I decided to wash the S550 this weekend. As I started toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think that, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch the Speed Channel, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the S550 isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. Oh well, there is always next weekend.

 

As a pediatrician, I think I can safely say you qualify for ADD...or maybe you're Dory from the movie "Finding Nemo," enjoying your movie royalties in an S-Class while hiding out in the forum, posing as JAdmiral

 

haha... too funny. yeah try some Adderall... you would've finished all that and then found some more things to do.

 

Haha pretty funny. What do you do if you don't mind me asking? Just wash it during the week!

 

Actually, that post was something I had kept from another car site. It's a joke. It didn't really happen to me, nor do I have ADD.

...and yes, the car usually gets washed mid-week.

 

Oh, OK. I thought that it happened to you since you posted it without a joke refferance. Oh well!