newton22

Houston is a state, part of the republic of Texas.

Take the fattest ***** you can find and ram it straight up your own butt.

blackbenzz

Its called a time slip, not a time ticket.

juicee63

I got a ****ing Time Ticket, went to the bank for 7 minutes and BOOOOOM, time ticket right on my windshield.

My Time ticket was 40.00
how on earth can the justify 40.00 when the time ticket avoidance fee is a mere 25 cents? I guess a better question is why didnt I simply slide in the quarter dollar?

I guess I WANTED A 10 SECOND TIME TICKET too!!

ROCKETW19

LOL you are silly bro!

bmoreAMG

Time tickets for cecil county race way

JAYCL600

u still taking your cars to RH to fix your "tuning" mistakes, your veil of secrecy must be made of cellophane

bmoreAMG

10.sec runs always make owners of slow cars up set! Now the gay stuff
thats truly a new one.As for the ***** I'll have to past.I rather talk about
fast cars we own or women! I guess thats it for any future reply to you.

Still having problems loading time slips.I'll figure it out shortly.

JAYCL600

oh my your technical ability is poor, it called "manage attachments" and will come up when you hit reply, if u cannot fathom that go to http://imageshack.us/ then when u have the url paste it in the "insert" image box...if that still fails email it directly to me jason@gemsbyjwade.com and ill post it for you

Rock

That sounds too complicated for our friend. Bmore, where do you live? Do I need to drive to your friggin house to pick up the slip for you.

bmoreAMG

I've seen your car run .There is two that are running much quicker in the
DC area.

Vic55

Oh Rock dont forget the liquid paper cause he is gonna need some cut and paste help.

Rock

Those is fightin words.

JAYCL600

not without spray, i dont spray on purpose, bring me any 600 in our area, street/strip im always around and down and now u have my email addy so ***** in your court

bmoreAMG

The problems with my system.I'm taking care of it as we speak!

JAYCL600

save yourself the energy as most are not interested in milestones that have been suppassed, an E55 into the 10's on spray is oooooold news bro

SteveFox

You know what I meant.

bmoreAMG

Not to the people on the side line watching the race . A 10.64 @131.96 with
1.629 60' is all ways damn good news.Now I'm going to let in on some info.
The reason why I posted this whole 10.sec thread is because that run was
done with very little money. Try 4,500 est. And my research tells me thats
is new.The whole purpose of MB world is to help each other go fast as we
can by sharing info.And your right my car runs 11.98 on motor@116.mph.
But my only modes are lsd,bfg drag tires,2 stage 175 shot with progressive
controller and lean rich watch dog.Fuel 100 octane,1 bottle chemical X and
bottle heater.All for $4500.Total gains 17 mph 1.4 sec et.Lsd a lone is worth
fouth tenths off your et.Every one has been doing mods first than nos.I
figure out this system runs better on nos with very little mods.all it needs
is to hook better.I,ve also researched that this is ,the quickest e55 with nos
and lsd only. And it,s the 2nd QUICKEST I KNOW ABOUT.One very important
point change plugs one step colder. USE NGK,I know people come on this forum with alot of bs.I beleive there is alot of sharp people out there and
I,m not here to bull **** any one.

SteveFox

Dude..that is SICK. Where can I go to get all that cool stuff done to my car. Hurry I want a car as fast as yours maybe even faster before anybody else.

ChicagoX

[Malcom's a$$] bmoreAMG [Malcom's a$$]


Thanks, we already know it.

JAYCL600

Congrats on saving a few bucks and having a fast car, but going fast on spray isnt anything new, if u threw enough nitrous on a stock E55 i bet it would run 10's also, thats the point of spray...its cheap.

JAYCL600

Ive raced at Cecil before i know Cecil is NOT at any 4500ft bro, come on......

EDIT: I made this post in error, but it was so funny (at my expense) that i have to leave it

SleeperX

I think he is trying to say that for the low price of $4500 he can turn your E55 into a 10.6 second car.

JAYCL600

lol, just reread that, changing post u are correct, i was so quick to jump like a shark to blood

Hazy1

I just ran a 10.78 in a "nearly" stock 2003 E55. The trick is to drive nearly all of the gas out of your car then fill the entire tank with those little bottles of "Octane Boost". Kind of a time consuming PITA, but works great and saves the $4,500. NOS please, this is way better; plus it shoots a 2' flame out the exhaust to the delight of the fans in the stands. For $500 a piece, I'll send you a kit with instructions on exactly how this is done, or you can waste your $$ with Malcolm.

Ted Baldwin

.........No ported intake and ported heads that he charges for but does not do? No secret intercooler placed inside the superchager? No longer a Kleemann dealer who sends his own car to Kleemann in Colorado? No Jamusa to ask to help cover up your lies. No more AMG owners falling for the scam. So this creep now finally publicly admitting that all he does is instal nitrous. Wow! who ever heard of nitrous making a car go faster? No more telling Blackbenz that your 10sec run was "all motor." No more telling me that you are afraid that Kleemann and other tuners will steal your ideas. some of this is funny, but a lot of it is kind of creepy.

Ted