***i just got a new phone and i just learned how to beef up the res*****

 

i like to see that we are on the same pg! oh, and i could tell that the S65 did pedal it becaus there was a split second of nothing but smoke behind her. lol

oh and for my spelling, i type fast so i dnot gvie a ****.

MRAK HAILMNOTL

jk

 

So I pull up at this light today, and that same punk kid in the F16 was there...

If it wern't for my traction problems...

 

***** much?? lol

mark

 

I try. :p

 

Again, I got behind the wheel of a car at the age of 15, coming up on 3 years of driving experience, Manhattan streets, are the best way to earn some ***** in driving, I have off-road 4x4 experience, sandy beaches, rivers and tough muddy terrain, don't assume **** jackass, I'd like to see how well you'd cope in NYC traffic.

Honestly I don't give a rats *** about grammar online, I just write to get a point across.

I just looked over your post history, and all you do is ***** and moan about everything. Something tells me I'm witnessing the phenomenon known as "Male PMS" from this guy over here. Seriously put a sock in it, if you don't have anything constructive to contribute to a post then keep it to your self.
Seeing that this will completely just fly over your head anyway, thanks for proving my point douche.

Prediction: He will criticize my "so called experience", will comment how I have no credibility, and something on judge of character..



One last thing, you are a hypocrite, can't even spell "you're" correctly

 

You havent been trying hard enough lately ... I have something big planned for this weekend!! :v :v :v :v

 

I meant to ask you about that... how is traction in your MKB? Is it worse then regular?

 

OK my 1 typo compared to your previous post riddled w/mistakes
But now it looks as if your MOMMY wrote this last post for you, tell her nice job! very creative use of words.
And what was I thinking.... Your driving history! Such extensive varied skills! (Hard years of New York city driving) topped off by some expert off-roading WOW! I really miss judged you Thanks for reviewing my posts you and your MOMMY, obviously learned something.....To bad you are so young and immature, you can't see how ridiculous you are trying so desperately to justify your driving history, as if the info you provided would make a difference. (Get this thru your skull, your a snot nosed diaper wearing kid living under your parents wings, you have nothing to offer here except some breif diversionary entertainment for me)

 

nice run..... ...if you want to hang with those cars or beat them......it time to take your car to brabus..... :v ...Just bought a Red 2002 SL 600......right now it at Brabus getting the 7.3 V12........with 580hp and 580tq........at Brabus for 2 month already.......

 

Damn where the hell have you been?

 

Who can argue with the ricker? He's over 17 and knows all the **** there is to know when it comes to driving. He has all the experience anyone could ever have when it comes to driving - decades and decades at least. Please, as a mater of respect for the ricker, before any of us even think of posting anything on this forum that even begins to imply that any of us are the expert drag racer that the ricker obviously is, we should all go back to school and get the undergraduate, graduate and doctoral degrees that the ricker has earned - and we should get them in multiple fields, just like the ricker did. We should also apologize en-masse for not being as expertly versed in the basics of life as the ricker is, and has been, since the age of at least seventeen. Everyone should also meticulously double check their posts before daring to submit them on the off chance that they might have a spelling error because that would mean that the ricker would have to take valuable time from his day in order to point out the error. And... so as not to leave the ricker feeling uncomplimented, don't you all agree that that was a wonderful quote about the swamp land and the bridge? I stand in awe of the brilliance and originality that it reflects on the part of the mental giant that was its author.

 

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You obviously must be in the age group of 15-20 years old to react so intelligently You know that wasn't the intonation of my post, I'm saying there's no chance that a 16-17 year old can be an authority on anything besides zit cream, and wet dreams, let alone driving experience we all know how high insurance rates are when your that young, Do you think it's because there such good drivers and know all after only a couple years behind the wheel? Please shut-up now.... As far as me correcting these children on their abuse of the english language, it's not for just 1 or 2 errors go back and re-read their posts it's as if english is their 2nd language it's truly pathetic to see them carrying on barely able to write a legible post at that age!

 

Did I waste your time sweetheart If your only looking for substance worth while may I suggest you stick w/Wall Street Journal? This is a public forum you panzie ***!! :v If you don't like it why don't you shove that thumb idea up your A**

 

"... rates when your that young..." actually the correct sentence would have been "rates when you're that young" (you're being the contraction of you are)

"... because there such good drivers..." actually the correct sentence would have been " because they're such good drivers" (they're being the contraction of they are)

and also, the word English should be capitalized.

Lastly - avoid assuming anything.

