New Owner SENSOR question




If the 'off' indicator only stays lit for a moment at startup, then that is just a check of the indicator light and system and it should be enabled.
Last edited by Diesel #2; Jul 4, 2016 at 06:08 PM.
I could always use a laugh and you seem to be a clown.


this is what im referring to and not your intial post, if you can read, i didnt reply from your initial post as i know where its goin until you were SHOCKED that you didnt have parktronic. smh
Last edited by albert328gts; Jul 8, 2016 at 12:42 AM.



Thank you all for your assistance with this issue, frustrating has I was turning it on per the instructions, it is running perfectly now!
Ey moron you think messaging will intimidate me? Flaunting all your membership in all these forums? Tell you what. Ill race yor italian trash with my 63 and see if you can finish without me having to tow your sorry *** to the finish line.
Youve been a member here for 8 yrs and youve posted 17 times and 10 of them are fron this stupid thread. Have you ever helped anybody on here yet? Idiot.



Last edited by albert328gts; Jul 11, 2016 at 12:22 AM.
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Lets try to recall shall we? You strated a thread about something youre not aware of in your car, (well given the moron that you are, i wouldnt be surprised if you didnt know what the shiny lil thing that jingles in your pocket is for) Then i said "some people", not even referring to you but some people expect all the bells and whistles just because its a late model car or a merc.
Then you started calling me a clown and started messaging me privately. Then when i started stating facts that you are indeed an idiot who doesnt know **** about cars and whos been here for 8 yrs with as lil as 10 posts to your name, what does that make you? A freakin moron who only goes online when he needs something. Now go polish your garage queen italian trash. Good for nothing.
EDIT: at least youre right about one thing. i am amazing. BTW, since your trying to give me a lesson in english, "your" is your, "youre" is you are. IDIOT! Lol
Last edited by beejAMG; Jul 11, 2016 at 07:21 AM.
thats exactly what the problem is, youre comparing lexus with mercedes. You think just because your 45k lexus has it all, your 65k merc should have more or at least the same? Its like saying a 5k LV bag has 3 pockets so a 30k Hermes should have more. (Sorry i cant think of a simpler analogy than designer bags, i love mercs, mrs loves bags.)
If you can afford it, get a new mb, tick all the options so you wont be shocked, amazed or astonished when you get the car. You have to pay to play. if you think mb is in the business of making cars to make us happy more so than making money, think again mate.
When you buy a new mb, more than anything else, you are paying for the name. If you want more, pay more. If you cant afford it, well, thats where lexus comes in.
Last edited by beejAMG; Jul 11, 2016 at 05:11 AM.



thats exactly what the problem is, youre comparing lexus with mercedes. You think just because your 45k lexus has it all, your 65k merc should have more or at least the same? Its like saying a 5k LV bag has 3 pockets so a 30k Hermes should have more. (Sorry i cant think of a simpler analogy than designer bags, i love mercs, mrs loves bags.)
If you can afford it, get a new mb, tick all the options so you wont be shocked, amazed or astonished when you get the car. You have to pay to play. if you think mb is in the business of making cars to make us happy more so than making money, think again mate.
When you buy a new mb, more than anything else, you are paying for the name. If you want more, pay more. If you cant afford it, well, thats where lexus comes in.
thats exactly what the problem is, youre comparing lexus with mercedes. You think just because your 45k lexus has it all, your 65k merc should have more or at least the same? Its like saying a 5k LV bag has 3 pockets so a 30k Hermes should have more. (Sorry i cant think of a simpler analogy than designer bags, i love mercs, mrs loves bags.)
If you can afford it, get a new mb, tick all the options so you wont be shocked, amazed or astonished when you get the car. You have to pay to play. if you think mb is in the business of making cars to make us happy more so than making money, think again mate.
When you buy a new mb, more than anything else, you are paying for the name. If you want more, pay more. If you cant afford it, well, thats where lexus comes in.
I will say, our CLS550 is very nicely equipped. That's an $80,000 car though.
The Lexus is going bye bye anyway. We are a two Mercedes family now.
Last edited by SDRider; Jul 11, 2016 at 12:55 PM.



Those words you type so eloquently just shows us how well you behave and how mature you are. I understand you worked hard to purchase your MB, congratulations! I am sure everyone is proud of your hard work and diligence in your acquisition of your life’s dream. Well done! Now understand for some of us this is strictly a daily driver and in such have some questions.
No I did not read the owner’s manual immediately and had a question, so sue me. My bad or what? But your infantile behavior and name calling is absurd and unwarranted. Ultimately the car had an issue that was only resolved at the dealer with a replacement of a module. Love my warranty until 2021!
My daily driver (E350) soothes me fine for its purpose, my other toys are for other enjoyment and they do well in their own right. No need for envy, no need to name call. Like we say in Cali "don't be hating". I will reiterate - you are welcome to come out to Sunny California – we can then handle it like gentlemen if you have the upper hand I will gladly buy you a drink. You may need it. Enjoy the ride, I know I will
With the current blocking of your nonsense no need to respond, I wont see it. I consider this matter closed. Everyone else, thank you for your much appreciated assistance, I hope that I can return the favor.
Last edited by albert328gts; Jul 11, 2016 at 05:26 PM.
EDIT: playing the victim on the internet doesnt work as all your previous posts are there for everyone to see. Well, youre on a different level of idiot, ill give you that.
Last edited by beejAMG; Jul 11, 2016 at 09:48 PM.
I will say, our CLS550 is very nicely equipped. That's an $80,000 car though.
The Lexus is going bye bye anyway. We are a two Mercedes family now.

Last edited by beejAMG; Jul 11, 2016 at 08:18 PM.

To be fair, it's really the dealers that order most cars that are on the lot and most people just buy whatever is on the lot. It's easier for the dealers to sell 55k-60k cars than 65-70k cars so they don't order it with all the options. Lexus is also the johnny come lately to the luxury party so they have to offer more to entice people to buy their cars so it's not really obvious that MB should have everything Lexus does because if they did, there'd be no reason to buy a Lexus.




However I cannot get my CPA to activate and function; I have read countless threads and read pages 247-248 in the manual where it states:
"Activating/deactivating the distance warning function
Press the < o r> button on the steering wheel to select the DriveAssist menu.
Press /\ or \/ to select Distance Warning.
Press the OK button.
The current selection is displayed.
To activate/deactivate: press the OK button again"
However, I do not have that menu in my instrument cluster at all. What in the world?



