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Old Apr 24, 2009 | 03:55 PM
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Finally something fair..

I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his *** down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.
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Old Apr 24, 2009 | 04:04 PM
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You're lucky he didn't have direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. He'd have taken your car, lady and respect.
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Old Apr 24, 2009 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakew903
I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his *** down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.
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If you don't mind me asking(cause I am looking at a few) but how many miles on your 500e?
Any problems?
How about getting parts?
Bruce
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Old Apr 24, 2009 | 04:51 PM
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Old Apr 24, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Lassiter
You're lucky he didn't have direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. He'd have taken your car, lady and respect.
That is funny.... finally something to laugh it in a Kill thread today...

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Old Apr 25, 2009 | 01:56 AM
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Jake
If you don't mind me asking(cause I am looking at a few) but how many miles on your 500E?
Any problems?
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I have 89.000 Miles on my 500E. All I fixed was a misfiring problem, and an oil leak.
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Old Apr 25, 2009 | 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Jakew903
I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his *** down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.
Maybe you shouldn't be so cocky.."Think you can beat this?"

I don't even know what I'd say if I raced someone who sounded like you..
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Old Apr 25, 2009 | 05:48 PM
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Wow, sounds like a fourth grade fiction assignment.
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Old Apr 26, 2009 | 01:14 PM
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Hey, thought it'd be nice to post my kill story, not knowing I'd be VERBALLY attacked. Oh well, I guess no one should post any damned kill story's these days.
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Old Apr 27, 2009 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Jakew903
I have 89.000 Miles on my 500E. All I fixed was a misfiring problem, and an oil leak.
Thanks Jake.
Bensalem not far at all from me. I am near in Trenton, and hang at times in Levitown area.
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