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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:00 PM
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E350 vs M3

OK I know what the facts are, the M is faster! That of course is not the point of my thread so here is the story...

I am driving on I-5 and see a black 3 series peaking it's head repeatedly around a semi trying to find an opening to pass and seize up the suprised competion when he blows by! Reminded me of a child playing peak a boo!

He finally makes a break and it turns out to be a nicely cleaned and darkly tinted M3. There was a good amount of traffic so a straight line power for power race was not possible. Instead we did a little weaving and shooting of sizeable gaps for a few miles. He then breaks through an opening that was quickly closing and at entry was about 2 feet bigger than his car. I of course let off and saw him speed away.

From there I took some initiative to sneak up behind over the next few miles of heavy traffic. I saw my exit come and go but at this point the chase was on and my heart was beating so I had to put Nordstroms on hold!

Coming into an area of turns and bridges I shoot by and leave him no where to go. He tries to use the M POWER to no avail as my cunning has put him in a place where power is useless and he has no gap to get through. A split approaches and he gives me a beep in defeat and turns off to buy another Dinan mod and maybe some new struts as a base 350 just showed him what driving is all about!
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 07:45 PM
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The disturbing part of this story is that you blew off Nordstrom's!!
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:52 AM
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i'm not sure if I follow the story completely...

but I'm pretty sure the M3 would be pissed off after you getting the last punch.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 03:09 PM
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exactly

the M3 would be pissed off after you getting the last punch

the point of the whole story!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pacific NW Guy

Coming into an area of turns and bridges I shoot by and leave him no where to go. He tries to use the M POWER to no avail as my cunning has put him in a place where power is useless and he has no gap to get through. A split approaches and he gives me a beep in defeat and turns off to buy another Dinan mod and maybe some new struts as a base 350 just showed him what driving is all about!
lol.. that's equalivalent to me beating a parked ferrari, it had no where to go. j/k.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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hehe, I can see this happening in rush hour traffic where each car is jockeying for position while they are inching along @ 5mph....
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 06:07 PM
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Wow you really beat an M3
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 06:34 PM
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 07:18 PM
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Wow. The M3 guy must've not known what he was doing, or traffic was really that bad.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by monstaloc
get hyphy
Put yo stunna shades on!!!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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Shake them dreaddzzz

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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
Shake them dreaddzzz
Now show ya grill!!!
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 12:23 AM
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Whatever there's gas in...
Doorz open maan
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 12:58 AM
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Now watch em swang
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 01:23 AM
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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the story

Originally Posted by MJ1133
Wow you really beat an M3
was meant to be somewhat funny.....everyone here is too serious. i did win though and once I did i cut a small tick mark in my dash with a knife!

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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pacific NW Guy
was meant to be somewhat funny.....everyone here is too serious. i did win though and once I did i out a small tick mark in my dash with a knife!
Same here, I've got enough ticks to last a life time, I beat corvettes, ferraris, lambos, many exotics, but I think I had an advantage, I was in the carpool lane during rush hour.
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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Whatever there's gas in...
I beat a Murci on foot one time I saw one parked on Rodeo Dr. now THAT takes precision.
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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You outsmarted another driver who clearly had the automotive advantage. Nice work.
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 07:17 PM
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wow

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You outsmarted another driver who clearly had the automotive advantage. Nice work.
someone on the same page cerebrally as i am! Nice, i actually thought about writing POTENTIAL kill stories. Today for instance I ran into a brand new Saleen on the open highway. I thought to myself IF I HAD A 55 or 65 this would happen.....problem is no one here is interested in ficti on!
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 09:05 PM
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
I beat a Murci on foot one time I saw one parked on Rodeo Dr. now THAT takes precision.
DAMN!! I beat one ghost ridin' the whip!!
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Old Apr 1, 2006 | 10:24 PM
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Whatever there's gas in...
But were you wearin' the stunna shades?
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Old Apr 2, 2006 | 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by S-Clusiv
But were you wearin' the stunna shades?
Hell yeah!
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Old Apr 2, 2006 | 01:52 AM
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Whatever there's gas in...
Now THAT'S SUPA HYPHY!!!!!!!!
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