I have two gallons of regular gas that I bought last Fall for the mowers, and stabilized for the winter with Sta-Bil gas treatment.

Highest bidder takes it.

Local pickup only. (or $30 UPS shipping)

 

...just making sure im getting this right, you're selling 2 gallons of normal gasoline?

 

is this freals? haha

 

2 gallons?

Well, thats how Chevron got started......

 

Well, I filled the gas can in the fall at last year's prices, used up about a half gallon, and I have two left. So you can get a real bargain here.

Had I known that speculators would be able to manipulate prices this high, I'd have bought a lot more of it last year.

 

This has got to be a joke

 

I've got a few stock certificates as well that I'll be willing to let go. Bought them a while back for a small fortune, but I'm told they're collectors items and sure to increase in value. PM me for details.....

Or, care to trade for a couple of gallons of winterized liquid gold??

 

Liquid gold sounds interesting. Lol!

 

Still available?

Dang, I just ran out of gas!

 

I'll start the bidding at $5

 

Sure thing, I haven't been home in a while, else I'd have used it for the mower. So make offers!

 

$5 going once...

 

You can't be serious, Rick.

 

what octane?

 

brand?

 

Not enough info on the product.

What brand stabilizer did you use?

I need pics before I can commit to buying.

Also can I try some of it first to make sure it is still good?

 

pics?

 

How fast will this gas make my CLK go?

 

Thank you for your inquiries.

The brand is Garden State Fuel, owned by a gentleman who's nephew bought my old Sears lawn tractor and tried to chisel me down from $250 to $200, which I laughed at and walked away (so much for mad negotiating skills, he coughed up $250).

The octane is 89 regular and is stabilized with Sta-Bil winter treatment (no extra charge for this).

Interested parties may stop by and sample the fuel by piloting my John Deere around the yard. Please don't miss any spots. I prefer a clean, cross-hatched pattern. Thank you for bidding.

 

Your CLK should be able to reach upwards of 202mph, depending on driver skill.

 

With those kind of fuel resources on tap, how is it possible that Bush hasn't bombed your house yet?

 

I'm a Republican.

 

Ahhhhhhh

I'm a heterosexual.

 

Oh snap....I've got mad skillz yo!
Actually I suck.

 

That's the rumor!