You know you own a BEAST when........
10-14-2005, 10:28 AM
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2003 E55 & 2014 GL550
When you are kickin the tires and swearing cause you only ran 12's, while everyone else is circled around the car like a Mayan Temple in worship.
10-14-2005, 12:45 PM
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'06 E55, '05 SLK55, a few others
When you get people catching up to you at a light saying they thought they had you for a minute, and you didn't realize they were racing you. 
10-14-2005, 01:58 PM
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211 E55(sold) & 80cc shifter kart
When you pull into the gas station on your 1st fill up and the kid pumping gas bows down on the ground to your car and all he can say is "that...that...thats the one in the commercial!"
(this really happened to me/talk about ego boost)
(this really happened to me/talk about ego boost)
10-14-2005, 02:52 PM
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2006 BMW X5 4.8is and 2005 C55 AMG
...your car burns asphalt instead of rubber.
...the sound of your engine in idle drowns out your 20K audio system at full volume
...the outside world looks like a scene from the Matrix
...your matter is accelerated to such a degree you can actual pass through other objects
...you reverse the rotation of earth
...and lastly you would rather drive your car then have sex.
...the sound of your engine in idle drowns out your 20K audio system at full volume
...the outside world looks like a scene from the Matrix
...your matter is accelerated to such a degree you can actual pass through other objects
...you reverse the rotation of earth
...and lastly you would rather drive your car then have sex.
10-14-2005, 03:21 PM
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2003 E55 AMG
Originally Posted by Fast55
When you get people catching up to you at a light saying they thought they had you for a minute, and you didn't realize they were racing you.
10-14-2005, 05:11 PM
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4 wheels
-- When people keep looking at the side of your car staring at the V8 Kompressor badge
-- When people are scared to see tires spinning on the freeway at 50mph
-- When the ricemobile cant keep up with you
-- When you kill a C5 Z06 while not even trying
-- When your wife tells you to go faster
-- When people are scared to see tires spinning on the freeway at 50mph
-- When the ricemobile cant keep up with you
-- When you kill a C5 Z06 while not even trying
-- When your wife tells you to go faster
10-15-2005, 10:33 AM
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2014 GL 350 on order
when...the mid-life guy in the new black corvette gets stomped by the '4 door luxury sedan' at the drag strip and goes home without ever saying goodbye! True story Joker :p
10-15-2005, 02:26 PM
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w210 E55
Originally Posted by benzmodz
You know you own a BEAST when........
... your dealership keeps breaking the same parts on purpose so they can lemon the car back from you ....
... other drivers throw Holy Water at you
... you need a tire iron to pry yourself out of the seat
... you get a cat scan and your brain has been squashed to the rear of your skull
... cops pull you over just to have a closer look
... you take a photo of the car to show your forum buddies and there is nothing in the image.
... Steve refuses to mod it !
... your COMAND has a star chart !
... your dealership keeps breaking the same parts on purpose so they can lemon the car back from you ....
... other drivers throw Holy Water at you
... you need a tire iron to pry yourself out of the seat
... you get a cat scan and your brain has been squashed to the rear of your skull
... cops pull you over just to have a closer look
... you take a photo of the car to show your forum buddies and there is nothing in the image.
... Steve refuses to mod it !
... your COMAND has a star chart !
10-15-2005, 02:58 PM
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...you don't care to drive your other cars.
...you don't care what other cars your friends and family drive.
...you couldn't care less what lines up along side of you at the stop light.
...you don't care what other cars your friends and family drive.
...you couldn't care less what lines up along side of you at the stop light.
10-15-2005, 04:39 PM
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'10 Panamera S, '06 AMG CLS55, '07 Miata MX5, '02 MB SPRINTER, '99 Spec Miata Race Car (2X)
.........when you’re so desperate for a drag that you have already de-badged the beast but still have to inch up slowly to the racers stopped ahead of you at the lights so that they don’t get to see the dreaded quad tail pipes............
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