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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 07:46 AM
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Unhappy I HATE the W211 E500
Oh how i detest this car....
I am now obsesed with finding a way to get it...grrrr
lets see...
1) Find rich woman needing a boy toy...
2) Wil the lotto
3) rob a bank
4) find bin-laden; collect reward money
5) get huge raise at work...

oh man.... any suggestions?
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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Move to Newport beach, CA and use option number 1
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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 10:14 AM
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No.3) all the way! lol
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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 12:18 PM
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...Now, THIS is the way to "hate" a new model!!!
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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 12:26 PM
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Buy the e500 and live in it. That way rent and car payment is combined into one! You'll also have the nicest car and house around!
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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 01:21 PM
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Buy the e500 and live in it. That way rent and car payment is combined into one! You'll also have the nicest car and house around!
if that's your option, go for the Pullman! more leg room, and TV's as well as nice sound system....i guess you'll have to go swimming a lot to use the showers though..hehe
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Re: I HATE the W211 E500
Originally posted by Silver_Lana

1) Find rich woman needing a boy toy...
2) Wil the lotto
3) rob a bank
4) find bin-laden; collect reward money
5) get huge raise at work...
With the above mentioned options for getting quick cash you should at least be buying one or all of the upcoming supercharged E55, SL55, CL55 or S55. If you are going to dream - dream bigger and don't wish for just a E500. That is too modest. Your dreaming is not high enough!
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option 1 all the way.. and once you pull that off.. .make sure you post it on here how you did coz i've been trying to find a sugar momma for ever now
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I will start to investigate my options on monday.... i will let you know how that goes..
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Re: I HATE the W211 E500
Originally posted by Silver_Lana

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5) get huge raise at work...

oh man.... any suggestions?
6) find 6 more haters and split payments by seven. Every member of the gang will drive the car one day a week!
7) involve E500 in a car accident with you. Hopefully, good breaking ability of the new car will save your life. Then blackmail an owner to buy you a new car.
8) sell some parts of your body.
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#9) Become officer of large corporation, lie to stock holders and directors about profits, get them to pay and loan you millions based on false market cap, cash out your options at high water mark, then cite job stress and quit before the SEC closes in, and buy AMGE55 so you can keep moving fast enough to evade authorities, disgruntled employees and stockholders.
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hmr, don't forget the bullet-proofing of the car and runflat tires, you never know with some of those disgruntled shareholders.
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Old Aug 19, 2002 | 06:25 PM
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Originally posted by hmrdwn
#9) Become officer of large corporation, lie to stock holders and directors about profits, get them to pay and loan you millions based on false market cap, cash out your options at high water mark, then cite job stress and quit before the SEC closes in, and buy AMGE55 so you can keep moving fast enough to evade authorities, disgruntled employees and stockholders.
Now this option i can do....
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silver, im with u man!

after test driving the E500 i was almost crying driving home my honda
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silver, im with u man!

after test driving the E500 i was almost crying driving home my honda
Oh well... ever since i did donuts with the E500, i have been screeching my Cl type S into my parking spot over here at home... hehe.. trying to recreate some of that V8 oomph....
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