A well deserved review




Update: I just read in your earlier posts that you were referring to trim and internal parts squeaking. That's weird. Both of my W222 cars were dead silent as far as cabin squeaking. I had to ask dealer to adjust the rear seats due to rattling issues in the pre-facelift, but that was it. My facelift had the semi-aniline interior with every single option possible, and it was literally dead silent as far as squeak or noises. There are some plastic trim pieces that I really hate around the AC vents (front and rear), but those are not areas I would typically rest my hand on or actively be pushing.
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That said, I need to state that I am in Canada so there might be differences as a result.
Update: I just read in your earlier posts that you were referring to trim and internal parts squeaking. That's weird. Both of my W222 cars were dead silent as far as cabin squeaking. I had to ask dealer to adjust the rear seats due to rattling issues in the pre-facelift, but that was it. My facelift had the semi-aniline interior with every single option possible, and it was literally dead silent as far as squeak or noises. There are some plastic trim pieces that I really hate around the AC vents (front and rear), but those are not areas I would typically rest my hand on or actively be pushing.
I forgot their specs but I can ask, I think a few have Magic Body Control. That might had played a role as well.
I'm sometimes very impressed with this car when it's all working. I'm driving down the road and it's as quiet as I've experience, tunes are sounding great, I'm very comfortable. That part is spot on. But the other side of the coin are the engineering failures like windshield wipers that are not so great, lights that are the worst I've encountered in decades, a transmission that's outdone by Toyota, Chevrolet, you name it, on and on. I never really expected that from Mercedes; it was always my view that they really have the housekeeping down pat because this is what I kept reading. It may have been true at one time but it's not now. Porsche absolutely kicks their *** in terms of quality and things simply working. It's not just them, I rent cars that cost a quarter what this thing does that function better in some respects.
Taint good. It reminds me of BMW during the dark years around and just after the 2k, their quality had gone to feces and this feels like a similar tailspin.
I forgot their specs but I can ask, I think a few have Magic Body Control. That might had played a role as well.
I'm sometimes very impressed with this car when it's all working. I'm driving down the road and it's as quiet as I've experience, tunes are sounding great, I'm very comfortable. That part is spot on. But the other side of the coin are the engineering failures like windshield wipers that are not so great, lights that are the worst I've encountered in decades, a transmission that's outdone by Toyota, Chevrolet, you name it, on and on. I never really expected that from Mercedes; it was always my view that they really have the housekeeping down pat because this is what I kept reading. It may have been true at one time but it's not now. Porsche absolutely kicks their *** in terms of quality and things simply working. It's not just them, I rent cars that cost a quarter what this thing does that function better in some respects.
Taint good. It reminds me of BMW during the dark years around and just after the 2k, their quality had gone to feces and this feels like a similar tailspin.
Do it in a Porsche, no give, no sound. Test drive a Porsche and the salesman will probably do the old door handle shake to show you how solid they are: They don't give, at all, even with significant force applied. No creak, nothing. You don't always fondle random stuff in your car but you sometimes do, you reach up with a cloth to wipe off the wood for instance. Do that in Porsche and there is no give, no creak, no rattle. Do that here and it immediately gives, you hear a creak. I can go on and on here.
This isn't to say you can't make something squeak, creak, whatever sound, in a Porsche, you can, but it isn't happening on many different interactions, without even trying, like it does here.
Mercedes, at least this car, is not all that solid. It's immediately noticeable that BMW which is the last other car that is not mine I was in, is more solid pretty much everywhere. It all feels more sturdy.
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Again, if you grab hold of any car and try and shove parts of it around coming close to trying to break them, it will creak.
I've a feeling that MB knows they've blown it, and given time they'll get their house in order, just as BMW did. BMW pulled out of it quickly, a matter of 5 years or so on the bottom, book ended by fairly rapid decline and surprisingly quick improvement. I don't know if you can get better faster, considering the product cycles and their timing. I think until proven otherwise, that's what you're looking at here, a low point that the brand faithful can be hopeful will end sooner rather than later.
Ultimately, I still like this car and I've had no issues. The oft complained about tech doesn't bother me, time recently spent playing with the latest, greatest, infotainment systems test-driving other cars tells me that MB actually did a good job with MBUX. More physical buttons for frequently used controls and I'd consider giving it best in the business accolades.
