Fuuck you Ricky. We never joke around.

 

How proud your parents must be! So, I WAS right with the retail store thing! I'm talking to a dude selling ******! No WONDER you have such big dick issues. Relax... didn't someone tell you those big ****** are just props? No wonder you're so touchy about size. You won't find a boyfriend that equipped, so dust off your dirty knees and lower your standards a bit.

27 years old, works in a retail ***** store, drives an X5 and C55 (still sucking up to daddy for funds, eh?), and definitely thinks he's the big bad man. That's a hard age to be at and be lost career-wise. It will get better though. Maybe you'll be promoted to the Hustler Casino soon.

And you definitely have not found love. If you had, you'd yawn at your own wife jokes.

As for the car in the shop bit... isn't your C55 in the shop getting a bumper fixed too? Do all your cars have bumper problems? Good lord... you're full of excuses or a really lame driver. My guess: both.

So, what you meant to say to R. Range was "I would love to race you someday... but only after my bumpers are all fixed and I learn how to drive, my retail job schedule clears up because ***** sales are so brisk in the summer, and I put NOS in my X5 so I have a chance."

Ugh. Poser. Talker. Do the C55 boys know what a moron you really are? I mean, god, I'd be embarrassed to have a ***** sucking retail roid user who can't find a boyfriend waving the C55 flag in other forums.

Ricky: Even in person I'd be calm and laugh in his face... I understand the rules. I can't say the same for him... I guess it comes down to whether he shot up and / or got his 3 incher serviced by one of hit TS friends that day.

Mr. Hawkings... you're still invited to drag day. But I don't think any of the participants will be interested in your "will blow for a ride" bit...



Loren

 

Ricky do you believe what this guy is saying I think its time for a

So your wife hasn't been f**king you lately. Which would account for all your pent up rage. What does she tell you she has a headache, but we all know the real reason.

For a over weight, bald, middle age guy I bet you think your pretty cool rollin around in your E55. Pulling up next to a car full of girls you think are checking you out all the meanwhile they are just laughing at how gross and pathetic you are. Do you drive around high school's scooping out the scene revving your engine hoping to get some attention. With your personality you really should be driving a porsche not a benz, but then again you can't molest a high school girl in the back of a porsch now can you.

As for a race date tell me whats good for you. I'll scan and post a copy of the paper work later to show you the x5 is in the body shop. But fuuckit if you want a race sooner I'll take you on in my C55.

 

Damn you both, I can't tell if it's still a joke or it's actually spiraled into a ****-fest.

 

They're definitely in a full blown d!ck swinging contest at this point. I just don't see the point in arguing after the quarter mile times got posted, but bench racing SUV's is kind of silly if you ask me.

 

Well there you go then
Closed.

RawAMGpower and Loren, as fun as it was, it's time to kiss and make up.