Strange engine noise

Thank you in advance!
I doubt that a timing-chain tension noise would ever be so oddly dependent on RPM or on-off throttle, as your noise seems to be... Typically, timing-chain related noises are pretty constant once they start.
Also, at the RPM where that noise shows up, the teeth of the chain are moving so incredibly fast that you wouldn't be able to hear independent strikes or rattles, again, as your noise seems to present...
My crazy guess is that there is simply a lose fitting of some peripheral component on the engine - it almost sounds like one of those tie-down metal latches used to secure the plastic engine cladding or air-filter housing, etc., which is vibrating and rattling when the engine gets to a certain band of harmonic intensity. I'll play the video for my MB mechanic (he's excellent) later in the week, and will report back on his thoughts...
Just FYI: I have an old 911, and I was 100% sure I had an intermittent timing chain issue, as the sound was exactly like what you'd imagine a chain to sound like while running over a tensioner and the engine was at idle... Nope, it was just a valve in the oil system that rattled at certain temperatures and conditions.


