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Old Dec 22, 2023 | 04:32 PM
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hey mercedes?
yes, how may I help you?
tell me a joke.

have you done this? it used to tell good, random jokes. now it just says "german engineers don't joke with cars" whenever I ask.
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Old Dec 22, 2023 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by EL-34
hey mercedes?
yes, how may I help you?
tell me a joke.

have you done this? it used to tell good, random jokes. now it just says "german engineers don't joke with cars" whenever I ask.
Yep, the day I decided to show this to my wife, it got stuck on “German engineers ..” joke. Hope it’s a temporary glitch.
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Old Dec 23, 2023 | 02:43 AM
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Yep, the day I decided to show this to my wife, it got stuck on “German engineers ..” joke. Hope it’s a temporary glitch.
easy fix....plug in android auto and you will not run out of jokes.
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Old Dec 23, 2023 | 07:16 AM
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Yeah I noticed that also. That line still gets a laugh with a lot of passengers though.
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