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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MerzadY_BoY
lexani, i barely know you, i don't want to start out having an enemy on a forum i just joined so lets put this imature **** behind us and forget about it. now is that fair? thought so, also, Im gay.
Again, fair enough. Im never out to make enemies, I just attract them. I'll put it behind us, and welcome to the boards.

LOL, kidding about the last line. Hahaha, couldn't resist!
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Again, fair enough. Im never out to make enemies, I just attract them because im a f@g. I'll put it behind us, and welcome to the boards.

LOL, kidding about the last line. Hahaha, couldn't resist!
ok sounds fair, your actually pretty funny
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by MerzadY_BoY
ok sounds fair, your actually pretty funny, im actually pretty gay, and your actually really sexy
Thanks? ...?
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Thanks, will you go out with me? ...?
ugh no
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
.... MB owners... no wonder I have considered the bimmer forums, they treat mb owners over there far better than they do their own "kin".

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what bimmer fourms u on?
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by MerzadY_BoY
ugh no, sorry sugar cakes, i already have a boyfriend.
Thanks for that, I'll log that away.
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MerzadY_BoY
what bimmer fourms u on?
Im not, but I have read through some, and all the Benz owners get treated far better than the BMW owners.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Im not, but I have read through some, and all the Benz owners get treated far better than the BMW owners.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 03:43 PM
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
God knows we have too many of them.
and we all know how you seem to bring out the best in them for some reason.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by deuce zer0
and we all know how you seem to bring out the best in them for some reason.
That can be argued against.
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 07:58 PM
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Lexani- you sure do have following, the left side and the right. BTW, I am surpirise the Moderator hasn't closed this thread yet.
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Thanks for that, I'll log that away...S-Clusiv what about you?
They have pills for people like you.. (sorry I had to get into it..)
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Old Mar 28, 2005 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
They have pills for people like you.. Trust me on this sweetheart, I take them daily, speaking of which-- I'll be getting to that momentairly.
Uh...intresting....
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Old Mar 28, 2005 | 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by adx
Lexani- you sure do have following, the left side and the right. BTW, I am surpirise the Moderator hasn't closed this thread yet.
I second your last line. However, may I ask: What do you mean, "left and right"? Like, uh... political spectrum, or something?
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Old Mar 28, 2005 | 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
Uh...intresting....Enzyte hasn't quite done it for my boyfriend, what shoud I do?
well Lexina, I cant help you on this one, I like females..ask Cedric1031.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
well Lexani, I can help you on this one, I like males..ask tuscanraider. Me and him get it on like no other.
I dont really care. Yeah.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
I second your last line. However, may I ask: What do you mean, "left and right"? Like, uh... political spectrum, or something?
It means that there are people who like you and those who don't. Don't let the one who don't get to you.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexani
I dont really care if you keyed my car and slashed my tires, I was gay yesterday and im going to be gay tomorrow. Yeah, I said it.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
Im sorry, but Im gay, and I fear the almighty Lexani. We all know he could destroy me without breaking a sweat.
Ah, finally you've come to your good senses.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 11:46 AM
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Ahmed
THOSE WHO BULLSHIIT DESERVE TO BE TURNED INTO A FORUM GIMP!

OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD ENTERTAIN US A LTTLE BIYAATCH?




.....
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 07:24 PM
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.....that'd turn me on, but as you have probably read, I'm more of a flame than your signature..thanks for that though
C'mon Lex!
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
C'mon Lex! Deeper, deeper!!!! Ohh-yeah!!! DEEPER!!!
Whoa. Im sorry, but Im not gay-- TuscanRaider will do it for you. I think.
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