It's just so easy. I mean it's not like riding around in the back of a Maybach like a Rothschild bankster easy money, but I can make a pretty decent pile of it laying down on my couch. Gotta feel sorry for all the schmucks who slave away their whole lives just to pay rent and buy food, and their mandated insurances, and then die broke. LOL Whadda buncha maroons...



Think I'm going to short the Nasdaq 100 next with SQQQ but the bubble hasn't inflated big enough just yet. When in Rome!

 

Thing I like about this kind of investing is nobody is even trying to keep up the appearance of a free market. The only way these can work at all is in a rigged market driven by MMs and their algorithms. So it's an honest racket, if that makes any sense. LOL

My question for the forum is which one of these piles of dookie is the steamiest? Please feel free to comment:

Looks like the Russell 2000 stinks the most today anyways

 

As I sit here shoveling buttermilk pancakes with real maple syrup and butter into my face, it occurs to me the real reason I like candlesticks so much: the opening and close prices are really bad data. I don't know how many times I've seen a stock that was way up pre-market tank on open when MMs start naked shorting with fake shares from the Dtcc. And I don't know how many times I've seen a stock that was way up all day tank into the close as daytraders hit the exits with their loot. The high and low tell you what you want to know. You can clearly see a buy algorithm at play on this chart when it bounces off EXACTLY two standard deviations from the moving average... so who fookin' cares what color the candles are? Not me!

 

It's like taking land from a Palestinian! Er, um, like taking candy from a baby I mean. I know its a thought crime to believe Palestine is a real country that has a right to exist and defend itself, so I apologize to The Ministry of Truth for spreading misinformation and disinformation. It'll never happened again.


I figure the Dow 30 are all too big to fail even if WW3 breaks out in the middle east so I'm just holding onto the schmucks who will be thrown under the bus when the dookie hits the fan.

 

Well I think I'm gonna cash out and tune out. I'm sure there's important stuff I need to know on TV -- like the King supports his banksters and the Pope supports his banksters too... yadda, yadda, yadda -- but I'd rather do some gardening. I'm almost done with the rose garden renovation. Had bricks left over from when the house was built two years ago, for $230K. So I used those and the border stones I already had to make a little wall. Came out nice and house is now worth $300K so it's also a profitable use of my time. Gotta feel sorry for all the schmeles who pay rent.