Thericker

Glad you got a kick out of it man....I figured I had to laugh at myself a little considering all that went down...

Lexani

LMAO! Thread not dead yet.

Idiot on forum:

Can your mercedes do this...
(crosses fingers and prays)

Renn:
Actually, yes.

Idiot on forum:
(damn)...



And whose the new queer with the WRX Drag Monster thats already calling people out?

Well Renn, you successfully inherited the Lexani gene, you are now cursed with everyone hating you before they know you-- enjoy!

Thericker

I love C6-Z06 but where in the hell did these new little trolls pop out of? To damn late to help me + flat-out stupid posts

RennTechV12

The car ran 11.6, that beats all but the most skilled drivers of a stock C6Z.

What does the Z have to do with this anyway?

Post your 14second time slips Scooby doo-doo

Lexani

Ok, ok, let's stop the insulting...

I'm dying of thirst and can't take a drink dammit.

"scooby doo-doo" :p

Lexani

lmao, mostly the second one.

MrH00nel2

and i thought people ith BMW's were pathetic.

ok since you can only come back with "show me some vids of your drag wrx" when i bash your driving.. i will make some vids

i it will clearly show you how to drive. take notes, when watching

fyi, track opens back up in march 4. too bad you have to wait that long to take pointers

Thericker

That's who I was talking about also

newton22

I'd think the S600 weighs more around 4500-4600 lbs.

RennTechV12

I weigh 275 plus a full tank of fuel...approx 5000lbs

RennTechV12

No slips to post? No older video?

I figured that such a skilled, seasoned and veteran driver such as yourself would have something to post to display your incredible skills

Lexani

You thought wrong.

Ok, be sure to pull a trailer on the back of your WRX to even the weight of the S600.

I have my notepad ready.

Oh bullocks, how convienent for you. You come in here, guns blazing, talking about how others can't drive, and than when you're asked to post something- even a timeslip- you can't, and claim the track only opens on March 4. Leaving you a perfect time-window to slip away and never come back here.

Come on dude, you must own the track the way you talk, where are your previous timeslips?

lowphat

MrH00 -

4 Banger vs. Renn's bicycle

"Drag Queen WRX" vs. '04 SL600 RennTech-675hp / 910lb/ft 11.43@122

H4 @ 35psi vs. '57 Chevy BelAir ProStreet - 1139hp / 1233lb/ft 1/4mi: low 8's

There seems to be something available in the reality stable to match all of the transformations occurring in your playschool playhouse fantasy driver profile.

At this point I don't think it really matters whether you are a tuner, shop owner, professional driver, all three or even whether you own the car described in your profile or not - it's just great that you've decided to grace us with your humble presence and that you've done so much to revive this thread! I mean what you're really saying is that Renn's S600, with 2 ½ tons of rolling palatial comfort, is even FASTER than 11.43@122..... and I thought WRX's were pathetic.... so I guess thank you for coming over to our forum and enlightening us all by pointing out that benzes are even faster than we (benz owners) thought.

Lexani

RennTechV12

And here I am so naively thinking that running mid 11's in a 5000lb car with auto trans, no LSD, a 1.7 60' time, a 2.65 to 1 gear ratio and 80f weather was pretty good. Guess that shows that after my 2000 some odd passes down the drag strip, I know nothing compared to Scooby doo doo.

Looks like the NHRA had better revoke my 7.50 license

Pacific NW Guy

you sound fat, how tall are you? nothing personal but if you have all this cash, (i mean you even took a pic of you black amex and put it in the web) could you not get a personal trainer?

at 275 i do not even beleive you would fit into the GT.....

RennTechV12

I'm 6'5" with a 36" waist. Have no problem getting into any of the cars.

Thanks for the concern.

Man, this thread really seems to attract all of the weirdos with waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

Pacific NW Guy

weirdo with extra time i am not just making an observation. even at 6'5" i still think you are chunky. sorry just being honest.

by the way even if you were born with a silver spoon it does not matter. the other guy was just jealous as am i in a way so that is why i am calling you fat.

sorry!

dragonAMG

Why are you concerned with his weight???? Do you go on internet forums to pick up guys?

Chiggro

i'm just wondering RennTechV12, exactly what is your career too own these fine luxurious automobiles.. i am very curious. i would love to own a stable equivalent to yours, in the future that is.

Iron Sheik

Yahhh sooo I guess me being 5'9 and approaching 190... I'm a real lard *** too huh???
Plz do something better with your time rather than make fun of someone's weight when u do not even know what they look like!!! =)

Iron Sheik

Chiggro

i agree, they could be a roid monkey, and be all muscle and weigh alot.. not anybody on this forum is a roid monkey.. but they could be muscular and built

Can Drive 55

I think it's cool. Very cool. Good job, my man.

blackbenzz

Hey lowphat, I was at a euro meet the other day and a guy with a M3 started talkin to me and he said he sees this silver CLK with lorinser kit all the time in NOVA. He said he tried to run you but you CRUSHED him! Stop terrorizing m3's!!!!!!!!! lollllllll keep up the good work bro!

wnycec

we have sisters in the house?

Roll Call!!!!