy or do whatever you want, but the fact is that everything you say means nothing.
Oh, and what mods are these? Who is your mechanic? He works on Cadillacs and BMWs? Interesting...where is he located? Got a number?
Did he put NOS on your car? Is that why after a three month lapse, you're now sounding ****y again?
Originally Posted by The Bull****ter Who Always Contradicts Himself
I am very confident in my driving ability by the way.
Frankly, at this point it's meaningless. You've been exposed as a liar, repeatedly, and refused multiple times to show up at the track as promised, even when the car you claimed to beat, the CL55, was going to be there.
You have zero credibility, and even less intelligence.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Oh, and what mods are these? Who is your mechanic? He works on Cadillacs and BMWs? Interesting...where is he located? Got a number?
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Originally Posted by The Lying Trash Talker Who Will Post Here Forever But Cannot Spare 15 Seconds To Prove His BS
Horsepower Speed and Marine- 954-984-8040. Ask for Jeremy, he is the one that drove my car. If there is nos on my car, i will give you the car as long as you pay me a grand before looking.
You really, really don't want to run this race, do you wimp?
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Originally Posted by APK1013
Even experienced track drivers have told me that I will not (no matter how good I am) go to the track and do what my car is capable of the first time i go there. I told them about this situation, and they said to do a quick old-fashioned run since I have never been to the track before. You just want to laugh at a 13.3 slip with a 2.6 60 foot time the first time that I run. The guys who install all of my mods have driven tons of cars down the strip, and he told me that my car will break well into the twelves easily once i do a few runs and get the feel of everything. He ran 12.18 in a cadillac STS-V with a 125 shot of nos, and he says my car feels similar in his in acceleration. Call us all crazy or do whatever you want, but the fact is that everything you say means nothing. I am very confident in my driving ability by the way.
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Originally Posted by APK1013
I guess the Civic hatchback with NOS is also a superior car right???
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Originally Posted by APK1013
Horsepower Speed and Marine- 954-984-8040. Ask for Jeremy, he is the one that drove my car. If there is nos on my car, i will give you the car as long as you pay me a grand before looking.
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Originally Posted by mand
Get him to goto moroso, do the inspection then make him race. And race for $1000, so you can win your money back.
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I am willing to run Steve with the E55 who will polish a CL55 with 20's. We are both willing to do a couple of quick runs on the street in order to have some fun. He seems to be one of the few guys who knows how to act around here.
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Originally Posted by mand
what is with you and comparing our superiour benzes with hondas, and your ugly, crappy M5
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Originally Posted by mand
Get him to goto moroso, do the inspection then make him race. And race for $1000, so you can win your money back.
He's really brave behind a keyboard, but having the ***** to show up and represent are another thing!
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Originally Posted by The Lying *****
I am willing to run Steve with the E55 who will polish a CL55 with 20's. We are both willing to do a couple of quick runs on the street in order to have some fun.
Originally Posted by The Biggest Wimp In M World
He seems to be one of the few guys who knows how to act around here.
So, cry me a river if you don't like it, douchebag.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
In other words, you will never keep your word and show up at Moroso...you're such a chicken****. It's funny, my M friends all are laughing at you, which shows that they're better sports than you; they're cool about it even though I won a steak dinner from them, because I'd bet you'd never show up at the track!
Hey, s$$hole...YOU'RE the ***** who set the tone by calling AMG owners "little old ladies", "wimps who didn't have the sack to show", people who you wanted to race from a roll because we're "too stupid to step on a gas pedal", which was another lie meant to hide the track that you're too big of a WIMP to go off the line, etc....
So, cry me a river if you don't like it, douchebag.
Hey, s$$hole...YOU'RE the ***** who set the tone by calling AMG owners "little old ladies", "wimps who didn't have the sack to show", people who you wanted to race from a roll because we're "too stupid to step on a gas pedal", which was another lie meant to hide the track that you're too big of a WIMP to go off the line, etc....
So, cry me a river if you don't like it, douchebag.
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Originally Posted by APK1013
First of all, you don't have any friends. All you do is sit at home on the board the whole day. You are the retard who compared my claim to someone saying they beat an m5 with a 330.
But you, who claim to be a student, have the brain of a gnat, and cannot even handle a remarkably simple analogy (and in fact probably couldn't even *spell* analogy, let alone give its definition, if someone held a gun to your little peabrained head), let alone simple subtraction, nor can you comprehend test stats for automobiles, and so you act indignant at the latter while simultaneously claiming the former...thus further cementing your legacy of astounding stupidity and ignorance for all on the Internet to see.
Originally Posted by APK1013
If this is the case, why are b@tching and whining so bad about the location of the race.
Originally Posted by APK1013
I would let a 330 run me with my girlfriend holding the key and handing it to me after the 330 leaves and still be confident.
Originally Posted by APK1013
If the race is such a sure thing, why won't you run on the underdog's terms?
Originally Posted by APK1013
I guess the confidence is fading now that reality is setting in.
Pathetic.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
No, you're the retard who's too ****ing stupid to grasp a simple analogy: as I showed HERE, you petulant little pvssbag, the gap between a CL55 and M5 is LARGER than the gap between a 330 and an M5. Egro, to someone not too moronic to grasp simple mathematics and logic, it is even MORE idiotic to claim that an M5 beat a CL55 than to claim that a 330i beat an M5.
