AMG BULLY

TRUE STORY! And yes, I did get some help, and I'm cured now, or until my Audi RS4 arrives.

First time I got my E55, I slept in the car, my mother thought I was on drugs. So she told me to see our family doctor. So I did...Dr. Chan told me, you should have slept in the back seat not driver seat. Following night, I followed his adviced, mom didn't have a clue where I was that evening. She said, I'm glad I didn't see you cleaning or sleepin in your car again. I said, me too...I was just excited mom.

So next day, I visit our family doctor to tell him thanks...he said, my pleasure, I own a E55 as well, I know the car does strange things to some owners. Then he added, remember my F355 Ferrari, I said, yeah, try sleeping in the trunk.

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Me too...

Couple more weird things that I always do:
- I always kiss my car good bye whenever I sell my car and am inside for the last time.
- I always talk to my car when washing it
- I cried like a baby when I totaled my 540

And this is how my cars responded:
- It always died at least once (phewww... ) for no apparent reason before I delivered the car to the new owner.
- Something small always breaks (mostly light bulbs or a fuse) whenever I mention a word "sell" in front of it

Am I crazy or does a car really have a heart?