 

You must be an English, english, teacher Oh master, what must I do to become as pompous as you? I'm but the pupil now, please impart more of your wisdom so I will be as complete as you

 

Ricker.... Shut the F*** up already!!! If you hate reading Red's race stories so much, why even bother opening the link??

 

Group Advice:

It's Friday. . . go have a beer and some nookie.

 

Word!! That's exactly what I'm doing tonite!!

 

Right on.

 

We both know the S65, the M3 and the 430 is in a completly different league than the SL500.

But how much time do the SL500 use to app 20 mph, cant be much more than 1,5 sec, if the SL500 jumps the gun by 0,5 sec or maybe a bit less, I would belive it may be in front by 20 mph..

My guess is that the SL500 would use not much more than 5 meters (maybe less) to reach 20 mph, a few tenth of head start would put him in the lead the first 5 meters.

At least it does not sound impossible for me.....

 

Have not checked but I would be supprised if the M3 and the 430 have more torque than the SL500, my guess is that they have less.

Also I do NOT belive any woman would switch off the ASC, DSC or what they are called in the Benz world, meaning the S65 would not spinn at all during launch.....

 

....

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

"And on tonights show-- did you really race that guy or are you full of ****!? Please welcome our first guest, Redmongoose."

(appluase)

"Welcome to the show, Red."

"Thanks Jerry."

"So Red, whats the problem?"

"Well Jerry, I keep racing these awesome cars and post the stories online, and this one guy, thericker55, is a stupid ****-faced donkey and keeps saying I didn't!"

"Mhmm..."

"And, well you know, I just want it to stop."

"Well, Red, we have suprise for you, thericker55, as it were, is backstage and he heard everything you just said-- with subtitles, so he now knows you cant SPELL!"

(without any warning thericker comes on stage-- 'boos' following. He angrly gets in Red's face; Steve stands up and gets in between them.)

(Thericker; anger creeps in his tone)
"You idiot-- you're 17! How dare you say you've raced those vehicles before I!? You ****in' twerp ****in ***** *** ****er!"

"What!? Who are you to tell me who I've raced an who I haven't! I have pictures! Jerry put them on the widescreen!"

"Well, lets calm down, Ricker, what do you say to these pictures?"

(Pictures appear on the widescreen; audience muttering)

(one audience member wearing a "NOTKTS" shirt stands up.)

"Those are googilzed!"

(Red takes this as a direct challenge)

"What!? I just got a new camera you imbecile!"

(Another member with a Lexani shirt, stands up and runs infront of the camera before anyfurther event develops)

(Whispering to the camera; hysterical and oblivous to whats going on)
"Its that F16. That punk, he cant be past 16... he probably doesn't even know how to accelerate in that thing."

(Jerry, although rather amused...)

"Security!"

(The "Lexani" member looks and dashes out the building yelling like a mad man before security could apprehend him.)

"Anyways, Ricker you were saying?"

"Yeah, Jerry, look at this kid. He probably cant spell, obviously isn't smart, and well... well HE's LIEING!"

"If you dont like my stories you shouldn't read them!"

(silent)

(Lost for words he barely speaks)
"Well...well you sitll cnat sepll!"

"Ricker you cant spell either man."

"What are you my teacher!? Leave my spelling out of this!"

(silence)

"Ricker, Red, Im just going to play devils advocate, why dont you two just ignore each other? Can one of you not stand knowing the other gets more respect?"

"F**k you Jerry! Red-- He cnat sepll gdomadn it! And we all know, racers onl race people my age! Not young people! WTF!?"

(Ricker takes a strike at Red and the crowd goes wild! )

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"

"Ok, we'll be right back..."

.................

"Ok, were back, and on todays show we've seen it all! 'Cept Lexani, who knows were he went, anyways, my final thought..."

(it really gets quiet)

"Wether we raced anyone or not is not really the problem here, its knowing that the person who (if) lied about it, got away with it! It hurts our ego, and we cant seem to let go, but if we tried adding that person onto our ignore list, and never hearing from them again, wouldn't that make it go away? In the end, what we dont know cant hurt us. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other, have a good night."

(Appluase)

"And on tomorrows show, is Lexani a prodigy, or is he a poser? Join us for that special show."

Fade out.

:p

I think this can work, I mean Jerry is rigged right? Im making the call... oh and *disclaimer* I remain nuetral and anxiously await episode two.

 

You found a creative way to skirt around *******g w/me, Oh well looks like I'm showing up to the meet after all to your ***!! Just kidding very funny stuff, I'm taking Vomits advice cold beer and sex w/ the lady
I'll still be at the meet though hopefully in a good mood