last friday i was rollin down from laurel canyon into west hollywood, i had this 2004 A6 on my *** the whole time....
now i understand that he's mister quattro but c'mon now...the roads have all be coated with mud from the recent storms and mudslides through that particular canyon/hill street....

Needless to say…***** central…
The guy won’t let up
Totally weaving into the oncoming traffic’s lane trying to push me to speed down this slippery hill….well to be honest, I’m rolling on almost bald front tires and 1/8 tread rear tires and on stock shocks and springs so I’m in no real position to do any kind of slalom runs…I know I know I’ll get them upgraded but all in due course…I don’t have a money tree….YET!!!

So coming down the hill, the single road opens up into 2 lanes…
There’s a slow car in front of me so I switch lanes, before retardo behind me even gets the idea of doing so…

Now A6 boy is stuck again behind me and another car….
Again he’s being a *****-extraordinaire…ha…
So coming down to santa monica on crescent hts….there’s a 2 laner that quickly merges into 1….i’m in the left lane he’s in the right lane…
I look over and he’s totally mad ******* me the whole time…I just laugh…
Does he know he’s totally not matched properly with me in power?
I guess not cause the lights go green
And before anything happens I’m already 1 car length ahead of him forcing him to brake harshly behind the parked car and making him change lanes behind me, once again becoming my biatch…
Second light down the line…he’s on the right again…
Other light’s turning yellow and before our light is green he’s taking off…
Again
This time we’re neck and neck but only for a split second…cause a harder depression of the accelerator and poof…I’m ahead of this boy 1.5 - 2 car lengths…
Will this boy ever learn…
Again 3rd light he comes up
And this time he flips me off and turns right really recklessly like he’s trying to show what his car can do…but…sadly…I’ve already witnessed what his car can do…
I’m laughing to myself amused and totally jazzed about this fresh bloody murder of an A6, and not even paying attention to the Cadillac STS that’s behind me…black sedan and I’m thinking maybe same year 99 or maybe even 00 model…

Light after Beverly, he’s lined up with me right lane…I guess he was a spectator of the whole event and now wanted his opportunity to take the crown…

Now let me tell you all…I love A6’s and big caddys…I have a 66’ caddy myself…
And I almost bought an A6 before I bought my current baby….

With that said…
Light goes green…
And poof….my *** slams and sinks deep into the back of my driver’s seat…
And again…
Caddy is left behind…although he had a stronger position than the A6, I still left him behind, without going full blown accelerator…

GOSH I LOVE MY E430!!!

 

Congrats on the kill. You really showed that freaking A6 and its hideous shape.

 

good kills.....

 

Very nice kills , gotta love it when you hand their *** to them and they still come back for more

 

that 3.0 engine has no potential. the 2.7t on the other hand has great potential. a giac X chip and BOOM 315 hp and 380 tq 1/4 14.0 and thats a 4,000 ib car with quatro. real nice ride

 

Nice!

Now I wonder how an E320 would perform against an A6 3.0??

 

BURNING DIESEL!!!

Its certain cars, like Audi's, Acuras, you know the ones, lots of attitude and little torque.

They will come back again and again, light after light, to get spanked again and again.

Its fun smoking these retards in the CDI. I discretely hold idle (in drive) at about 1200 RPM's to make the turbo resposive, watch the tree carefully, and BAM their toast before they even know it.

Of course, they always do the "ricer-fly-by" or in Audi case "retard-fly-by" after they have had their *** handed to them.

They want to run with the big dogs but they pee like puppies.

KB