Off Topic (warning) the word condom is used!!
12-15-2004, 05:04 AM
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Off Topic (warning) the word condom is used!!
Church Organist
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint living room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. (no **** so far!!!)
As he sat facing her old pump organ, (is this it??) the young minister noticed a beautiful hand cut lead crystal glass bowl filled with water sitting on top of it. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the hand cut lead crystal glass bowl. “Oh, yes,” She replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through Torquay a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know….. I haven’t had a cold all winter!!”
Merry Christmas everyone,
Regards,
John
A mild, misty morning in Torquay
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint living room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. (no **** so far!!!)
As he sat facing her old pump organ, (is this it??) the young minister noticed a beautiful hand cut lead crystal glass bowl filled with water sitting on top of it. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the hand cut lead crystal glass bowl. “Oh, yes,” She replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through Torquay a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know….. I haven’t had a cold all winter!!”
Merry Christmas everyone,
Regards,
John
A mild, misty morning in Torquay
12-15-2004, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by glojo
Church Organist
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint living room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. (no **** so far!!!)
As he sat facing her old pump organ, (is this it??) the young minister noticed a beautiful hand cut lead crystal glass bowl filled with water sitting on top of it. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the hand cut lead crystal glass bowl. “Oh, yes,” She replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through Torquay a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know….. I haven’t had a cold all winter!!”
Merry Christmas everyone,
Regards,
John
A mild, misty morning in Torquay
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint living room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. (no **** so far!!!)
As he sat facing her old pump organ, (is this it??) the young minister noticed a beautiful hand cut lead crystal glass bowl filled with water sitting on top of it. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the hand cut lead crystal glass bowl. “Oh, yes,” She replied, “Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through Torquay a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know….. I haven’t had a cold all winter!!”
Merry Christmas everyone,
Regards,
John
A mild, misty morning in Torquay