I've a feeling that MB knows they've blown it, and given time they'll get their house in order, just as BMW did. BMW pulled out of it quickly, a matter of 5 years or so on the bottom, book ended by fairly rapid decline and surprisingly quick improvement. I don't know if you can get better faster, considering the product cycles and their timing. I think until proven otherwise, that's what you're looking at here, a low point that the brand faithful can be hopeful will end sooner rather than later.
Ultimately, I still like this car and I've had no issues. The oft complained about tech doesn't bother me, time recently spent playing with the latest, greatest, infotainment systems test-driving other cars tells me that MB actually did a good job with MBUX. More physical buttons for frequently used controls and I'd consider giving it best in the business accolades.
Again, if you grab hold of any car and try and shove parts of it around coming close to trying to break them, it will creak.
I absolutely feel what you are talking about in a 223, I'm talking about my 222. There is no give, its very solid.
Exactly, and thats the same experience I have with my 222.
and no it doesn't take 20lbs, I remember they said they just have to push it slightly, that said, the force is different for each of my friend and each of the W222.
I think the M8 is probable though; it's the last good-looking (IMO) BMW, may be the last of a breed in general that's without electrification and has a stupidly overpowered V8. With stupidly, in this case, being high compliment...
The second on my list was getting a Cayenne. It was first before I drove the M8. That went out the window after driving several different X5s which comparatively is very good, if not as good, and can be literally half the price; not something I was expecting before I went around the block in the X5. Just shows you need to do your due diligence and actually go drive them I guess. In any event it's more comfortable, has more capacity, tech is a wash, and 60i gives up maybe the final 10% in terms of feel when you're pushing it compared to the Cayenne S. The X5M is very stiff, I think I mentioned that elsewhere. A very specific buyer for that one and I'm not that man. I actually liked the car with the 6, plenty peppy for what it is, same handling as the 60i, but you can't get the B&W which I would want. I don't like idrive 8.5 as the main downer for any of them; some things are buried multiple clicks into the GUI which should have been surfaced.
The customer service is just as awful. I submitted a buyback case two weeks ago and was told I'd be contacted by a case manager within 2 business days. It's been two weeks. I called twice to complain and still my case hasn't been assigned in spite of "escalations". Once I'm done with this piece of trash, I'm never touching Mercedes again with a 10-foot pole. It's dead to me.
My friend with a W222 560 and AMG GT is constantly making fun of me, his cars are perfect and absolutely issue free. I tell him to enjoy and drive them into the ground because new cars are absolute trash.
That said, Mercedes themselves say they are slowing down their EV strategy and will be developing more ICE vehicles, so hopefully when the focus is back on ICE, things might get better?
It is with the above in mind that I felt absolutely blindsided by the crummy W223 and due to the CCP Virus fiasco, for the first time in my life, I leased my 2022 S580 without a test drive, a mistake I will never make again. I went from near perfection (the harsh shifting transmission notwithstanding) to a frigging nightmare of a car that MB should be ashamed of having released to their customers. In hindsight, I should have kept my 2020 S560, had an indy shop fix the transmission and I would still be enjoying that car today.
I’m not holding my breath that the facelift model will remedy even half of the issues baked into the W223. I’m thinking it will take a full model cycle for MB to exorcise the shoddy engineering of the current S Class, IF they even have plans for a new model.
In my car that black plastic thats all over and wide swath of shiny wood going across the passenger side have to be wiped down because they show a lot of dust. I carry a rag in the car for that purpose, as well as wiping the touchscreen. When I reach across to wipe the wood down, it will make a little crackling sound. I don't have to try, it just happens. I go to the gym 5 days a week, I leave my over the ear headphones I use for that purpose in the car on the passenger side back seat. I'm tall and can reach that from the front seat but my knee will push against the center console as I'm reaching back there and I can feel it give, it sometimes makes a little creak. Every single time I open/close the door I can feel the thing which is not a handle give, it may or may not give a little creak. I can go on here but get the idea, you do touch things in your car and not because you're stupid, you have to interact with the thing.
Making it out as if some sociopath is masturbating while pushing on parts to see if they squeak is a bit of a stretch. I'd also say I've owned a lot of cars and you can get a good idea of what you might be facing a year or two down the road by ascertaining just how well screwed together things are in the cabin. How do you think you go about that without actually testing them?
I've no idea about the 222, I didn't own one. I can tell you the 223 I do own already makes a less than solid noise when you go over large impacts and that's not going to get better. I knew that was coming going in because you can feel that the car simply isn't all that solid. I bought anyway because I knew it was only going to be a few years and I wanted to sample an icon, see what it was about.
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