Hilarious Auction Put Up By Friend Of 'apricotscrub' Lol! Must See!

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May 22, 2003 | 10:12 PM
  #1  
http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...9&category=318

I FOUND THIS TO BE VERY FUNNY. IF ME AND APRICOTSCRUB'S FRIEND WERE CARTOON CHARACTERS, IT WOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS:







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May 22, 2003 | 10:40 PM
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If I'm not mistaken, Chris IS apricotscrub. He signed "Chris" in one of his posts here in the forums.

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May 22, 2003 | 10:44 PM
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May 23, 2003 | 01:51 AM
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OMG

Hi, This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet my friend Chris.
You will be able to ask Chris as many questions as you want about anything.
Here is a few things I will guarantee about Chris.
He has made over 30,000$ USD in one month working 2-3 hours per day, He has done this for more than 2 months in a row.
He owns a 75,000$ Black S-Class mercedes he bought CASH with his own money.
The S-class is his 2nd Mercedes in one month, and he also owns/had owned a total of 4 cars in his 5 month driving career.
Chris can tell you and show u information about his actual filed lawsuit against a major company in Mass.
Chris is guaranteed to as interesting as described, check my feedback and powerseller status!
Chris will also give u a ride in his S-Class, under his discretion. (As long as you are a nice and clean person)
Chris and I Live in Connecticut, Winning lucky bidder will have to make arrangements for travel, we can set up a mutual time and pick-up at airport. The total amount of time this auction for is 24 hours maximum. By bidding you are binding yourself to eBay's policies. I will leave neg. feedback to non-paying bidders, Payment to be made by PayPal Only. ( I am a verified Business PayPal member with over 3500 Successful transaction Feedback score). ( The winning bidder is also protected by my Squaretrade Status ). This auction is completely legitimate and not a joke. The link below is for pictures of the car you will be riding in. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=2410843755





jl88 where are you when we need you most
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May 23, 2003 | 04:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Caliz_Finest
in his 5 month driving career.
LMAO
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May 23, 2003 | 08:59 AM
  #6  
lol, we drove him to end the auction. what could possibly be even funnier, the auction which had a bid of $0.01 had a buy it now price of $1,000.
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May 23, 2003 | 10:07 AM
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Two month's of "supposed" success and guy thinks he's Carlton Sheets. Look out for his infomercials soon.
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May 23, 2003 | 10:26 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a ****ing idiot!
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May 23, 2003 | 12:01 PM
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R U SERIOUS?!
this reminds me of that Nissan MAxima ad in magazines where someone put there car for a test drive on ebay.
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May 23, 2003 | 12:33 PM
  #10  
LOL, what a dork.

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May 23, 2003 | 02:05 PM
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Looks like the apricot lost his shirt, too

This is in good condition, there is a tear on one of the sleeves where the button on the sleeve and the shirt are, it is not noticeable by other people.

http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...tem=3416354684

I think I'd rather sell US flags made in China...
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May 23, 2003 | 08:18 PM
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u got to be playing with me this is a joke right?
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May 24, 2003 | 05:21 AM
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May 24, 2003 | 11:03 AM
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um..okay, how about no.
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May 24, 2003 | 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by tmushy
u got to be playing with me this is a joke right?
It's for real. You can search for item # 2930088209 on eBay.
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May 24, 2003 | 04:30 PM
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Hahahhahaahahahahahahahaahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
What a F$%&ing FaaaG!!!!
You gotta be kidding me!!
If this is for real, this guy needs to get a LIFE!!!
Wow buddy wow!!
Who the F#$& do u think you are?? Bill Gates??
Interview and ride an s-class for a grand??
You put some ***** like this in my country and you'll get killed pal!!




What a f$%&ing loser!!!!
This guy just brought it on to himself!!
Sorry, I just can't stand seeing people do such stupid ****!
And oh yeah, the only reason he went through 5 cars is prolly he can't drive worth *****!!

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May 24, 2003 | 04:56 PM
  #17  
As Cartman would say "That's what I said"
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May 24, 2003 | 06:28 PM
  #18  
Oh,well,another loser exposed, I'm only sorry for my wasted time when reading his fantasies.
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