But you, who claim to be a student, have the brain of a gnat, and cannot even handle a remarkably simple analogy (and in fact probably couldn't even *spell* analogy, let alone give its definition, if someone held a gun to your little peabrained head), let alone simple subtraction, nor can you comprehend test stats for automobiles, and so you act indignant at the latter while simultaneously claiming the former...thus further cementing your legacy of astounding stupidity and ignorance for all on the Internet to see.
Because THE ORIGINAL DEAL WAS FOR YOU TO GO TO A DRAG STRIP. And YOU PROMISED TO GO, SEVEN TIMES, you lying little piece of pond scum.
Oh, I'm sure you'd run a slower car...it's the faster cars that you wimp out and don't want to race!
If the race is such a sure thing, why won't you honor your word and meet the car you claimed to beat at the dragstrip you agreed to run it at?
Yes, which is exactly why you've refused to show up for over two full months now, isn't it?
Pathetic.
But you, who claim to be a student, have the brain of a gnat, and cannot even handle a remarkably simple analogy (and in fact probably couldn't even *spell* analogy, let alone give its definition, if someone held a gun to your little peabrained head), let alone simple subtraction, nor can you comprehend test stats for automobiles, and so you act indignant at the latter while simultaneously claiming the former...thus further cementing your legacy of astounding stupidity and ignorance for all on the Internet to see.
Because THE ORIGINAL DEAL WAS FOR YOU TO GO TO A DRAG STRIP. And YOU PROMISED TO GO, SEVEN TIMES, you lying little piece of pond scum.
Oh, I'm sure you'd run a slower car...it's the faster cars that you wimp out and don't want to race!
If the race is such a sure thing, why won't you honor your word and meet the car you claimed to beat at the dragstrip you agreed to run it at?
Yes, which is exactly why you've refused to show up for over two full months now, isn't it?
Pathetic.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
you lying little piece of pond scum.
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Originally Posted by APK1013
I was willing to go to the track until Benzo brought up the possibility of a quick old-fashioned run.
Again you lie. What you claimed at the time you backed out (after promising seven times to go) was this:
Originally Posted by Lying Loser
I do not want my first run of my life at a track to be videotaped and broadcasted for the whole world to see. I have never run at the track before. I doubt I will be able to show you what my car is capable of the first time I go to the track. Why doesn't everyone stop whining and making excuses?
The truth is, as anyone can see, the moment you suddenly stopped agreeing to go to the track came right after a CL55 agreed to meet you at Moroso, and ONLY at Moroso. That was post #308
ON YOUR VERY NEXT POST IN THE THREAD, post #310, you backed out of going to Moroso, as I posted above. Because you were suddenly camera shy? Don't make us laugh. Because you knew good and well the CL55 would thrash the **** out of your punk *ss, and so you made yet another lameass excuse.
You're fooling no one, not even yourself. You are a disgrace to all M-car owners.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Again you lie. What you claimed at the time you backed out (after promising seven times to go) was this:
Why don't you?
The truth is, as anyone can see, the moment you suddenly stopped agreeing to go to the track came right after a CL55 agreed to meet you at Moroso, and ONLY at Moroso. That was post #308
ON YOUR VERY NEXT POST IN THE THREAD, post #310, you backed out of going to Moroso, as I posted above. Because you were suddenly camera shy? Don't make us laugh. Because you knew good and well the CL55 would thrash the **** out of your punk *ss, and so you made yet another lameass excuse.
You're fooling no one, not even yourself. You are a disgrace to all M-car owners.
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Originally Posted by Improviz
Again you lie. What you claimed at the time you backed out (after promising seven times to go) was this:
Why don't you?
The truth is, as anyone can see, the moment you suddenly stopped agreeing to go to the track came right after a CL55 agreed to meet you at Moroso, and ONLY at Moroso. That was post #308
ON YOUR VERY NEXT POST IN THE THREAD, post #310, you backed out of going to Moroso, as I posted above. Because you were suddenly camera shy? Don't make us laugh. Because you knew good and well the CL55 would thrash the **** out of your punk *ss, and so you made yet another lameass excuse.
You're fooling no one, not even yourself. You are a disgrace to all M-car owners.
Originally Posted by APK1013
I guess even you finally acknowledge that my car is superior to the 55's on the street. I'm glad to see you've come around.
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Im just supporting the benz guys with information i know, so dont tell me what to do alright, and if i want a car that takes alot of gas like an s500 or s55 ill get it, but i cant afford that right now
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Originally Posted by APK1013
First of all, get a car with over 300 horsepower before you get into a discussion about speed.
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Originally Posted by APK1013
First of all, you don't have any friends. All you do is sit at home on the board the whole day. You are the retard who compared my claim to someone saying they beat an m5 with a 330. If this is the case, why are b@tching and whining so bad about the location of the race. I would let a 330 run me with my girlfriend holding the key and handing it to me after the 330 leaves and still be confident. If the race is such a sure thing, why won't you run on the underdog's terms? I guess the confidence is fading now that reality is setting in.
what happend to your husband
