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Old May 25, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ProjectC55
Willlllllllllllllllllllllll! What's up.

Also I'm sure you'd eat his food! He's totally sleeping on my car as well.

I'm sure with the other lil tricks you did there would be no question.


He only likes to take his car up to 110mph and shut her down. Once you start piulling on his *** he stops.
For the last time that 40-120 with your c55 conversion you got me less then a car. With all your mods your car is a disappointment. End of story.
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Old May 25, 2009 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
Hey, I had him by atleast 2 cars plus my car had some technical issues that I didn't know of at the time. It would be a totally different ball game now...
That 40-120 your modded 300c srt-8 you got me 1 1/2 cars. Whats with this technical bull****? You never brought that up. You even showed me your time slip which was mid 12s @113+
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Old May 26, 2009 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
That 40-120 your modded 300c srt-8 you got me 1 1/2 cars. Whats with this technical bull****? You never brought that up. You even showed me your time slip which was mid 12s @113+
Clogged cats buddy, I didn't know until months after when my tuner could not understand why my car was not running how it was suppose to at the track. We removed the cats, inspected them and BINGO they were all chewed up. If you want to run again I guaranty I will stretch you like a fat woman's panty... you mention a slip, I have a few new one's... I'm trapping a lot higher with the same mods as before. I refuse to be a internet gangsta so meet me in mexico whenever you're ready...
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Old May 26, 2009 | 07:16 PM
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Are you guys friends that rag on each other, or not friends at all. It's a bit tough to tell.
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Old May 26, 2009 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
Clogged cats buddy, I didn't know until months after when my tuner could not understand why my car was not running how it was suppose to at the track. We removed the cats, inspected them and BINGO they were all chewed up. If you want to run again I guaranty I will stretch you like a fat woman's panty... you mention a slip, I have a few new one's... I'm trapping a lot higher with the same mods as before. I refuse to be a internet gangsta so meet me in mexico whenever you're ready...
My air filters were dirty. Its the original one which had 42K+ miles when I ran you. Well since your cats were shot. I assume you got high flows. I don't think you put OEM cats.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
My air filters were dirty. Its the original one which had 42K+ miles when I ran you. Well since your cats were shot. I assume you got high flows. I don't think you put OEM cats.

Since you changed your dirty filter you should be able to beat me now.

I replaced them with the same cats as before. Like I said, whenever you're ready to race from ANY speed meet me in mexico.

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Old May 27, 2009 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mister Brenton
Are you guys friends that rag on each other, or not friends at all. It's a bit tough to tell.
Annoying either way.......
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Old May 27, 2009 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
Since you changed your dirty filter you should be able to beat me now.

I replaced them with the same cats as before. Like I said, whenever you're ready to race from ANY speed meet me in mexico.
When did I say I will beat you? You know where I will be.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
Clogged cats buddy, I didn't know until months after when my tuner could not understand why my car was not running how it was suppose to at the track. We removed the cats, inspected them and BINGO they were all chewed up. If you want to run again I guaranty I will stretch you like a fat woman's panty... you mention a slip, I have a few new one's... I'm trapping a lot higher with the same mods as before. I refuse to be a internet gangsta so meet me in mexico whenever you're ready...
Wait something is fishy. Your trapping much higher even with the same mods?
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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
When did I say I will beat you? You know where I will be.
I never said you said that Jong. Please read my statement carefully. I said you "should" be able to and of course thats sarcasm. Anyone in their right mind will be able to figure that out.

When you are ready to stop posting and meet in mexico let me know.

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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Wait something is fishy. Your trapping much higher even with the same mods?

Jong,

Since you gave this in your previous post I'm guessing you don't understand how a internal combustion engine operates. Since you're ignorance is so clear I'll explain it in very simple terms with minimal words why I can run faster times with higher traps with the same mods. With exhuast flow being resticted(in my case from bad cats) the car was choking. When the cats was replaced it was a totally different animal.


Again Jong, meet me in Mexico and stop posting...whatever race you want......

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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
Jong,

Since you gave this in your previous post I'm guessing you don't understand how a internal combustion engine operates. Since you're ignorance is so clear I'll explain it in very simple terms with minimal words why I can run faster times with higher traps with the same mods. With exhuast flow being resticted(in my case from bad cats) the car is choking.
First of all my name is Jon Also you mean with just intake,exh and tune your gaining 60hp!? Your full of it! Your car is over 4200lbs and you don't have FI
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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
First of all my name is Jon Also you mean with just intake,exh and tune your gaining 60hp!? Your full of it! Your car is over 4200lbs and you don't have FI

When did I say a HP number? Jon or Jong whatever your name is I really don't care...bring your car out and stop posting.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:49 PM
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My friends 02 WS6 ram air 6spd with air lid,headers,full exh,tune he gained 30whp. His car is about 34xxlbs which traps 112+ runs like yours. Stock it traps 108mph.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
When did I say a HP number? Jon or Jong whatever your name is I really don't care...bring your car out and stop posting.
Your saying you trap much higher then your 113? Thats more then 5mph than stock. Do the math thats at least 60hp increase with your heavy 42xx car.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
My friends 02 WS6 ram air 6spd with air lid,headers,full exh,tune he gained 30whp. His car is about 34xxlbs which traps 112+ runs like yours. Stock it traps 108mph.
Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Your saying you trap much higher then your 113? Thats more then 5mph than stock. Do the math thats at least 60hp increase with your heavy 42xx car.
You can paper race and play the guessing game on how much hp I have all you want. Again JONG, mexico and any race you want...
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Old May 27, 2009 | 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
You can paper race and play the guessing game on how much hp I have all you want. Again JONG, mexico and any race you want...
I'm not wasting my time with a bull**** artist
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Old May 27, 2009 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Your saying you trap much higher then your 113? Thats more then 5mph than stock. Do the math thats at least 60hp increase with your heavy 42xx car.
Also people who spell my name wrong is a moron.
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Old May 27, 2009 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
You can paper race and play the guessing game on how much hp I have all you want. Again JONG, mexico and any race you want...
Oops! Its Jon. Whats with the Jong? Think your funny?
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Old May 27, 2009 | 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
I'm not wasting my time with a bull**** artist
It's ok, I can understand you being scared, but the offer still stands if you ever decided to "sack up".

Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Also people who spell my name wrong is a moron.
Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
Oops! Its Jon. Whats with the Jong? Think your funny?
Whatever you name is I don't care. Got it Mr internet gansta...
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Old May 28, 2009 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by nyc_srt8
It's ok, I can understand you being scared, but the offer still stands if you ever decided to "sack up".





Whatever you name is I don't care. Got it Mr internet gansta...
I was looking at dragtimes.com and the 300c srt-8 with intake,high flow cats,exh,tune trapped 113+ thats the fastest bolton 300c srt-8 so far. Well minus cams,headers. So you mean with your less mods your trapping higher? I guess his cats are shot
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Old May 28, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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I missed the G37 part of this thread-can the OP repost?
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Old May 28, 2009 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
First of all my name is Jon Also you mean with just intake,exh and tune your gaining 60hp!? Your full of it! Your car is over 4200lbs and you don't have FI
Oh forgot that 300c srt-8 that trapped 113.6 also had 3000 trq converter upgrade. I just keep getting a good
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Old May 28, 2009 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jons95c36amg
I'm not wasting my time with a bull**** artist
Lot of posts for someone "not wasting their time"....
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Old May 28, 2009 | 11:00 AM
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Lot of posts for someone "not wasting their time"....
Well its good for my post #s
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