I am riding down the road minding my own business in my 05 SL600 and this little pimple faced dweeb comes up in the lane next to me staying even with my car and periodically punching it and going a little ahead of me. I ignored him several times, the exhaust he put on his civic sounded like a weed eater, but was so large you couldn't help but notice it. We were going up an overpass and he punched it again, so I stepped on it and as expected the car rocketed past him and hugged the curved onramp. When pimple boy caught up at the traffic light that stopped me, he wanted to race again, with noone being around, I let him take off and knowing he is thinking how bad he is, I PUNCHED it and need I say just blew past him. When I was eventually turning off the road he was ahead of me racing some other kid in a camaro, no that's definately more his speed.
Not much of a story, but it was humorous at the time.
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