For Sale: 03 E55 With 13,997 Miles




COMES WITH A NEW IN BOX EVOSPORT STAGE 1 PERFORMANCE PACKAGE (SOME LIMP WRISTED OPERA SINGER IN A BUTT BOY TOYOTA WHOSE MOMMY STILL WIPES HIS A$$ AND HANGS OUT AT HOT IMPORT NIGHTS IN THE BUBBLE BATH WITH A "JDM ALL THE WAY" SPEEDO AND A TANK TOP WITH THE BOTTOM TIED IN A KNOT WITH A CAR WITH CHINESE LETTERS THAT TRANSLATES TO "I TRYING TO POSE SO HARD I NEED A 3 FOOT WING ON MY SUPRA" BECAUSE THE INSTALLER THOUGHT HE WAS A POSER DOUCHE SAID I PROBABLY TOOK IT OFF. ITS NEW IN BOX, NEVER INSTALLED. YOU MAY HAVE YOUR MECHANIC INSPECT CAR IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVE THIS. SO DON'T BE A COMPLETE LOSER AND DRIVE TOYOTAS OR M5'S. M5'S ARE THE UGLIEST CAR ON THE ROAD PERIOD. THEY MAKE GREMLINS AND PACERS LOOK GOOD. PEOPLE POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU IN YOUR NEW M5. THEY ARE UGLY AND THIS CAR WILL CRUSH AN M5. BUT INCLUDES LARGER CRANK PULLEY, 2 OTHER PULLEYS AND NEW BELT LESS EVOPSORT ECU TUNE) ADDITIONAL 40+ HORESPOWER AND 40+ LB FT TORQUE.
COMES WITH A NEW IN BOX EVOSPORT STAGE 1 PERFORMANCE PACKAGE (SOME LIMP WRISTED OPERA SINGER IN A BUTT BOY TOYOTA WHOSE MOMMY STILL WIPES HIS A$$ AND HANGS OUT AT HOT IMPORT NIGHTS IN THE BUBBLE BATH WITH A "JDM ALL THE WAY" SPEEDO AND A TANK TOP WITH THE BOTTOM TIED IN A KNOT WITH A CAR WITH CHINESE LETTERS THAT TRANSLATES TO "I TRYING TO POSE SO HARD I NEED A 3 FOOT WING ON MY SUPRA" BECAUSE THE INSTALLER THOUGHT HE WAS A POSER DOUCHE SAID I PROBABLY TOOK IT OFF. ITS NEW IN BOX, NEVER INSTALLED. YOU MAY HAVE YOUR MECHANIC INSPECT CAR IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVE THIS. SO DON'T BE A COMPLETE LOSER AND DRIVE TOYOTAS OR M5'S. M5'S ARE THE UGLIEST CAR ON THE ROAD PERIOD. THEY MAKE GREMLINS AND PACERS LOOK GOOD. PEOPLE POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU IN YOUR NEW M5. THEY ARE UGLY AND THIS CAR WILL CRUSH AN M5. BUT INCLUDES LARGER CRANK PULLEY, 2 OTHER PULLEYS AND NEW BELT LESS EVOPSORT ECU TUNE) ADDITIONAL 40+ HORESPOWER AND 40+ LB FT TORQUE.
Yessir, that is why I destroyed his life. Its me he's calling out, because I CORRECTLY pointed out that he had removed the mods from his car.
How dare he make fun of our lovely M5's?
Pretty please with a cherry on top, don't ban him yet, I want to read his response.
If they do, I can't see them anyway as they're just a blurr as I fly by them
Last edited by Mr. Vanos; Apr 5, 2007 at 03:31 PM.
"JDM ALL THE WAY" SPEEDO AND A TANK TOP WITH THE BOTTOM TIED IN A KNOT WITH A CAR WITH CHINESE LETTERS
You don't have chinese decals on your car do you?
Just razzin you man. I am glad you called him out.
The Best of Mercedes & AMG
Nags will be wearing that outfit in the shower at Folsom if he tries to sell that car under its current description.
How dare he make fun of our lovely M5's?
Pretty please with a cherry on top, don't ban him yet, I want to read his response.
Im just glad we are buddies now
Dam donna messa with CH
Last edited by cte430; Apr 5, 2007 at 03:20 PM.
That pulley may be a new part I have no idea but his car was around the forum for a long time. He and EVOsport had it out over who's fault it was regarding the failure of the pulleys etc. He had EVOsport parts for a while and was always in the forefront of testing new items. When they he had the pulley installed it came lose a couple times and damaged the crank. He never could prove what happened I guess and sadly he had to get his car fixed out of pocket (as the story goes). It was another case of installer and maker pointing fingers. I have no clue where that story ended.
People get heated when their cars break and he went out in a ball of fire but he still was a helpful guy for a while before that. Thats the risk we all take wiht modding cars and why I stay stock!
Last edited by CynCarvin32; Apr 5, 2007 at 03:53 PM.
That pulley may be a new part I have no idea but his car was around the forum for a long time. He and EVOsport had it out over who's fault it was regarding the failure of the pulleys etc. It was another case of installer and maker pointing fingers. I have no clue where that story ended.
If the car had had the same issue with an oem pulley would he be required to say that the car had motor work done etc? Its not like his car is junk now it just has had some work done to it.
But yes he could have been far more low key and honest with the e-bay ad listing. But you need to have been here when he posted to understand his personality. That e-bay ad is exactly what you would have expected from him.
Edit: because I cant type
Last edited by CynCarvin32; Apr 5, 2007 at 04:06 PM.
All bearings were fine in the motor. Trouble is once you damage the key on the crank beyond repair you need a new crank and that means pulling the motor.
The best part... there's NO info about the car!!!! This guy has some serious anger mgmt issues!!!






Nice job Jay55.

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