First kill in E63
05-19-2007, 08:49 AM
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First kill in E63
And a lame one at that...
Leaving the Dr.'s office in N/N.J.,Im waiting to make a right out of the parking lot so I look over my shoulder to the left before I pullout & I see a black Jaguar w dark tinted windows suddenly slow down as it's approaching me.I can't pullout til he passes me as he's heading the same direction I need to go.Dude slows down to like 5mph(it's a 40mph road)&starts eyeballin me&the 63.After he rolls by he floors it&shoots down the road....I kinda chuckle to myself like "whatever bro"...
I make my right turn&drive about a 1/2mile and slow down for the yellow light I'm approaching which now turns red.It's a 2-lane at the light&then merges to 1 lane about 1/8mi ahead.As I come to a slow stop I see the Jag is the 1st car at the stoplight in the left lane.I pull up alongside and saw XJ-R with an Arden(Jag tuner) emblem underneath.It was a sharp looking car,and it comes w 400 supercharged HP from the factory.I wondered if it actually had any Arden mods to it(that particular area in N.J. has alot of money&it's not uncommon to see Ferrari's,AMG's,M's,997TT's etc rollin by).The exhaust burble sounded pretty deep so he may in fact had some mods but who knows.
I look over at the passenger side&see a young&very hot Vanessa Marcil look-alike in the window. She adjusts her sunglasses to get a better look at the E,so I smile at her&she half smiles back.She then looks at her b/f&they both start laughing....Now I get a good look at the driver,he's probably 18-20yrs old& he shoots me this arrogant look like:"you drive a piece of **** Mercedes" and starts cracking up.....
The light turns green he jumps.I jump w half throttle & he's alongside of me,I back off slightly just for ****s&giggles and the E shifts from 1st to 3rd
A little prod on the pedal has me alongside him again.Now were approaching the merge&he's full-on without a doubt.Were doing no more then 40mph at this point.I decide to just mash the pedal&end this non-sense,the 63 downshifts&literally launches itself 10-15 cars ahead of the Arden Jaguar.I look at the speedo&it says 78mph.Game over.He flicks his brights at me(most likely motherf*#@ing me)and as quickly as it happened it was over.
I realized afterwards I had the a/c blasting the whole time
Hardly a race,but so far it's the only action I've seen.
Leaving the Dr.'s office in N/N.J.,Im waiting to make a right out of the parking lot so I look over my shoulder to the left before I pullout & I see a black Jaguar w dark tinted windows suddenly slow down as it's approaching me.I can't pullout til he passes me as he's heading the same direction I need to go.Dude slows down to like 5mph(it's a 40mph road)&starts eyeballin me&the 63.After he rolls by he floors it&shoots down the road....I kinda chuckle to myself like "whatever bro"...
I make my right turn&drive about a 1/2mile and slow down for the yellow light I'm approaching which now turns red.It's a 2-lane at the light&then merges to 1 lane about 1/8mi ahead.As I come to a slow stop I see the Jag is the 1st car at the stoplight in the left lane.I pull up alongside and saw XJ-R with an Arden(Jag tuner) emblem underneath.It was a sharp looking car,and it comes w 400 supercharged HP from the factory.I wondered if it actually had any Arden mods to it(that particular area in N.J. has alot of money&it's not uncommon to see Ferrari's,AMG's,M's,997TT's etc rollin by).The exhaust burble sounded pretty deep so he may in fact had some mods but who knows.
I look over at the passenger side&see a young&very hot Vanessa Marcil look-alike in the window. She adjusts her sunglasses to get a better look at the E,so I smile at her&she half smiles back.She then looks at her b/f&they both start laughing....Now I get a good look at the driver,he's probably 18-20yrs old& he shoots me this arrogant look like:"you drive a piece of **** Mercedes" and starts cracking up.....
The light turns green he jumps.I jump w half throttle & he's alongside of me,I back off slightly just for ****s&giggles and the E shifts from 1st to 3rd
A little prod on the pedal has me alongside him again.Now were approaching the merge&he's full-on without a doubt.Were doing no more then 40mph at this point.I decide to just mash the pedal&end this non-sense,the 63 downshifts&literally launches itself 10-15 cars ahead of the Arden Jaguar.I look at the speedo&it says 78mph.Game over.He flicks his brights at me(most likely motherf*#@ing me)and as quickly as it happened it was over.I realized afterwards I had the a/c blasting the whole time
Hardly a race,but so far it's the only action I've seen.
05-20-2007, 01:04 AM
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sweeet kill man - i love how u just toyed with him b4 killing him. I also beat my friend yesterday from a red light however my car is not nearly as awesome as yours and i only beat a stupid 02 stock sebring, lol
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05-20-2007, 01:11 PM
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08 S65, 06 M3 CS(stick), 02 BMW X5 4.6iS, 07 R1 Raven, 08 F-450 4x4, 08 CooperS JCW
With a guy that sounded as much of a dumbass as him, i would've gone WOT from the get-go.
