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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Killed a C240

I know all of you will give me flack, but I'll take it. You AMG owners can't have all the fun

Pulling up next to the 240 at a light, where the lanes merge after a quarter mile or so... Guy and his girlfriend glance over while waiting for the light to change. Suddenly I hear him revving the engine while looking over, and he punches it as the light changes. I was thinking "wha?", so I punch it too. Not only did I immediately erase his advantage, I pulled away from him as if he had an anchor dragging in the pavement. He must have been 20 car lengths behind as I slowed down to make my turnoff. And then he did the ricer flyby as I made the turn. What a loon.

You all know an E430 is no fast car, but obviously it could be worse. :p
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 12:35 PM
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What kind of a sick barstard kills a fellow Benz?

j/k nice kill, but still...
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 01:25 PM
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I killed one of those slow *** things in my 95 C 280 once (don't get me wrong, I don't think my car is fast or anything and I don't do this often). It was funny cause it was kinda the same situation: pull up next to a guy and his wife, he looks at me, we both punch it, you know the rest. I think the funniest thing was that we were on the road that goes right by the Benz dealer in Midland and I think he went right there after I smoked his *** to trade his car in. "I got smoked by a ten year old C-class, what the **** is this ****!?"
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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I killed one of those slow *** things in my 95 C 280 once (don't get me wrong, I don't think my car is fast or anything and I don't do this often). It was funny cause it was kinda the same situation: pull up next to a guy and his wife, he looks at me, we both punch it, you know the rest. I think the funniest thing was that we were on the road that goes right by the Benz dealer in Midland and I think he went right there after I smoked his *** to trade his car in. "I got smoked by a ten year old C-class, what the **** is this ****!?"
lol! I had a '95 C280 as well. 190 horses of thundering power!
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 02:27 PM
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no offense intended...but who brags about killing a C240...I guess the more appropriate question...who in a C240 challenges anyone to a race?

ok ok...so I was guilty of it against an IS300 once (I might add I won), but I would definitley not challenge a 430 anything.

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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
no offense intended...but who brags about killing a C240...I guess the more appropriate question...who in a C240 challenges anyone to a race?

ok ok...so I was guilty of it against an IS300 once (I might add I won), but I would definitley not challenge a 430 anything.

I'm not bragging. He started it.
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
no offense intended...but who brags about killing a C240...I guess the more appropriate question...who in a C240 challenges anyone to a race?

ok ok...so I was guilty of it against an IS300 once (I might add I won), but I would definitley not challenge a 430 anything.

ditto..

240 has to be one of the slowest cars out there
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 08:36 PM
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ditto..

240 has to be one of the slowest cars out there
C230K
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 08:41 PM
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Compared to most other Mercedes yes the C240 and C230 are slow. but if you compare them to other cars made today they are quick little things. I bet the C240 and C230 could kill at least 80% or more of the cars on the road. On a short search i could only find data from an 01 C320 and an 02 C230, and the C230 is only two tenths of a second behind in the 1/4mile.
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 10:50 PM
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I know all of you will give me flack, but I'll take it. You AMG owners can't have all the fun

Pulling up next to the 240 at a light, where the lanes merge after a quarter mile or so... Guy and his girlfriend glance over while waiting for the light to change. Suddenly I hear him revving the engine while looking over, and he punches it as the light changes. I was thinking "wha?", so I punch it too. Not only did I immediately erase his advantage, I pulled away from him as if he had an anchor dragging in the pavement. He must have been 20 car lengths behind as I slowed down to make my turnoff. And then he did the ricer flyby as I made the turn. What a loon.

You all know an E430 is no fast car, but obviously it could be worse. :p
Heh I know what you mean, I had a ML320 trying to race me.. Fun to toy with, and then open up the taps to crush any amount of ego they have.
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 11:19 PM
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Oh no.....the 230K's got more ***** than the 240.
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Old Nov 27, 2005 | 11:23 PM
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ditto..

240 has to be one of the slowest cars out there
I was given a C240 as a loaner car when I brought my car in for service........not much spunk, true..., but I'll take it over a Kia.
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoop55
Oh no.....the 230K's got more ***** than the 240.
Off the line maybe, but at higher speeds, say starting at around 80, the 240 will take a 230K anyday
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
Off the line maybe, but at higher speeds, say starting at around 80, the 240 will take a 230K anyday
Really? I wouldn't have guessed that...but o.k.
I just assumed the Kompressor would have the edge at any speed.
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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that is what i thought at first as well, but I have seen it proven otherwise several times
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
Off the line maybe, but at higher speeds, say starting at around 80, the 240 will take a 230K anyday
At higher speeds, say around 80, is where the supercharger starts working on the 230K, my money's on it over the C 240. Probably get a higher top speed in the 240, but not by much.
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by davis449
Probably get a higher top speed in the 240, but not by much.
Maybe that is the difference...I am not arguing numbers as I have nothing to back it up, I am just reporting what I have seen
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
no offense intended...but who brags about killing a C240...I guess the more appropriate question...who in a C240 challenges anyone to a race?

ok ok...so I was guilty of it against an IS300 once (I might add I won), but I would definitley not challenge a 430 anything.

AMEN!!
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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Oh good grief, lets not start arguing about which snail is faster. This horse has been beaten dead on this forum. The C240 WILL beat a C230K at higher speeds, and the C230K will win at lower speeds, but BOTH Will loose to this beast


As for the 240 winning at higher speeds, it happens because the supercharger which 230K owners run back to as incontroverable proof that their car is superior is unfortunately bolted on top of 1, 2, 3, 4 cylinders, so the car runs out of steam past 80ish.

Precedent...
https://mbworld.org/forums/showthrea...30k+c240+video
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
Maybe that is the difference...I am not arguing numbers as I have nothing to back it up, I am just reporting what I have seen
Same here, I'm just basing mine on personal experience also. No more debate.
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Man...that dude on the trike looks like he is out for some blood. I would definitley not line up next to him
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 02:25 PM
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Old Nov 28, 2005 | 04:22 PM
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hahahahahaha, that is SO good
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Man...that dude on the trike looks like he is out for some blood. I would definitley not line up next to him
Yeah, but he's got too much wind drag from those handlebar tassles...I think my scooter will take him from 3mph on.
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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 01:54 AM
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Hey, that trike driver kind of looked like the C240 driver.

Sorry, just catching up...

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