Taking a break from the S-Class
When you take your MB in and complain about something not being right, a big, tall guy with a blonde crew cut comes out, wearing a white lab coat. He says “Zer kut nat be anyzing out of order mit dis fine medcedes. YOU muz be doing sumsing vrong!” Then, two big guys in long, black leather trench coats come along side you and the blond guy says “take him, take him!”
When you take your Lexus in and complain about something, the service manager bows profusely and says “We are so very, VERY sorry that our car has not lived up to your expectations. We will completely dismantle the car to determine just what the problem is. If we cannot find the problem, we will airfreight the car back to the factory in Japan and when the problem is found, the person responsible for it will be executed. In the mean time, here are the keys to a brand new Lexus for you to drive.”
Obviously, I jest, but in the 90’s and 00’s, that’s how I felt about the difference. MB always gave me an argument, while Lexus always took care of me. I will say that MB has improved tremendously since then and I have been pleased with their service ever since about 2010.
When you take your MB in and complain about something not being right, a big, tall guy with a blonde crew cut comes out, wearing a white lab coat. He says “Zer kut nat be anyzing out of order mit dis fine medcedes. YOU muz be doing sumsing vrong!” Then, two big guys in long, black leather trench coats come along side you and the blond guy says “take him, take him!”
When you take your Lexus in and complain about something, the service manager bows profusely and says “We are so very, VERY sorry that our car has not lived up to your expectations. We will completely dismantle the car to determine just what the problem is. If we cannot find the problem, we will airfreight the car back to the factory in Japan and when the problem is found, the person responsible for it will be executed. In the mean time, here are the keys to a brand new Lexus for you to drive.”
Obviously, I jest, but in the 90’s and 00’s, that’s how I felt about the difference. MB always gave me an argument, while Lexus always took care of me. I will say that MB has improved tremendously since then and I have been pleased with their service ever since about 2010.
Lexus was so bad I took them to LL arb after they first forced us to go through a BS NADA arbitration (yes when buying a Lexus you are required to do this first before one can go Lemon Law). The NADA arb was rigged and we lost, but I cleaned Lexus' clocks in the State AG LL hearing (it was me against 3 reps from Lexus USA in addition to their outside counsel) and I won in a unanimous decision. After the hearing, counsel for Lexus came to shake my hand and bowed deeply in shame in front of the Lexus corp guys...the main Lexus rep said "you should be happy you got what you wanted". After over a year of lies, denial and countless service visits, I could have "strangled" that guy. Lexus even had the nerve to send three Japanese engineers to my home and were found driving around the base of my cobblestone driveway UNINIVTED trying to figure out the horrible metal/metal suspension noise we were complaining about, where one of our security people had to kick them off the property.
With respect to the German's see the video (here I jest of course).
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Just please keep posting in this space. You always provide valuable insights.
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So far, these E63s' are setting records unheard of with previous AMG models (that is, apart from the AMG GTR). Here is one from Car and Drivers 2017 lightning lap

https://www.caranddriver.com/feature...p-2017-feature





This is a good time to be a car enthusiast. The advances in tech is so rapid. So many cool cars and cool tech.
I admit I am biased towards German cars because I have experienced their capabilities at the limit. Having a fast car is fun but a safe car is more important...




For the S-Class, the S560 was the only choice as I like the power of the engine and a well equipped interior, something that wasn't in any 450 models. But dealers had less than ideal models in stock (except lots of the somewhat undesirable (to me) Ruby Black/mahogany launch editions). Since MB is pushing the S450 with good rates and allocations while starving the S560 allocations and worse rates, it meant a February/March car at a higher price point for essentially the same car we are driving today.
Added to that annoyance came my wife's desire to have a smaller car. The SL fits her like a glove. So all said and done, we ended up with a 2018 E-Class

To me, the E-Class is somewhat a lesser S-Class that car clearly lacks the elegance of the exterior design and material quality of the S-class interior, especially with the exclusive Nappa, so the focus on this car was driving experience.
So here is Streamliner's nightmare, a 600 plus horsepower AMG

The car is actually extremely solid, much more than any regular E-Class and a even touch more than the S-Class. Aggressive, fast and extremely capable, it is supposed not to resemble a luxury cruiser.
I really am ready for an EV and the Porsche Mission E is shaping up nicely; this should be a fun car to bridge the time...
I have a new S560 on order. I know it will come with things I’m not happy with, but overall, I believe it is my best choice.





Streamliner, the areas of issue are small quibbles compared to the whole package. The S560 is the improved version of the S550 in every aspect other than maybe some color choices. I frankly wouldn't know of any car that would be a better fit for you
Plus it's a great value (unlike AMG's which have higher lease rates and sell at lesser discount)
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I sent Dietmar Exler an email, asking if I could special order a new S560 without the Pano Roof, since the car is now available that way in Germany. I told him I would be happy to pay a special order charge and wait as long as need be. As I knew, the answer arrived today and it was “NO.” Virtually anything I ever ask them for, the answer is always the same, NO!
Anyway, I have a new S560 on order, but I will probably not get it. I may do the exact opposite of what you did and I may go back to Lexus. Today, they sent me ordering info on the new LS. Lots of great interior and exterior colors and the frigging glass roof is OPTIONAL! I probably won’t be happy with the new LS, but I’m not happy with my current S550 and won’t be happy with a new S560, especially knowing that moon roof versions exist across the pond, but that we lowly Americans are not worthy. So, I may make a big change as well. Whatever, I will hope that all of this new competition for the S Class will bring them around to being more accommodating to their long time customers—but I’m not holding my breath!




This is quite cheap. Is this would have been a Model S, I would grab it for an extra car






