advans VS taxi (advans FTW!!!!)
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advans VS taxi (advans FTW!!!!)
Hi all,
This is not just a "Kill Story" but more of a ADVANS FTW, TAXI GUY PWNED Story.
So heres the deal...
it started when I was TURNING LEFT, its a two way, two lane on each side. I was obviously on the left lane, with my signal. and the taxi is on the right lane, which can only go straight.
so when green light came up, this idiot pulled a hard left, and I nearly hit him! SOOO we both stopped I honked the ***** out of him, and he "cursed me out"...That kinda ticked me off...
so...I went in front of him, and drove normal speed, and that fu*ker was tailing me, honking and "flashing his lights", yelling "GO GO GO, F-ing *******"....
then at near the next street, its a 2 lane merge into one lane (right merge left)... so that F-er was on the right lane, and I have the right of way again, on the left lane. and his car was like 2 inches away from my car...and he had his window opened, stuck his head out, started screaming at me.....
so I closed my window, and pressed...the....SPRAY NOZZLE...
that guy got SOOOO PISSED OFF, HIS FACE WAS ALL WET WITH WINDEX!!!
the guy with the VAN in back of us, watching the hole thing, he started LAUGHING REALLY HARD! STUCK OUT HIS THUMB AND SAID "GOOD *****!!!!"
so ADVANS FTW!!!
This is not just a "Kill Story" but more of a ADVANS FTW, TAXI GUY PWNED Story.
So heres the deal...
it started when I was TURNING LEFT, its a two way, two lane on each side. I was obviously on the left lane, with my signal. and the taxi is on the right lane, which can only go straight.
so when green light came up, this idiot pulled a hard left, and I nearly hit him! SOOO we both stopped I honked the ***** out of him, and he "cursed me out"...That kinda ticked me off...
so...I went in front of him, and drove normal speed, and that fu*ker was tailing me, honking and "flashing his lights", yelling "GO GO GO, F-ing *******"....
then at near the next street, its a 2 lane merge into one lane (right merge left)... so that F-er was on the right lane, and I have the right of way again, on the left lane. and his car was like 2 inches away from my car...and he had his window opened, stuck his head out, started screaming at me.....
so I closed my window, and pressed...the....SPRAY NOZZLE...
that guy got SOOOO PISSED OFF, HIS FACE WAS ALL WET WITH WINDEX!!!
the guy with the VAN in back of us, watching the hole thing, he started LAUGHING REALLY HARD! STUCK OUT HIS THUMB AND SAID "GOOD *****!!!!"
so ADVANS FTW!!!
